How May I Offend You Today?
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How May I Offend You Today?

Rants and Revelations from a Not-So-Proper Southern Lady

  1. 224 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

How May I Offend You Today?

Rants and Revelations from a Not-So-Proper Southern Lady

About this book

USA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa! Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud.

Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today?, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks."

Weaving together anecdotes from her distinctly Southern life with frequent references to the Bible, what she calls "our manual for living," Lewis says what many of us have thought, and in the process encourages us to stand firm in our views. The witty-yet-down-to-earth banter and uplifting, inspirational message of How May I Offend You Today? gives readers everywhere the boost necessary to make it through even their most trying days.

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Information

Publisher
Thomas Nelson
Year
2020
eBook ISBN
9781400208050

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction: Why Is Nobody Else Losing It?
  6. Chapter 1: Common Sense Isn’t Common
  7. Chapter 2: Get Over It
  8. Chapter 3: Detours and Differences
  9. Chapter 4: No Thanks to You
  10. Chapter 5: Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size
  11. Chapter 6: Catch a Bubble and Pray
  12. Chapter 7: Your Screen Time Is Up
  13. Chapter 8: You Have Enough Friends
  14. Chapter 9: Take Off the Mask
  15. Chapter 10: The J Word
  16. Chapter 11: Let Me Speak to the Manager
  17. Chapter 12: Draw the Line
  18. Chapter 13: What in the World?
  19. Chapter 14: Faith over Fame
  20. Chapter 15: Surrender Takes Time
  21. Chapter 16: Stop Believing the Lies
  22. Chapter 17: GAS
  23. Chapter 18: Lose Your Pride
  24. Chapter 19: No Cookie for You
  25. Chapter 20: Maybe It’s Your Fault
  26. Chapter 21: Talk and Walk
  27. Chapter 22: Thrives on Neglect
  28. Chapter 23: God’s Oath
  29. Chapter 24: WWJD
  30. Acknowledgments
  31. About the Author

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