Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world—a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.
When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class.
In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she’s convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.
- 240 pages
- English
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Dedication
- Chapter One: Blacklisted
- Chapter Two: Chelsea in Charge
- Chapter Three: Prison Break
- Chapter Four: Bladder Stones
- Chapter Five: Big Red
- Chapter Six: Dining in the Dark
- Chapter Seven: Dim Sum and Then Some
- Chapter Eight: Barking up the Wrong Tree
- Chapter Nine: Re-Gift
- Chapter Ten: Jumped
- Chapter Eleven: Mini-Me
- Chapter Twelve: Costa Rica
- Acknowledgments
- About Chelsea Handler
- Copyright
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