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No One Left to Lie To
The Triangulations of William Jefferson Clinton
Christopher Hitchens
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No One Left to Lie To
The Triangulations of William Jefferson Clinton
Christopher Hitchens
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In No One Left to Lie To, Christopher Hitchens portrays President Bill Clinton as one of the most ideologically skewed and morally negligent politicians of recent times. In a blistering polemic which shows that Clinton was at once philanderer and philistine, crooked and corrupt, Hitchens challenges perceptions - of liberals and conservatives alike - of this highly divisive figure.
With blistering wit and meticulous documentation, Hitchens masterfully deconstructs Clinton's abject propensity for pandering to the Left while delivering to the Right and argues that the president's personal transgressions were inseparable from his political corruption.
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Contents
Foreword to the Twelve Edition
Acknowledgments
Preface
ONE Triangulation
TWO Chameleon in Black and White
THREE The Policy Coup
FOUR A Question of Character
FIVE Clintonâs War Crimes
SIX Is There a Rapist in the Oval Office?
SEVEN The Shadow of the Con Man
Afterword
Index
Foreword
Letâs be clear right off the bat: Christopher Hitchens was duty-bound to slay Washington, D.C., scoundrels. Somewhere around the time that the Warren Commission said there was no conspiracy to kill Kennedy and the Johnson administration insisted there was light at the end of the Vietnam tunnel, Hitchens made a pact with himself to be a principled avatar of subjective journalism. If a major politician dared to insult the intelligentsiaâs sense of enlightened reason, he or she would have to contend with the crocodile-snapping wrath of Hitchens. So when five-term Arkansas governor Bill Clinton became U.S. president in 1993, full of âI didnât inhaleâ denials, he was destined to encounter the bite. What Clinton couldnât have expected was that Hitchensâin this clever and devastating polemicâwould gnaw off a big chunk of his ass for the ages. For unlike most Clinton-era diatribes that reeked of partisan sniping of-the-moment, Hitchens managed to write a classic takedown of our forty-second presidentâon par with Norman Mailerâs The Presidential Papers (pathetic LBJ) and Hunter S. Thompsonâs Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail â72 (poor Nixon)âwith the prose durability of history. Or, more simply put, its bottle vintage holds up well.
What No One Left to Lie To shares with the Mailer and Thompson titles is a wicked sense of humor, razorblade indictments, idiopathic anger, high Ă©lan, and a wheelbarrow full of indisputable facts. Hitchens proves to be a dangerous foe to Clinton precisely because he avoids the protest modus operandi of the antiwar 1960s. Instead of being unwashed and plastered in DayGlo, he embodies the refined English gentleman, swirling a scotch-and-Perrier (âthe perfect delivery systemâ) in a leather armchair, utilizing the polished grammar of an Oxford don in dissent, passing judgment from historyâs throne. In these chapters, the hubristic Hitchens dismantles the Clinton propaganda machine of the 1990s, like a veteran safecracker going click-back click-click-back click until he gets the goods. Detractors of Hitchens over the years have misguidedly tattooed him with the anarchistic âbomb-throwerâ label. Itâs overwrought. While itâs true that Hitchens unleashes his disdain for Clinton right out of the gate here, deriding him on Page One as a bird-dogging âcrooked president,â the beauty of this deft polemic is that our avenging hero proceeds to prove the relative merits of this harsh prosecution.
Hemingway famously wrote that real writers have a built-in bullshit detectorâno one has ever accused Hitchens of not reading faces. What goaded him the most was that Clinton, the so-called New Democrat, with the help of his Machiavellian-Svengali consultant Dick Morris, decided the way to hold political power was by making promises to the Left while delivering to the Right. This rotten strategy was called Triangulation. All Clinton gave a damn about, Hitchens maintains, was holding on to power. As a man of the Left, an English-American columnist and critic for The Nation and Vanity Fair, Hitchens wanted to be sympathetic to Clinton. His well-honed sense of ethics, however, made that impossible. He refused to be a Beltway liberal muted by the âmoral and political blackmailâ of Bill and Hillary Clintonâs âeight years of reptilian rule.â
I distinctly remember defending Clinton to Hitchens one evening at a Ruthâs Chris Steak House dinner around the time of the 9/11 attacks. Having reviewed Martin Walkerâs The President We Deserve for The Washington Post, I argued that Clinton would receive kudos from history for his fiscal responsibility, defense of the middle class, and an approach to world peace that favored trade over the use of military force. I even suggested that Vice President Al Gore made a terrible error during his 2000 presidential campaign by not using Clinton more. I mistakenly speculated that the Clinton Library would someday become a major tourist attraction in the South, like Graceland. âDouglas,â he said softly, ânobody wants to see the NAFTA pen under glass. The winning artifact is Monica Lewinskyâs blue dress. And youâll never see it exhibited in Little Rock.â
To Hitchens, there were no sacred cows in Clintonland. With tomahawk flying, he scalps Clinton for the welfare bill (âmore hasty, callous, short-term, and ill-considered than anything the Republicans could have hoped to carry on their ownâ), the escalated war on drugs, the willy-nilly bombing of a suspected Osama bin Laden chemical plant in Sudan on the day of the presidentâs testimony in his perjury trial, and the bombing of Saddam Husseinâs Iraq on the eve of the House of Representativesâ vote on his impeachment. The low-road that Clinton operated on, Hitchens argues, set new non-standards, even in the snake-oil world of American politics. With utter contempt, Hitchens recalls how during the heat of the 1992 New Hampshire primary (where Clinton was tanking in the polls because of the Gennifer Flowers flap), the president-to-be rushed back to Arkansas to order the execution of the mentally disabled Rickey Ray Rector. âThis moment deserves to be remembered,â Hitchens writes, âbecause it introduces a Clintonian mannerism of faux âconcernâ that has since become tediously familiar,â and âbecause it marks the first of many times that Clinton would deliberately opt for death as a means of distraction from sex.â
No One Left to Lie To was scandalous when first published in 1999. The Democratic Party, still trying to sweep Lewinsky under the carpet, didnât take kindly to a TV gadabout metaphorically waving the semen-flecked Blue Dress around as a grim reminder that the Arkansas hustler was still renting out the Lincoln Bedroom to the highest bidder. Hitchens took to the airwaves, claiming that Clinton wasnât just a serial liar; he actually âreacted with extreme indignation when confronted with the disclosure of the fact.â To be around Clinton, he told viewers, was to subject oneself to the devil of corrosive expediency. Itâs not so much that Clinton surrounded himself with sycophantic yes menâall narcissistic presidents do that. Itâs that Clinton insisted, no matter the proposition, that his associates and supportersâindeed, all liberalsâmarch in lockstep with his diabolic ways. To do otherwise was a sign of rank disloyalty to the House of Clinton. It was Nixon redux.
