Mechanical Failure
eBook - ePub

Mechanical Failure

  1. 352 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Mechanical Failure

About this book

A smooth-talking ex-sergeant, accustomed to an easygoing peacetime military, unexpectedly rejoins the fleet and finds soldiers preparing for the strangest thing—war.

The two hundred years’ (and counting) peace is a time of tranquility that hasn’t been seen since...well, never. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That’s the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler.

But it turns out that smuggling is hard. Like getting-arrested-for-dealing-with-pirates-and-forced-back-into-service kind of hard. It doesn’t seem so bad—the military was a perpetual tiki party anyway—but when Rogers returns after only a year away, something has changed. These are soldiers—actual soldiers doing actual soldier things like preparing for a war that Rogers is sure doesn’t exist. Rogers vows to put a stop to all this nonsense—even if it means doing actual work.

With an experienced ear for military double-speak, Zieja has created a remarkable and sarcastic adventure.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Chapter 1: Asses to Ashes
  4. Chapter 2: Second Chances
  5. Chapter 3: Speedbumps
  6. Chapter 4: White Gloves
  7. Chapter 5: Big Orange Button
  8. Chapter 6: Barber Bot
  9. Chapter 7: Mechanical Failure
  10. Chapter 8: Too Stupid to Be an Ensign
  11. Chapter 9: Ein Klein Flottenchef
  12. Chapter 10: A Carefully Thought-Out Decision to Get the Hell Out of Dodge
  13. Chapter 11: Oh, Chute
  14. Chapter 12: A Man and His Droid
  15. Chapter 13: Military Unintelligence
  16. Chapter 14: Improperganda
  17. Chapter 15: Big Red Data
  18. Chapter 16: The Military Never Said Anything About War
  19. Chapter 17: Stick This in You
  20. Chapter 18: Go Boom
  21. Chapter 19: A Breach of Protocol
  22. Chapter 20: The Legend of Ticket
  23. Chapter 21: The German-Irish Inflammation Conflagration
  24. Chapter 22: The Gravity of the Situation
  25. Chapter 23: Captain Rogers
  26. Acknowledgments
  27. ā€˜Communication Failure’ Teaser
  28. About Joe Zieja
  29. Copyright