ACT ONE
Scene One
The stage is in total darkness.
Suddenly a torch runs on to the stage. Or a person holding a torch.
Then the torch goes out.
GINGERShit.
The torch is hit once, twice, three times, it briefly glows into light and then dies again.
Shit.
Fucking.
This is the sort of shit thatā¦
A lighter is lit. A cigarette is lit. The cigarette is smoked.
The torch is hit again. It works suddenly.
Itās pointed in four directions.
Wherever you are. Wherever you are.
Then it alights on something.
TALCGingerā¦
GINGEROh shit. Oh shit.
The torch dies again.
TALCI⦠Iā¦
GINGERGuys! Guys! Oh shit. Oh shit.
He runs, he trips, he falls, he hits at the torch. Itās not giving off anything now.
Guys. Guys! GUYS!
The lighter is relit, to pick out a prone body, a tearful TALC beside it.
TALCShit.
GINGEROh shit. Oh shit.
The lighter goes out.
Then a lighter is lit elsewhere in the theatre.
Then another one.
Then another.
Suddenly there are eight lighters lit.
And then a hum starts.
TILLY(Singing.) There is a blackbird
Sitting
On a black post
In the dark.
You may not see it.
But itās there.
Night.
Itās the best time of the day.
Itās black. Itās dark. Itās secret.
Courage sits waiting
In a cave.
Itās got no friends.
And itās starving
It just waits
And wants ā
Scene Two
The lighters go out and the lights come up. Bang. In an instant. Itās magic.
RICK is standing alone on stage. Heās hammering two large pieces of wood together. He has a cigarette poking out of his lip in a direction he thinks is rakish.
FIZ and TALC walk on to the stage. Theyāre carrying a plank of wood on each shoulder. FIZ is dressed carefully in a unisex outfit. She looks well washed and cared for. TALC looks like he hasnāt seen a bath. Ever. And his clothes have never been washed. He has quite a prominent milk moustache. His shoelaces are untied. And broken.
FIZā¦and she said in that case Iāll keep it in a cage. And Mum says youāre not keeping a rat in a cage. And she says but I like them, theyāre furry and cuddly and Mum says rats are dirty and dangerous. And she says dirty, dangerous, furry and cuddly. And Mum says dirty and dangerous are worse than ā
TALCI love your mum.
FIZYou love anyone will give you a feed⦠Anyway, werenāt three days that my sister comes to me, āthink it might be deadā. I said, āwhatās dead?ā And she said āmy ratā.
TALCShe kept the rat? I knew she would.
They put down the wood. RICK looks up at them.
They turn and walk away again.
FIZIn Tupperware. Sheād picked out a rat. Put it in her airtight box. To keep it safe. She were quite shock-ed when the fuckee expi-red.
TALCThat is nasty.
FIZThatās not the nasty thing ā the nasty thing is that she kept the corpse. Turned green now. She donāt get it and stroke it no more but⦠I bet itās still in the box. Under her bed.
TALCYour sister isā¦
Theyāve gone. RICK looks after them. Then continues hammering.
A girl ā DEBBIE ā walks on to the stage.
DEBBIE(Singing.) Donāt even start.
Donāt even start.
Donāt even start to start.
What youāre starting.
She looks at RICK. Who concentrates on hammering. She exits.
A guy ā HIGGY ā runs onstage behind her.
HIGGYNo⦠No⦠Noā¦
RICKYou here to help?
HIGGY looks up at RICK. Who is now looking at him.
HIGGYNo.
RICKWeāve got a lot to do.
HIGGYYeah. I can see.
RICKBut you donāt want to help?
HIGGYFuck no. You seen Debbie?
RICKWhich one is Debbie?
HIGGYDebbie. You know her.
(Singing.) Dirty Debbie.
Sheās always ready.
RICKNo. I havenāt seen Debbie. And you probably shouldnāt call her Dirty.
HIGGY looks at him, slightly disbelievingly.
HIGGYDebbie? Debbie?
RICK looks after him, smiles, pulls off his top and then, bare-bac...