Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time
eBook - ePub

Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time

Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood

  1. 256 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time

Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood

About this book

From the founder of That's Inappropriate ā€”one of the most popular parenting blogs on the webā€”comes a hilarious, genuine, and relatable essay collection on the ups and downs of motherhood. Meredith Masony founded That's Inappropriate in 2014 as an innocent and humorous way to chronicle her chaotic days as a working mom, child wrangler, and busy wife. It soon evolved into a massive, dynamic community of parentsā€”now nearly three million strongā€”brought together by their shared belief that parenthood and marriage don't have to be perfect.Now, in Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time, Meredith shares her collection of witty essays on the universal frustrations of being a mom in today's world, presenting her laugh-out-loud perspective on sex, aging, anxiety, friendship, and much more. Perfect for fans of Jenny Lawson, Laura Clery, and Jen Mann, these essays provide laughter, relief, validation, and "a metaphorical hug for all of those moments you spend crying on your bathroom floor, thinking that you are failing at the hardest job on the planet."

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Information

Publisher
Gallery Books
Year
2020
Print ISBN
9781982117962
eBook ISBN
9781982117979

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Introduction: Welcome to Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood
  5. Authorā€™s Note
  6. Chapter 1: I Love My Childrenā€¦ I Love My Children: A Motherā€™s Mantra
  7. Chapter 2: Iā€™ll Take Household Chores for 800, Alex (A Jeopardy Category Nobody Wins)
  8. Chapter 3: Family Time: We Need to Enjoy Every Fucking Minute, or Else!
  9. Chapter 4: Real Friends Are the Best Friends: Hereā€™s Why
  10. Chapter 5: My Husbandā€™s Love Language Is Sex (and Other Things Iā€™ve Learned in 17 Years of Marriage)
  11. Chapter 6: Anxiety and Motherhood Go Hand in Hand: Enjoy!
  12. Chapter 7: I Donā€™t Want to Trade in My Perky Breasts: Aging Gracefully in a Filtered World
  13. Chapter 8: You Are a Motherhood Expert: Iā€™m Not Kidding
  14. Chapter 9: Different-Needs Parenting in 2020
  15. Chapter 10: Who Knew Being a Mom Was So Damn Lonely?
  16. Chapter 11: Itā€™s Just a Phaseā€¦ Son of a Bitch! The Whole Thing Is a String of Phases!!!
  17. Is This the End???
  18. Acknowledgments
  19. About the Author
  20. Copyright