In this hilarious account of her venture into motherhood, New York Times bestselling author and Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.
Following her laugh-out-loud New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald moves on from dating to motherhood with this outrageous essay collection chronicling her attempt to have it all—her way.
This self-proclaimed “Real Housewife of Woodland Hills” is determined to achieve A-list status (thus expanding her entourage beyond her three school-age children and a househusband who is infuriatingly bad at collecting neighborhood gossip) and to defeat (or at least be accepted by) the mean neighborhood moms who judge her for taking her kids to a stripper pool party in Vegas. It’s a lot to juggle when she’s also battling Chelsea Handler and coworkers for the crudest practical jokes (just ask her about that “free” Vera Wang dress)...
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My Inappropriate Life
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My Inappropriate Life
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- Cover
- Dedication
- Author’s Note
- Foreword
- Chapter 1: The Real Housewives of Woodland Hills
- Chapter 2: Going Bananas
- Chapter 3: The Nine Steps of Being Kicked in the Ass by Suze Orman
- Chapter 4: B.C.
- Chapter 5: My Personal Stylist
- Chapter 6: Playmate Mom of the Year
- Chapter 7: One Nipple Out the Door
- Chapter 8: Good Help Is Hard to Find
- Chapter 9: They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab
- Chapter 10: Wild World
- Chapter 11: The Chelsea Clique
- Chapter 12: Death Becomes Her
- Chapter 13: Not with My Man You Don’t
- Chapter 14: My Inappropriate Friend
- Chapter 15: B-Day Party
- Chapter 16: Three Weddings and No Funeral
- Chapter 17: The Sixty-five-year-old Intern
- Chapter 18: Craigslisting for Family Pool Parties
- Chapter 19: Bad Word
- Chapter 20: Does My Boy Like Barbie?
- Chapter 21: Omelet
- Chapter 22: I Don’t Want to Bore You with These Stories, But . . .
- Chapter 23: My Hiatus
- Chapter 24: Red-Carpet Ready
- Epilogue: Extras and Deleted Scenes
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Copyright
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