Microcosm

Matt Hartley

• Publisher: Nick Hern Books
• Year: 2014
• Print ISBN:
  9781848423985
• eBook ISBN:
  9781780014654
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: British Drama
• Index: Literature

A searing thriller about paranoia, social divisions, and the creeping threat of the intruder, by the Bruntwood Prize-winning playwright.

Alex has his flat. His home. He's building a life with Clare. Nothing can derail his happiness - he just wishes those kids would stop hanging round outside his house. But they're just kids, with nothing to do. They're not dangerous, right?

Matt Hartley's play Microcosm was first performed at Soho Theatre, London, in May 2014.

Day 1

ALEX is at the door. PHILIP stands in the doorway. In one hand PHILIP has a bottle of wine (wrapped with a ribbon) and in the other hand a wing mirror.

PHILIP. This has really thrown me.

ALEX. Is that mine?

PHILIP. It was a welcoming gift: the wine. To say hi and welcome.

ALEX. Thank you.

PHILIP. Welcome to the area, hope you’re settling in okay. But this you know, you just don’t cater for this, do you?

ALEX. No. That’s my wing mirror isn’t it?

PHILIP. The little blue car outside.

ALEX. Yes.

PHILIP. Well yes, if that’s your –

ALEX. It is.

PHILIP. Sorry. I’m Philip by the way. I live next door.

ALEX. Erm could I have it please?

PHILIP. Of course. Course, yes. Sorry, holding on to it like it’s a newborn –

ALEX. Philip.

PHILIP. Yes.

ALEX. Next door.

PHILIP. Number twenty-two. It’s not a flat.

ALEX. Right. Alex.

PHILIP. Alex. Nice to meet you.

ALEX. This is awkward isn’t it?

PHILIP. Not the best introduction, is it really?

ALEX. No. But thanks for being / honest.

PHILIP. Just being neighbourly. Honest?

ALEX. Yeah. Shall I just drop the bill round?

PHILIP. Sorry?

ALEX. For the repairs. Once the garage have fixed it.

PHILIP. No, no, no, no.

ALEX. What, cash?

PHILIP. I think there’s been a misunderstanding.

ALEX. This is from my car?

PHILIP. Yes, but I think we’re, do you think I hit your car?

ALEX. That’s what you’re saying.

PHILIP. No, no, I was just coming round to say hi, welcome as I was saying before and this was on the floor by your car. So I thought it was best to bring it up.

ALEX. So you didn’t hit my car?

PHILIP. No, god no, that would have been awkward wouldn’t it? First impressions. (Beat.) That’s what you thought, isn’t it?

ALEX. You did have it in your hand.

PHILIP. Yes.

ALEX. And a bottle of wine in the other.

PHILIP. A welcome gift.

ALEX. Not an apology?

PHILIP. No. No, obviously I’m sorry but it was just I was coming round anyway, so I thought it’s best to bring it up.

ALEX. I assumed /

PHILIP. I know.

ALEX. / that you had done it.

PHILIP. I should have clarified.

ALEX. No, I should have…

Pause.

You definitely didn’t do it?

PHILIP. No.

ALEX. No?

PHILIP. No.

ALEX. Sorry. Sorry. I just…

PHILIP. It’s okay.

ALEX. Can you see why I…?

PHILIP. Of course, course, yes.

ALEX. Sorry. (Beat.) So someone else has done this?

PHILIP. Yeah.

ALEX. Just driven into it /

PHILIP. Well –

ALEX. / and not left their details.

PHILIP. No, no, no, no.

ALEX. They’ve left details? At least –

PHILIP. No. No. No details. Nobody’s driven into it.

ALEX. What?

PHILIP. Not unless they went along the pavement, drove along the pavement. No. Sorry. Sorry, let me explain, it’s been ripped off. Vandalised.

ALEX. Vandalised?

PHILIP. I know. Terrible isn’t it. Just ripped off. Or out, whichever way you say it. Off I think. It’s been ripped off hasn’t it?

ALEX. Fucking hell. Sorry.

PHILIP. Don’t worry I know how… fucking… frustrating it can be.

ALEX has gone to the window and is looking out.

ALEX. Is there any other damage?

PHILIP. You mean like…

ALEX. Scratched. Has it been scratched or broken in to?

PHILIP. No, no not from what I could tell.

ALEX. Has this happened before?

PHILIP. Not that I’m aware of. Certainly I’ve never –

ALEX. And mine was the only –

PHILIP. Sorry, sorry to interrupt. Can I come in?

ALEX. What?

PHILIP. I didn’t want to just walk in. I wasn’t sure how long this conversation was going to go on so I’ve stayed in the doorway, so I’m not sure if I should come in or not but if we are…

ALEX. Of course, of course come in. Sorry I should have –

PHILIP. I just didn’t want to carry on talking right across the room but if we are…

ALEX. No, I under–

PHILIP. And I would have started to think about that more, the longer I stood here.

ALEX. Please, just come in, please.

PHILIP. Thank you. Should I take off my shoes?

ALEX. No, no, you’re fine. It was, it is Philip?

PHILIP. Yes, Philip Freeman and it’s Alex?

ALEX. Yes, Alex Reeve.

PHILIP. We should shake hands.

ALEX. Yes, yes, of course, yes.

They shake hands.

Alex.

PHILIP. Philip. I’m really sorry that this is how we had to meet. I hope you don’t assume I’m going to be a bad omen.

ALEX. No, god, no. It’s just one of those –

PHILIP. Unlucky things.

ALEX. Exactly.

PHILIP. Frustrating.

ALEX. Yes.

PHILIP. But unlucky.

ALEX. Yes.

PHILIP. Well welcome to the street.

ALEX. Thank you.

PHILIP. If you need anything. Any help with the, just –

ALEX. Thank you.

CLARE enters, she has a carrier bag with a few groceries in. PHILIP is still holding ALEX’s hand.

CLARE. Oh hello. Hi.

PHILIP. Do you know this person?

ALEX. Yes, yes I do know this person.

ALEX manages to prise his hand from PHILIP’s.

Philip, this is Clare. Clare, Philip. Clare, Philip lives next door.

CLARE. Hi, lovely to meet you.

CLARE goes to shake hands with PHILIP but PHILIP is off on another train of thought and doesn’t shake her h...

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Contents
• Original Production
• Dedication
• Acknowledgements
• Characters and Author’s Note
• Microcosm
• About the Author
• Copyright and Performing Rights Information