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Part I
THE QUOTATIONS
WOMEN
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
A Woman of No Importance
Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a womanās bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.
A Woman of No Importance
If a woman really repents, she has to go to a bad dressmaker, otherwise no one believes in her.
Lady Windermereās Fan
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.
The Importance of Being Earnest
All men are married womenās property. That is the only true definition of what married womenās property really is....
A Woman of No Importance
My husband is a sort of promissory note. I am tired of meeting him.
A Woman of No Importance
Men always want to be a womanās first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a manās last romance.
A Woman of No Importance
The Ideal Man! Oh, the Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.
A Woman of No Importance
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
A Woman of No Importance
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
A Woman of No Importance
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that, would tell one anything.
A Woman of No Importance
Lord Illingworth: What do you call a bad man?
Mrs. Allonby: The sort of man who admires innocence.
Lord Illingworth: And a bad woman?
Mrs. Allonby: Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
A Woman of No Importance
Lord Illingworth: The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden.
Mrs Allonby: It ends with Revelations.
A Woman of No Importance
Young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with fire.
A Woman of No Importance
Mrs. Allonby: Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!
Lord Illingworth: Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other peopleās husbands!
A Woman of No Importance
Talk to every woman as if you loved her; and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of the first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect tact.
A Woman of No Importance
If you want to know what a woman really meansāwhich, by the way, is always a dangerous thing to doālook at her, donāt listen to her.
A Woman of No Importance
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over matter.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance
Women are a fascinatingly wilful sex. Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.
A Woman of No Importance
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance
Lord Darlington: Itās a curious thing, Duchess, about the game of marriageāa game, by the way, that is going out of fashionāthe wives have all the honours, and invariably lose the odd trick.
Lady Windermereās Fan
And donāt make scenes, men hate them!
Lady Windermereās Fan
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
Lady Windermereās Fan
Lord Augustus: By Jove! you should have heard what [Arabella] said about Mrs. Erlynne. She didnāt leave a rag on her ā¦ I told her that didnāt matter much, as the lady in question has an extremely fine figure.
Lady Windermereās Fan
London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognise them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
Lady Windermereās Fan
Lady Plymdale: Who is that well-dressed woman talking to Windermere?
Dumby: Havenāt got the slightest idea! Looks like an Ć©dition de luxe of a wicked French novel, meant specially for the English market.
Lady Windermereās Fan
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
Lady Windermereās Fan
With a proper background women can do anything.
Lady Windermereās Fan
If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to what is worst in him.
Lady Windermereās Fan
Wicked women bother one. Good women bore one. That is the only difference between them.
Lady Windermereās Fan
We women, as some one says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
There is no pleasure in taking in a husband who never sees anything.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
What are called good women may have terrible things in them, mad moods of recklessness, jealousy, sin.
Lady Windermereās Fan
Women ā¦ inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Women never know when the curtain has fallen. They always want a sixth act, and as soon as the interest of the play is entirely over they propose to continue it.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The plain women are very useful. If you want to gain a reputation for respectability, you have merely to take them down to supper.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
As long as [a woman] can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
She was a curious woman, whose dresses always looked as if they had been designed in a rage and put on in a tempest.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
If a woman canāt make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.
āLord Arthur Savileās Crimeā
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
āLord Arthur Savileās Crimeā
She tried to found a salon, and only succeeded in opening a restaurant.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
For the British cook is a foolish woman who should be turned for her iniquities into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.
āDinners and Dishesā
Marriage is the one subject on which women agree and all men disagree.
āA Handbook to Marriageā
Our author, however, is clearly of the same opinion as the Scotch lassie who, on her father warning her what a solemn thing it was to get married, answered, āI ken that, father, but itās a great deal solemner to be single.ā
āA Handbook to Marriageā
Beauty, as some one finely said, is the purgation of all superfluities.
āMore Radical Ideas Upon Dress Reformā
Miss Prism: Memory, my dear Cecily, is the diary that we all carry about with us.
The Importance of Being Earnest
Gwendolen: How absurd to talk of the equality of the sexes! Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinit...