History must be careful not to credit Hitchens with this bookâs arch title. As the story goes, Hitchens was in a Miami airport on December 10, 1998, when he saw David Schippers, chief investigative counsel for the House Judiciary Committee, on television. The old-style Chicago law-and-order pol was on a roll. âThe president, then, has lied under oath in a civil deposition, lied under oath in a criminal grand jury,â Schippers said. âHe lied to the people, he lied to the Cabinet, he lied to his top aides, and now heâs lied under oath to the Congress of the United States. Thereâs no one left to lie to.â
Bingo. Hitchens thought Schippers was spot-on. The more he reflected, the angrier he got. The writing process for No One Left to Lie To took only days; he banged it out in a fury. Using his disgust at Clintonâs shameless gall as fuel, he defended the twenty-two-year-old intern Monica Lewinsky, who had over forty romantic encounters in the Oval Office with the president, from bogus charges that she was a slutty stalker. That Clinton had determined to demolish her on the electric chair of public opinion infuriated Hitchens. So he acted. He came to the rescue of a damsel in distress, protecting the modern-day Hester Prynne. It was Clinton, he said, the philanderer-in-chief, who deserved persecution for lying under oath.
There was something a bit New Age Chivalrous about it all. In 2002, Lewinsky wrote Hitchens, on pink stationery, mailed to him c/o The Nation, a note of gratitude for writing No One Left to Lie To and defending her as a talking head in the HBO film Monica in Black and White. âIâm not sure youâve seen the HBO documentary I participated in,â Lewinsky wrote Hitchens. âI wanted to thank you for being the only journalist to stand up against the Clinton spin machine (mainly Blumenthal) and reveal the genesis of the stalker story on television. Though Iâm not sure people were ready to change their minds in â99, I hope they heard you in the documentary. Your credibility superseded his denials.â
Clinton is for Hitchens emblematic of an official Washington overrun with lobbyists, Tammany-bribers, and bagmen of a thousand stripes. But Hitchens doesnât merely knock Clinton down like most polemicists. Instead, he drives over him with an 18-wheel Peterbilt, shifts gears to reverse, and then flattens the reputation of the Arkansas âboy wonderâ again and again. Anyone who gets misty-eyed when Fleetwood Macâs âDonât Stop,â the Clinton theme song, comes on the radio shouldnât read this exposĂ©.
Hitchens tries a criminal case against Clinton (a.k.a. âSlick Willieâ) with gusto. No stone is left unturned. He catalogues all of Bubbaâs lies. He shames so-called FOBs (âfriends of Billâ) such as Terry McAuliffe and Sidney Blumenthal for embracing the two-faced and conniving Clinton under the assumption that an alternative president would be far worse. Was America really worse for wear because Nixon was forced to resign in 1974 and Gerald Ford became president? Would Vice President Al Gore really have been that bad for America compared with the craven Clinton? The heart of this long-form pamphlet is about adults turning a blind eye to abuse of power for convenienceâs sake. What concerned Hitchens more than Clinton the man is the way once-decent public servants abandoned Golden Rule morality to be near the White House center of power. Hitchens rebukes the faux separation, promulgated by Clintonâs apologists during the impeachment proceedings of 1998, of the Arkansanâs private and public behavior. âClintonâs private vileness,â he writes, âmeshed exactly with his brutal and opportunistic public style.â
Anyone who defends Clintonâs bad behavior gets the stern Sherman-esque backhand. Itâs liberating to think that the powerful will be held accountable by those few true-blooded journalists like Hitchens who have guts; he was willing to burn a Rolodex-worth of sources to deliver the conviction. What Hitchens, in the end, loathes most are fellow reporters who cover up lies with balderdash. Who is holding the fourth estateâs patsiesâ feet to the fire? In our Red-Blue political divide, American journalists often seem to pick sides. Just turn on Fox News and MSNBC any night of the week to get the score. Hitchens is reminding the press that for democracy to flourish, even in a diluted form, its members must be islands unto themselves. There is no more telling line in No One Left to Lie To than Hitchens saying: âThe pact which a journalist makes is, finally, with the public. I did not move to Washington in order to keep quiet.â
A cheer not free of lampoon hit Hitchens after the publication of No One Left to Lie To. While Clintonistas denounced him as a drunken gadfly willing to sell his soul for book sales, the one-time darling of The Nation was now also embraced by the neoconservative The Weekly Standard. Trying to pigeonhole him into a single school of thought was an exercise in futility. âMy own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any maj...