ACT ONE
Six p.m., central daylight time. The room is almost totally dark. THOR enters from the hallway. He turns on a lamp, illuminating CARLA, who is asleep on the sofa. She wears a bathrobe over her clothes. THOR studies her briefly, then makes a circuit around the room turning on other lights. CARLA remains asleep.
He goes to the stereo and picks up a record. He places it on the turntable, then leaves the room. An aggressive rock song begins to play at a very high volume. CARLA remains asleep. THOR re-enters with a stepladder. He places it near a wall and climbs up. He removes a clock from the wall and opens its back.
GRACE enters from the front hallway. She wears a coat and scarf and carries her purse.
GRACE. Thor?
THOR. I know.
GRACE. Iād like you to answer me when I speak to you.
THOR. Iām answering.
GRACE (re: the clock). What are you doing with that?
THOR. Changing the time.
GRACE. Did you ask before doing that?
THOR. No.
GRACE. Is there something wrong with it?
THOR. No.
GRACE. Maybe we should leave it the way it is.
THOR. Spring forward fall back.
GRACE. Oh I see.
THOR. Iām doing them all.
GRACE. I see now. Well. Thank you, then. And you know what youāre doing?
THOR. It is oh so challenging.
GRACE. It is an expensive clock, Thor.
THOR (innocently). Did you pay for it?
GRACE. I think we ought to ask your mother before we do something like that.
THOR (to CARLA). Mom, can I set the clock back?
GRACE. I donāt trust that ladder. Is that ladder safe?
THOR. I donāt know.
GRACE. Letās avoid having an accident.
THOR. Sheās back.
CARLA. Donāt.
THOR. Sheās back.
CARLA. Donāt do that to me.
THOR. You said wake you up when she got back.
CARLA. Iām awake.
THOR. Now you are.
CARLA. Donāt pinch my nose.
THOR. Get up.
CARLA. Iām up.
THOR. No youāre not.
CARLA. Go away.
THOR. Lazy ass.
CARLA. Go away.
THOR. Lazy ass.
CARLA. Watch it.
THOR. Lazy fucking ass.
CARLA. Youāre about to get your ass whipped.
THOR. Iām scared.
CARLA. Keep it up.
THOR. Like to see you try.
CARLA. Keep it up.
THOR. Have to get off your ass first.
CARLA. Keep it up.
THOR. Your lazy ass.
CARLA. Toilet mouth.
THOR. Ass face.
CARLA. Iām not going to speak to you.
THOR. What a tragedy.
CARLA. Iām not going to speak to a toilet mouth.
THOR. Oh no. Not speak? Please. Anything but that.
CARLA. Hey.
THOR. What?
CARLA. Watch what you say to me, you little piece of shit.
THOR. So try answering me for a change.
CARLA. I did answer you but you better watch your mouth.
THOR. No you didnāt.
CARLA. And donāt do things to me while Iām asleep.
THOR. You said to wake you up.
CARLA. How long has she been back?
THOR. Couple of minutes. Where is it?
CARLA. Where is what?
THOR. My package. I asked you ten times.
CARLA. I donāt know.
THOR. Why is it taking so long?
CARLA. I donāt know.
THOR. Fucking rip-off.
CARLA. Itāll come.
THOR. When?
CARLA. I donāt know.
THOR. Never.
CARLA. Maybe tomorrow.
THOR. Maybe never.
CARLA. Few more days.
THOR. I better get some money back.
CARLA. No.
THOR. Do it.
CARLA. I donāt want to.
THOR. Do it.
CARLA. No.
THOR. Do it.
CARLA. No.
THOR. Yes.
CARLA. I donāt want to.
THOR. You have to.
CARLA. Iām not going to do it.
THOR. Look.
CARLA. No.
THOR. Iām gonna stab myself.
CARLA. I donāt like it.
THOR. Look. You baby.
CARLA. All right, all right.
THOR. Iām bleeding.
CARLA. Donāt get that on the sofa.
THOR. Iām dying.
CARLA. I donāt want that blood on the sofa.
THOR. It washes out.
CARLA. Well, I donāt want to wash it out.
THOR. What happened to Chet and Gibby?
CARLA. How should I know?
THOR. They never come over.
CARLA. They have their own things to do.
THOR. Like what?
CARLA. I donāt know and frankly I donāt care.
THOR. Call them.
CARLA. They go to college, Thor.
THOR. So?
CARLA. So the whole world d...