"Impishly witty and ingeniously irreverent" essays on topics from cell phones to librarians, by the author of
The Name of the Rose and
Foucault's Pendulum (
The Atlantic Monthly).
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A cosmopolitan curmudgeon the
Los Angeles Times called "the Andy Rooney of academia"āknown for both nonfiction and novels that have become blockbuster
New York Times bestsellersāUmberto Eco takes readers on "a delightful romp through the absurdities of modern life" (
Publishers Weekly) as he journeys around the world and into his own wildly adventurous mind.
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From the mundane details of getting around on Amtrak or in the back of a cab, to reflections on computer jargon and soccer fans, to more important issues like the effects of mass media and consumer civilizationānot to mention the challenges of trying to refrigerate an expensive piece of fish at an English hotelāthis renowned writer, semiotician, and philosopher provides "an uncanny combination of the profound and the profane" (
San Francisco Chronicle).
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"Eco entertains with his clever reflections and with his unique persona." ā
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Translated from the Italian by William Weaver

- 256 pages
- English
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Table of contents
- Title Page
- Contents
- Copyright
- Preface
- How to Travel with a Salmon
- How to Replace a Driverās License
- How to Eat in Flight
- How to Go Through Customs
- How to Travel on American Trains
- How to Take Intelligent Vacations
- How to Use the Taxi Driver
- How Not to Talk about Soccer
- How to Use the Coffeepot from Hell
- How to React to Familiar Faces
- How to Be a TV Host
- How Not to Know the Time
- Stars and Stripes
- Conversation in Babylon
- On the Impossibility of Drawing a Map of the Empire on a Scale of 1 to 1
- How to Eat Ice Cream
- How It Begins, and How It Ends
- How to Justify a Private Library
- How to Compile an Inventory
- How to Spend Time
- How to Buy Gadgets
- How to Follow Instructions
- How to Become a Knight of Malta
- How to Deal with Telegrams
- How Not to Use the Fax Machine
- How Not to Use the Cellular Phone
- Three Owls on a Chest of Drawers
- Editorial Revision
- Sequels
- How to Use Suspension Points
- How to Write an Introduction
- How to Write an Introduction to an Art Catalogue
- How to Set the Record Straight
- How to Watch Out for Widows
- How to Organize a Public Library
- How to Speak of Animals
- How to Play Indians
- How to Recognize a Porn Movie
- How to Avoid Contagious Diseases
- How to Choose a Remunerative Profession
- The Miracle of San Baudolino
- About the Author
- Connect with HMH
- Footnotes