Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs
eBook - ePub

Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs

A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

  1. 304 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs

A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

About this book

Red carpet fashion laureate, comic icon, and outspoken superstar Joan Rivers gives her signature straight-talking advice to women on how to live better through looking better. Joan Rivers's abiding life philosophy is simple: in the appearance focused society of the twenty-first century, beauty is key—especially where men are concerned. So, getting something lifted, tightened, adjusted, or removed is as fundamental as wearing makeup or using hair conditioner.Now, for any woman considering her options, Joan takes the mystery out of cosmetic surgery with a practical overview, aided and informed by the country's top plastic surgeons. She takes us step-by-step through these entire processes, from finding the right doctor to the bruising truth about recovery and the facts about cosmetic surgery's very real risks.Of course, Joan also dishes about who's had what done in Hollywood and her own witty insights about her life under the knife. Part hilarious bitch-fest and part hands-on advice, this is a bracingly funny, wildly frank, and genuinely passionate argument for a woman's right to do whatever it takes to be beautiful, to feel better about herself, and most of all to be happy.

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Table of contents

  1. cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Intro: Welcome to My World
  7. One: Hello, Doctor!
  8. Two: Botox, Baby!*
  9. Three: Plump It Up: Lips*
  10. Four: Filler Up: Wrinkles*
  11. Five: You’re So Smooth: Skin*
  12. Six: More Where You Want It, Less Where You Don’t: Hair
  13. Seven: About Face Lifts*
  14. Eight: When You Care Enough to Send Your Very, Very Breast*
  15. Nine: Bobbing for Noses*
  16. Ten: Sucks to Be You: Lipo!*
  17. Eleven: Cutting Out the Middle*
  18. Twelve: Eyes Wide Open*
  19. Thirteen: Arm and a Leg*
  20. Fourteen: Vaginas and Butts
  21. Fifteen: Finishing Touches
  22. Acknowledgments
  23. Footnote