CHAPTER ONE
THE SOUTHWEST
VICE SQUAD
Outside of London, Bristol probably boasted the greatest number of signed punk bands in any one city ā due no doubt in part to the presence of the prolific Riot City label as well as some particularly miserable areas of social squalor ā and leading the charge was Vice Squad. A breakneck punk band who took the nail of disenfranchised West Country youth and hit it smack on its bored vacuous head, Vice Squad first appeared on the scene with a track, āNothingā, for a regional compilation album, āAvon Callingā (Heartbeat Records, 1979). They actually formed the year before, with Beki Bondage on vocals, Dave Bateman on guitar, Mark Hambly on bass, and Shane Baldwin drumming, and played their first gig at the Bristol University Anson Rooms on April 12th 1979, supporting The X-Certs and Crisis. Shane has fond memories of those bad old days.
āThe album got good reviews; a photo of us playing at the Summit Youth Club in Kingswood even appeared in Sounds (an influential music paper of the period), and John Peel played our track a lot on his show. So we were more than pleased! By this time, Dave and I had been trying for a couple of years, with no success at all, to get a band going (they were previously in the TV Brakes with Ian Minter and Tim Clench), so it was definitely a big thrill when we got our copies of āAvon Callingā. However, I couldnāt help noticing that as well as sounding quite puny compared to the other more accomplished bands on the record, it even looked puny if you held it up to the lightā¦ it took up far less grooves than the other tracks.
āSounds called our contribution ārabid minimalismā, which I had to look up in a dictionary, but that about sums it up. Actually, now itās one of my favourite Vice Squad tracksā¦ā
After that, things started to move pretty quickly for the band. John Peel picked up on them most enthusiastically, and was no doubt very instrumental in helping their growing profile.
The original Vice Squad L-R: Beki Bondage, Dave Bateman, Shane Baldwin, Mark Hambly
Beki Bondage āā¦ punkās first real pin-upā¦ā
āI thought it was a bit strange that Peel was so keen on our track,ā ponders a bemused Shane, ābecause there were much more established and capable bands on the record, like Glaxo Babies, Joe Public and The X-Certs. I spoke to John for the first time a few years ago, pointing out that we were much more ābasicā than the other bands, and he said, āWell, basic is what I likeā. I chose to take that as a compliment!
āAnd yes, he was always a staunch supporter; always played our records and we did two sessions for his show, which was a great honour. My dad was a big Peel fan and listened to the show every night, so that gave me a big kick.
āThings started to move quickly after āAvon Callingā, thatās true, but they also ground to a halt pretty quickly as well. We supported The Damned and The Ruts at the Locarno, and picked up a bit of a following, but within months, after a lot of crowd trouble, we were banned from most local venues.ā
That didnāt stop the band from helping launch Riot City Records with Heartbeatās Simon Edwards at the helm and going on to create a veritable punk classic as their debut 7ā. Even today, despite its thin production, āLast Rockersā still sends a wicked thrill down the spine. The tantalising guitar intro that ushers in the ensuing chaos, Bekiās scathing vocal delivery, and those sombre backing vocalsā¦ possibly more luck than judgement, but the band had hit upon a winning formula.
Surprisingly though, that initial deal was some time coming, even after the critical praise heaped upon āNothingā.
āAfter āAvon Callingā we thought that Simon would immediately give us a singles deal at the very least,ā recalls Shane. āBut for a long time he wasnāt that keen. After the early bright start things nose-dived quite dramatically, and we only played six gigs in the whole of 1980. After much nagging though, he came to see us at the last of those, a āRock Against Thatcherā benefit at Trinity Church, after which he cautiously offered to put out a single, where he would pay for the manufacturing and we had to cough up for the studio costs. It wasnāt exactly the record deal of our dreams, but totally understandable seeing as heād recently lost his Heartbeat licensing deal with Cherry Red.
āThe only person we knew with money was our friend Bill White, who owned a cafe, and he loaned us the cash, interest-free, on the sole condition that he was given a credit on all future releases. It was a generous offer, and of course we stuck to it and paid him back as soon as we were able.ā
It was a good call for Simon Edwards, because āLast Rockersā sold well over twenty thousand copies and spent almost forty weeks in the then-important Independent Charts, reaching the giddy heights of No. 7, almost unheard of for a debut punk single. The follow-up, four months later in May ā81, āResurrectionā, was equally successful, actually reaching No. 4, and the band did a tour with the UK Subs as well as their first session for John Peel. It was almost inevitable a major label would soon snap them up, and sure enough, before the year was out, the bandās debut album was in the racks, with the EMI logo adorning its back cover ā much to the horror of some DIY punk purists.
āWe expected some flak when we chose to sign with EMI, but to be honest, we never expected it to be quite as bad as it was,ā sighs Shane. āIn some ways it still mystifies me. When weāre talked about now, itās always one of the first things mentioned, whereas it never seems to crop up with anything written about The (Cockney) Rejects or The (Angelic) Upstarts, who were already on the label when we joined. I donāt regret it though; it was an opportunity to move into a completely different sphere, a whole new experience.
āEven Simon Edwards, who was understandably hopping mad when we left Riot City, has since admitted that we just had to seize that chance while it was going. The simple fact is that, for most of the bands who were up in arms about us signing to a major label, the argument was purely academic ā nobody ever offered them a similar deal.ā
Although Shane is philosophical about the label the band chose for themselves, he remains less than flattering about that first album.
