PRODUCER. To camera
JOJO. And so when Iām looking at him, right, I still see him as my baby. I know heās a big boy now and Iām careful not to look at his winkle when I lift his belly apron coz he needs his dignity like but I make sure itās clean all the same. I looked after him when he were no bigger than a squirming watermelon and he could be as big as the sky and Iād still look after him ā no different. Itās the same in the animal kingdom you understand. You donāt see a mum tossing her baby aside just coz heās a beluga whale and weighs a tonne do ya? Your babyās your baby no matter how big they are. And Artyād be my boy even if he were a beluga whale.
Beat.
Not that he is but yāknow, coz of the size.
She looks down at her outfit.
These clothes make me look like Iām drinking cider out the front of Ladbrokes. Howās it āruin the illusionā if I wear me pearls again?
PRODUCER. Cue Theme Music
Shocking Fat Stories theme music plays.
DOC V/O. This is the home of Arthur Arthur.
PRODUCER. Cut to
Enormous young man in a muumuu wheezing with the effort of trying to force his wedged frame through the door
DOC V/O. At nineteen years old and weighing sixty-seven stone, thatās a staggering nine hundred and thirty-eight pounds, Arthur is the worldās heaviest teenager. He weighs as much as a horse, and more than five times the average man ā but Arthur is anything but average.
ARTY. Itās not like something I tried for, yāknow, butā¦ itās kinda nice being in the books for something. Otherwise Iām no special piggy.
He tries to laugh, as though this was a joke.
But I hear thereās a lad coming along in Houston, in America, whoās only fifteen and already like fifty-five stone like, so, yāknow, the competitionās out there.
Beat.
Not that Iām competing butā¦ yāknow.
DOC V/O. His weight has reached critical proportions but for now everyday life goes on as normal.
ARTY. I wake up, have breakfast, and then I might watch some telly or read, and yāknow, have lunch and more telly ā
JOJO. Or Scrabble.
ARTY. Or Scrabble, andā¦ I donāt really do much.
JOJO. I never beat him at Scrabble do I, Moon? Heās got a real good vocabulary, like knows all these words donāt you, love?
ARTY. This is what I call icing coz sheās laying it on real thick now.
JOJO. I know every mum thinks her baby is the best but you look at some kids and think, I donāt care if your mum does reckon youāre the beeās knees, I know a gimped-up little monkey when I see one. But seriously my Art-Artās got a gift with words. Like what was that one you come up with the other day?
ARTY is embarrassed but proud.
ARTY. āEpitomeā ā that was the word.
JOJO. See what I mean?
JOJO and ARTY beam.
But Iām better than him at Jessica Fletcher, arenāt I?
ARTY. We love Jessica Fletcher.
JOJO. Even the episodes that arenāt any good when itās Jessicaās acquaintances doing mystery-solving somewhere thatās not even Cabot Cove. But I always guess right the killer donāt I, Moon?
ARTY. She just looks at someone start of the episode and says, āItās him ā he done itā and I say, āWhat you mean? How you know itās him when there hasnāt even been a murder yet?ā
JOJO. I got an instinct for people.
Beat.
And I seen most of the episodes already so that helps too.
DOC V/O. Almost immobile Arthur lives with his mother Joanne, who takes care of him full-time.
ARTY. Iām really lucky to have Mum. If it werenāt for her Iā¦
PRODUCER. Cut to
JoJo tucking Arty into nest with a hot-water bottle
Folding the duvet under his body so he doesnāt catch draught
And planting a volley of kisses on his forehead
ARTY. Coz I knowā¦ no matter how big I get, how disgusting I am, she loves me. And thereās a lot of people who donāt have someone who loves āem. And I feel really sad when I think of that.
JOJO. Like we saw on the telly right, when we were watchingā¦ Arty, yāknow, with Batty-bra?
ARTY. She means David Attenborough.
JOJO. But we call him Batty-bra, donāt we? Thatās what we call him, itās funny.
Beat.
ARTY. Yep.
JOJO. On Batty-bra, there were foxes wanting a tasty gosling but the geese mums werenāt having it. They went absolutely mental with the flapping and the pecking and honest-to-god these foxes with their sharp teeth ran straight the other way coz a motherās love is not to be trifled with. And thatās the same with me and my Moon. Oh, thatās what I call him donāt I, love? Coz when he smiles itās like a great big light gone on in the dark. So Iād dare them foxes to have a go coz it wonāt be pretty when Iām finished. Blood on the floor thereād be. Blood on the floor.
DOC V/O. But the burden of living life as a sixty-seven-stone man is starting to take its toll on Arthurās health.
ARTY. When I had the second heart attack when I was likeā¦ seventeen yeah, and the second heart attack, just a couple months after the first I thoughtā¦ yeah, this is me done.
JOJO. It was like the light was disappearing and everything turning grey. And I said, āI canāt lose him. I wonāt.ā Thatās what I said to the doctor, I said, āI donāt care what you do but you bring my Moon back safe to me.ā
ARTY. And thatās why, yāknow, I need the gastric bypass. They said if I donāt lose weight Iām gonna die soā¦
ARTY stares off into space.
I never think about the future. What Iām gonna be when I grow up. I think Iāve already grown up. I think this is it. And thereās no point having dreams.
JOJO. And thatās when I contacted Shocking Fat Stories. Coz we need help. Coz I canāt lose my boy.
ARTY. Night-night, Mum.
JOJO. Night-night, Moon.
259 days before surgery
DOC V/O. To prepare for his new life post-surgery, Arthur is receiving assistance from Jobcentre Pathways to Work Officer, Louise Jelenic.
LOUISE. Disability is a state of mind. The best form of welfare is work. It doesnāt matter if youāre missing a leg or have no fingers, thereās a job for you.
PRODUCER. Cut to
Young man with Downās syndrome, smiling for the camera, pushing trolleys at Iceland
LOUISE. For too long the disabled have been a wasted resource, denied the opportunity to be economically active ā to our loss. The Real Deal is a range of programmes to enhance the social usefulness of the disabled and long-term unemployed. So we offer interpersonal skills-building and interview-preparation workshops, job matching and a referral service, and one-to-one consultation.
Beat.
No I havenāt uhā¦ worked with a super-morbidly obese client before. Iāve had loads of overweight clients but their weight didnāt make them disabled, just unattractive. Which in itself, well, depending on the severity of the aesthetic misfortune can be an impediment to securing employment.
LOUISE relaxes.
We laugh sometimes and say that should be one of the boxes on applications. Do you consider yourself hearing impaired, visually impaired, aesthetically impaired because the reality is no one wants...