
How to be German in 50 easy steps
A guide from Apfelsaftschorle to Tschüss
- 69 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
How to be German in 50 easy steps
A guide from Apfelsaftschorle to Tschüss
About this book
Breakfast lavishly, pre-book all your holidays years in advance, dress sensibly and obey the red man! «How to be German» presents all the little absurdities that make living in Germany such a pleasure. It's required reading for all Ausländer and for Germans who sometimes have the feeling they don't understand their own country. We learn why the Germans speak so freely about sex, why they are so obsessed with «Spiegel Online» and why they all dream of being naked in a lake of Apfelsaftschorle. At the end, the only thing left to say to Adam Fletcher's love letter to Germany is «Alles klar!»This e-book is also available in German: «Wie man Deutscher wird in 50 einfachen Schritten. Eine Anleitung von Apfelsaftschorle bis Tschüss». The printed edition has been published as a bilingual turn-around book.
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Table of contents
- COVER
- TITLE
- ABOUT THE BOOK
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR
- INTRODUCTION
- 1. PUT ON YOUR HOUSE SHOES
- 2. EAT A LONG BREAKFAST
- 3. PLANNING, PREPARATION & PROCESS
- 4. GET SOME INSURANCES
- 5. DRESS SERIOUSLY
- 6. SPEAK GERMAN
- 7. OUTGESOURCED, DOWNGELOADED & UPGEGRADED
- 8. OBEY THE RED MAN
- 9. DRINK APFELSAFTSCHORLE
- 10. DRINK MIXED BEVERAGES
- 11. EAT GERMAN FOOD
- 12. KNOW YOUR POTATOES
- 13. THE ANSWER IS TO BRING KARTOFFELSALAT
- 14. EAT GERMAN BREAD
- 15. ‹MAHLZEIT!›
- 16. HATE THE GEZ & GEMA
- 17. LEARN HOW TO OPEN A BEER BOTTLE WITH ANYTHING BUT A BOTTLE OPENER
- 18. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
- 19. SPEAK FREELY ABOUT SEX
- 20. DO NOTHING ON SUNDAYS
- 21. WATCH TATORT
- 22. IT IS NOT TRUE UNTIL YOU’VE READ IT AT SPIEGEL ONLINE
- 23. ALWAYS SEND FRIENDLY GREETINGS
- 24. PROST!!!
- 25. DRINK BIONADE, BUY BIO
- 26. RECYCLE
- 27. STICK TO THE RULES
- 28. LOVE YOUR CAR
- 29. KLUGSCHEISSEN
- 30. INTERROGATE JOKES
- 31. DON’T LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTES FROM A CANDLE
- 32. FENSTER AUF KIPP
- 33. FEEL MIXED ABOUT BERLIN
- 34. HATE BAVARIA
- 35. HATE THE SAXONY DIALECT
- 36. PICK A SIDE, RESPECT THE DIVIDE
- 37. FAHRE SCHWARZ
- 38. GET QUALIFIED
- 39. ENLARGE YOUR CV
- 40. FIND A ‹REAL› JOB
- 41. FAIL AT SARCASM
- 42. LEARN TO ENJOY BUREAUCRACY
- 43. GUT GUT, NAJA, ACH SO, ALLES KLAR & UND SONST SO
- 44. PRACTICALITY TRUMPS EVERYTHING
- 45. TRAVEL SERIOUSLY
- 46. KNOW THAT BIRTHDAYS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
- 47. WATCH DINNER FOR ONE ON NEW YEAR’S EVE
- 48. FORGET ANYTHING YOU WERE EVER TOLD ABOUT FIREWORKS
- 49. HATE SCHLAGER, KNOW EVERY WORD
- 50. SAY TSSSSSSSSSSSSCHÜÜ-HÜSSSSSSSSS
- IMPRESSUM