āItās just awful and Iām thoroughly ashamed of it! When Mark Brennan at Captain Oi! reissued the album recently he asked me what I thought we should do with it, meaning what bonus tracks to use etc. I suggested we take the fucking thing into the middle of a field and bury it, but he didnāt find that idea very helpfulā¦ā
Harsh words indeed, but enough fans of the band rushed out and bought āNo Cause For Concernā for it to narrowly miss entering the Top Thirty of the National album charts. The poorly recorded but best-selling āOut Of Reachā EP followed, but it wasnāt until the summer of ā82 and the far more confident-sounding second album, āStand Strong, Stand Proudā, that the band had a record they were truly proud of.
āItās a little known fact that EMI wanted us to do āStand Strongā¦ā at Abbey Road Studios,ā reveals Beki. āBut the band ā mainly Dave ā talked me out of doing it! They said theyād use session musicians etc. I canāt believe how naĆÆve I was in those days; they even showed us round the studio where The Beatles recorded and bought us lunch thereā¦ but I let myself believe it wouldnāt be a good idea!ā
The preceding EP of the same name was even granted the accolade Single of the Week in Sounds, and the band celebrated with several dates in Holland and tours of the USA and Canada. A time fondly remembered by Shane Baldwin.
āThe tour of America and Canada in 1982 was definitely the highlight of what we sometimes refer to, laughingly, as our ācareerā. We started in California, and over six weeks drove from coast to coast, ending up, obviously, in New York. We got to play with the likes of Social Distortion, Youth Brigade, Battalion Of Saints, Black Flag and Bad Brains, and also linked up with fellow Brits, Chron Gen and Discharge, so it was quite an experience.
āThe best bit for me was when we played the 9.30 Club in Washington DC. One of my favourite bands, Lords Of The New Church, were playing down the road on the same night, and as we had to play two sets, we went to see them during our break. They returned the compliment and came over for our last show. Iām not ashamed to admit that I got a kick out of that.
āAnother thrill was when we arrived in New York. We stayed at the Iroquois Hotel, a famous rockānāroll dive, and as we drove up we joked that the first thing we would see there would be The Clash, who always mentioned the place in interviews. And sure enough, as we pulled over, there they were, stood outside waiting for a taxi. Chelsea, Lou Reed and Brian Brain from PiL were also staying there, so we thought it the coolest place in the world, if a little dingy.
āAt one point during that tour Mark said to me, āWell, whatever else happens from now on, the bastards canāt take this away from us.ā And he was right!ā
But contrary to all external signs, things were afoot in the Vice Squad camp and soon after the āState of The Nationā EP that the band released upon returning from the USA, Beki announced her decision to leave for pastures new. Her powerful voice had been a major factor in shaping the bandās distinct sound, and with her striking looks and dominatrix overtones, she had already become punkās first real pin-up, adorning the bedroom walls of a thousand spotty adolescents the length and breadth of the nation. For many fans, she WAS Vice Squad, and her departure was greeted with incredulous outrage.
āI didnāt get on particularly well with the rest of the band as I was a teenage girl and they were teenage boys and at that age the sexes can be pretty unpleasant to each other,ā explains Beki, of her decision to leave. āOne of the managers we had at the time was particularly fond of winding me up, which included driving past an abattoir to wave at his friends āworkingā inside, and I decided that he wasnāt going to make money out of me anymore and I left shortly after.
āI read something Shane wrote that said I left because I already knew EMI would give me another deal if I left Vice Squad, but Iām sorry to admit that I wasnāt sussed enough to be that calculating. The irony of all this is that with CJD, foot and mouth disease, and mass starvation in the third world, not to mention all the other unpleasant by-products of the meat industry, I can see that I was right to believe in Animal Rights, and I still do.
āStill, the split was years ago and itās fair to say that people change and that ex-manager could well be a very nice person these days. To be honest, I hate being asked this question as the answerās likely to cause bad feeling and itās all water under the bridge and rather petty after allā¦ but you did ask!ā
Beki went on to front Ligotage and then Beki And The Bombshells, and her departure was to sound the death knell for the original incarnation of Vice Squad. Soon after, they were dropped by EMI, but undeterred recruited a young Clifton punkette by the name of Lia who was given the unenviable task of filling Bekiās rather large (speaking metaphorically, of course) shoes.
āActually, Lia was in her twenties when she joined the band and they were going to say she was sixteen,ā adds Beki. āShe only lasted about six months because you just donāt put up with being gobbed on and whatever when youāre in your twenties. When I said that I was leaving the band one of the managers even said that they were going to recruit another girl and say that she was my sister and call her āBelinda Bondageā!
āI thought Lia had a really good voice, but Iām surprised that they took on a relatively mature woman as there was no way she would put up with the abuse I had, and letās face it, the early incarnation of Vice Squad always attracted nutters! Iād like to meet her one day and talk about how she found life in the band; I bet weād have quite a lot in common!ā
Lia had formerly been known as Jools, singing for Affairs Of The Heart, the musical project of Steve Street and Martin āMervā Woolford, who between them ran Bristolās SAM Studios. The band even released a single on Heartbeat during the summer of 1983, a cover of āWaterloo Sunsetā by The Kinks.
The new Vice Squad, which now also comprised manager Mark āSootyā Byrne on second guitar, signed to Anagram, and did a David Jensen session for Radio One. There then followed three singles; late ā83ās āBlack Sheepā, which spent two months in the Indies and achieved a respectable No. 13 position, ā84ās āYouāll Never Knowā, and their early ā85 cover of The Sweetās āTeenage Rampageā, which barely managed to trouble the Indie Top Fifty.
The rather splendid third album āShot Awayā, despite its overly electronic drum sound and some disturbing pseudo-hard rock tendencies, is arguably the most complete sounding release by the Eighties incarnation of the band, and the atmospheric āNew Bloodā comes across particularly well as a potent reworking of that magical āLast Rockersā vibe. But soon after its release, the band split up altogether, and the record failed miserably to chart. vice Squad 2004 Clockwise from left:
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