Lars Jenssen, who started out as my AA sponsor and ended up becoming my stepgrandfather after marrying my widowed grandmother, used to tell me, âWe get too soon old and too late smart.â I like to think I wised up before it was too late. Thatâs why, once I finished my morning coffee and my daily roster of crossword puzzles, I got my rear in gear and set about dealing with the Christmas decorations, starting by hauling a dozen or so boxes in from the garage.
Supposedly we have a three-car garage. Thatâs what the real-estate agent told us. The reality is somewhat different. Once we came to Bellingham and Mel had the use of a company car, she had unloaded the Porsche Iâd given her years earlier. So now one of the three bays holds my S-Class Mercedes and one holds Melâs Police Interceptor, while the third bay is devoted solely to ChristmasâMelâs doing rather than mine.
The Christmas-only space in our garage is a direct result of Melâs lifelong conflict with her father. She grew up as an army brat and always had a problematic relationship with her dad, who retired as a full-bird colonel. Heâs gone now, and Iâm more than happy to take her word for it that he wasnât a pleasant person. For him Christmas was nothing but an annoying afterthought. Naturally Mel begs to differ.
When she divorced her first husband and moved to Seattle to go to work for SHIT, she drove cross-country towing a U-Haul trailer loaded withâyou guessed itâher vast collection of Christmas decorations, which for years were stowed in a rented storage unit. After we married, whenever it came time to decorate our condo for Christmas, Mel would go to the storage facility and come traipsing home with a collection of boxes that turned our high-rise condo into a winter wonderland that the grandkids absolutely adored. The whole family loved it, yours truly included, but I couldnât help but wonder how she did it, because each year the end result seemed to be totally different from the year before. The reality of the situation didnât come into focus for me until after our move to Bellingham. Thatâs when she shut down the storage unit and transferred her amazing collection to our garage.
Mel is nothing if not organized. The boxes are loaded onto four heavy-duty rolling shelving units. The three boxes containing the pre-lit tree are pretty much self-explanatory: top, middle, and bottom, with the tree skirt neatly folded in the one labeled âBottom.â The rest of the otherwise identical moving boxes are labeled on every visible side: âRed Balls,â âSilver Balls,â âWhite Balls,â âBlue Balls,â âPoinsettias, one Red and one White,â âHolly Sprigs,â âRibbons,â âBows,â âAngels,â âSantas,â âNutcrackers,â âChristmas Linens,â and âWreaths.â As I surveyed the assortment of boxes, I realized this was like one of those gigantic Lego sets my grandson, Kyle, loves so much. Everything I needed was thereâsome assembly required.
Since I didnât remember seeing blue ornaments on any previous tree display, and since blue is my favorite color, I chose the box labeled âBlue Balls.â It seemed to me that white poinsettias would be a good bet with blue balls, so I took down a box of those as well as ones labeled âAngels,â âSantas,â and âNutcrackers.â I also set aside boxes marked âChristmas Linensâ and âRibbons.â After hauling all those inside, I went to work.
Before Karen and I divorced, I remember Christmas decorating mostly as an ordeal of organized chaos. I wasnât exactly encouraged to participate, and for good reason. Because Iâm over six feet and Karen was only five-five, it was usually my job to install the angel at the top of the tree, a task that was always accomplished after the tree was fully decorated. One year, having had a bit too much holiday spirit (I believe I already mentioned Iâve been in AA for years now), I came to grief with the ladder, and so did the tree, right along with a large number of decorations. Karen started speaking to me again sometime after New Yearâs, and from then on my help with the angel was no longer required.
This year, doing the job on my own and determined not to repeat that disaster, I decided to put the angel on the top of the tree before I put the tree together. I unloaded the angels from their box, lined them up on the kitchen island, and picked out one with a blue skirt. Then, using a pair of zip-ties, I fastened that angel to the top in a fashion that I doubt even an earthquake could dislodge. Only then did I finish putting the tree together. Fortunately, all those little multicolored LED lights lit right up without the slightest hesitation.
I was somewhat disappointed when I opened up the box labeled âBlue Balls.â What Iâd had in mind was something truly blueâroyal blue, I suppose youâd call it. These were more turquoise than deep blueâsome shiny and some frosted. I didnât use all the balls in the box, but I think I hung most of them. Then I filled in the blanks on the tree with dozens of white poinsettia blossoms and punctuated those with a flock of silver bows and ribbons.
I was standing there asking Sarah what she thought of my decorating job. (Yes, I do talk to my dog when no one else is around.) Thatâs when the doorbell rang. Sarah beat me to the door, but due to our security systemâs monitor in the entryway hall, I knew without cracking the door that the person pressing the bell was Ken, our regular Roto-Rooter guy, come to present his bill.
After putting Sarah on a sit-and-stay command, I opened the door. âAll done?â I asked.
âYup,â Ken said.
