- 152 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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About this book
When two college roommates reconnect after twenty years and find themselves both pregnant with baby girls, nothing could seem more blissful.
That is, until they actually have the babies.
Cue Momlandia: a strange universe that looks nothing like moms of Instagram. Braless, sleepless, and covered with milk, these friends fight for their pre-baby sanity the best way modern moms know how--one text message at a time.
Together, they wade through the strange vortex of momlife, navigating GMO-sized body parts, tangled breast pumps, and sudden-onset husband hatred. Where is the glitter-filled Momtopia they were marketed? Strapping on their belly bands and pulling up their postpartum panties, these BFFs guzzle coffee and kale in search of organic motherhood. Hand-churning flax muffins while fighting their own muffintops, surely they can become the selfless, maternal saints they'd envisioned themselves to be. Or can they?
To all those "natural" moms in search of perfection, we hail you, one momguilt, mombod, momfail at a time.
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Topic
Personal DevelopmentSubtopic
Self ImprovementTable of contents
- Title Page
- Baby Dreams
- Before Baby
- Baby Time
- About the Authors
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Yes, you can access Momlandia by Jennifer Strube,Samantha Lemos in PDF and/or ePUB format, as well as other popular books in Personal Development & Self Improvement. We have over 1.5 million books available in our catalogue for you to explore.