A Woman of No Importance
A Play
Oscar Wilde
THE PERSONS OF THE PLAY
Lord Illingworth
Sir John Pontefract
Lord Alfred Rufford
Mr. Kelvil, M.P.
The Ven. Archdeacon Daubeny, D.D.
Gerald Arbuthnot
Farquhar, Butler
Francis, Footman
Lady Hunstanton
Lady Caroline Pontefract
Lady Stutfield
Mrs. Allonby
Miss Hester Worsley
Alice, Maid
Mrs. Arbuthnot
THE SCENES OF THE PLAY
Act I. The Terrace at Hunstanton Chase.
Act II. The Drawing-room at Hunstanton Chase.
Act III. The Hall at Hunstanton Chase.
Act IV. Sitting-room in Mrs. Arbuthnotās House at Wrockley.
Time: The Present.
Place: The Shires.
The action of the play takes place within twenty-four hours.
FIRST ACT
SCENE
Lawn in front of the terrace at Hunstanton.
[Sir John and Lady Caroline Pontefract, Miss Worsley, on chairs under large yew tree.]
Lady Caroline: I believe this is the first English country house you have stayed at, Miss Worsley?
Hester: Yes, Lady Caroline.
Lady Caroline: You have no country houses, I am told, in America?
Hester: We have not many.
Lady Caroline: Have you any country? What we should call country?
Hester: [Smiling.] We have the largest country in the world, Lady Caroline. They used to tell us at school that some of our states are as big as France and England put together.
Lady Caroline: Ah! you must find it very draughty, I should fancy. [To Sir John.] John, you should have your muffler. What is the use of my always knitting mufflers for you if you wonāt wear them?
Sir John: I am quite warm, Caroline, I assure you.
Lady Caroline: I think not, John. Well, you couldnāt come to a more charming place than this, Miss Worsley, though the house is excessively damp, quite unpardonably damp, and dear Lady Hunstanton is sometimes a little lax about the people she asks down here. [To Sir John.] Jane mixes too much. Lord Illingworth, of course, is a man of high distinction. It is a privilege to meet him. And that member of Parliament, Mr. Kettleā
Sir John: Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.
Lady Caroline: He must be quite respectable. One has never heard his name before in the whole course of oneās life, which speaks volumes for a man, nowadays. But Mrs. Allonby is hardly a very suitable person.
Hester: I dislike Mrs. Allonby. I dislike her more than I can say.
Lady Caroline: I am not sure, Miss Worsley, that for...