âWhat was it,â I asked, âa tree root of some kind?â
Ken glanced at me and then sent a reproachful glare in Sarahâs direction. âI wish,â he said. âBy the time I was able to scope it, it looked to me as though someone had tried to flush a gigantic dog turd down a toilet. The damned thing got hung up on an ice dam in the main sewer pipe and stopped everything coldâat this point very cold,â he added with a chuckle. âFortunately, I finally managed to break it up. Thatâll be three-fiftyâcard, cash, or check?â
I used my Amex and paid the $350 with a happy heart, grateful as all hell that Mel hadnât been home to hear the cause and effect, both of which, as it turns out, were entirely my fault. Then I went back to decorating. I lined up the angels, Santas, and nutcrackers on the kitchen island in preparation to actually distributing them. Then I opened the linens box. The top layer of that was a selection of holiday-themed guest towels. I knew from past experience that those needed to be rolled up and put in the basket on the counter in the powder room. Then I sorted through the holiday tablecloths, runners, and doilies. Once I had those on various flat surfaces throughout the house, I deployed the angels, nutcrackers, and Santas, placing them in sad little groupings of three, like so many trios of mismatched carolers.
It wasnât exactly the elegant effect Mel usually produces. My results were more ham-fisted than beautiful, but I figured Mel could do some embellishing once she got home. In the meantime, giving myself a pat on the back, I settled with a newly made cup of coffee into my favorite chair by the gas-log fireplace to survey my handiwork.
The whole process had become more or less a meditation on Christmases past, first the memory of that Christmas-tree screwup with Karen and the kids and then going all the way back to Christmases when I was a kid. My mother was a World War IIâera unwed mother. She was engaged to my father and pregnant with me when he died in a motorcycle accident. Rather than give me up for adoption, she hadâagainst her fatherâs wishesâchosen to keep me and raise me on her own. We lived in a small two-bedroom apartment over a bakery in Seattleâs Ballard neighborhood. She supported us by working as a seamstress, making clothing on a treadle Singer sewing machine next to a worktable that took up a good third of her bedroom.
Naturally she was always busiest in November and December as clients wanted new duds for holiday events. On many of those cold winter nights, she was still up working long after I went to bed, but at some point sheâd be done, and the next morning something magical would have happened. Iâd come out of my bedroom and find that the living room and dining room had been transformed overnight into a Christmas wonderland. We always went to church on Christmas Eve and then hung our stockings on the mantel of our nonworking fireplace. Christmas morning both of our stockings would be filled, but it wasnât until after I was old enough to get a job as an usher at the Bagdad Theatre that she finally opened her stocking on Christmas morning to find something she herself hadnât put there.
I was sitting there, half drifting and half dozing, thinking about what an unsung hero my mother had been, when the doorbell rang again. Since I wasnât expecting any visitors, I thought maybe Ken had come back to give me a revised bill of some kind, but the security screen in the hallway revealed the presence of a stranger wearing a long woolen coatâunusual in the Pacific Northwestâand carrying what appeared to be an old-fashioned satchel. He was a handsome-looking guy in his late twenties or early thirties. The distinctive white collar around his neck told me he was also most likely a priest. That made me wonder. Was the local Catholic parish dispatching priests out to pass collection plates door-to-door these days?
I sent Sarah back to the living room, ordering her to wait on the rug before I opened the door. Thanks to her academy training, she did exactly as she was told.
âMay I help you?â I asked the stranger out front.
âDetective Beaumont?â he said.
People who know me now donât call me that, so obviously this was a voice out of my past.
âYes,â I replied uncertainly.
âYou probably donât remember me. Iâm Jared,â he said, âJared DanielsonâFather Danielson now. I hope youâll forgive me for stopping by without calling first.â
The name âJared Danielsonâ took my breath away and opened a window on one of the darkest days of my life. I needed a moment to gather myself after that. It had been close to twenty years since Iâd last seen him.
âWhy, of course, Jared, youâre more than welcome,â I said hastily, offering him my hand and ushering him into the house. âSo good to see you. How are you, and what are you doing these days?â
He stepped inside and stood there on the entryway rug, stomping off the ice and snow that had clung to his boots. âIâm here because I need your help, Detective Beaumont,â he said.
The last time Iâd seen Jared Danielson was years earlier when heâd been a lanky kid of thirteen who had just lost his mother. Now he was a well-built grown man, but a shadow of that long-ago tragedy still lingered in his eyes.
âCall me Beau,â I told him. âI stopped being Detective Beaumont a long time ago. Come have a seat and a cup of coffee while you tell me what youâve been up to since I saw you last. Black or cream and sugar?â
âBlack is fine,â he said.
As I walked Jared Danielson into the house, it seemed as though all my recently installed holiday cheer had instantly vanished. Suddenly I was traveling through time and space into a very dark place in my life, headed somewhere I definitely didnât want to goâa hell I had visited in nightmares countless times through the intervening years.
First there is an explosion of gunfire from somewhere out of sight. When nothing more happens, I realize the bad guy is dead and turn back to check on my partner. Shot in the gut, a bloodied Sue Danielson sits leaning against a living-room wall. She is holding my backup Glock in one hand, with the weapon resting on her upper thigh. As I watch in horror, her fingers slowly go limp and the gun slips soundlessly to the floor.
In real life thatâs when I knew for sure that Sue was gone. Her ex, Richard Danielson, had shot her dead.