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Chapter 5
Malcolm and a Dead Russian Go to Burning Man
The older of the two teenage brothers is keeping an eye out for their parents. The other brother is kneeling on the bathroom floor, writing a note on the toilet paper. That younger brother, Malcolm, unrolls the tissue and guesses how much each family member will use. He unrolls about eight squares for one sibling, eight more for another, and then about thirty-four for his dad. Once he gets well into the roll, he writes a messageâhe and his brother Reese have gone to Burning Man. Malcolm rolls the toilet paper back up, leaving both brothers confident that they will now have plenty of time to hitchhike to the annual festival in Black Rock City, Nevada.
The scene cuts immediately to their parents dragging them into the house. Their angry and frustrated mother, Lois, is yelling at them, âHitchhiking?! Hitchhiking out on the highway like hobos?!â An equally enraged father, Hal, says, âThank God your mother undercooked the chicken last night or who knows when we might have found out about this!â
Lois then asks her teenage sons a pivotal question. The first part of the question is one every parent of teenagers eventually asksââWhat were you thinkingââbut the rest of the question is rather uniqueââsneaking off in the middle of the night to go to some overblown keg party in the desert?!â For some reason, Malcolm sees this as an opening. His exasperated mother wants to know why, and Malcolm says that Burning Man is not what she thinks it is. Full of passion, he says, âBurning Man is an incredible, interactive experiment in human creativity, where you do art just for artâs sake, and you make music from instruments that came to you in dreams.â Sensing that his parents are listening, Malcolm continues, âItâs the one place where youâre free to let go and really see what youâre capable of creating without worrying what anyone else thinks! Thatâs what Burning Man is all about!â There is a pause. Lois and Hal stand in stunned silence. Malcolm looks into the camera and confides in the viewers, âI think she actually mightâve bought that.â
These are some of the important first moments in âBurning Man,â the first episode of the seventh season of the television show Malcolm in the Middle. The episode explores how each family member responds to the experimental community festival that is Burning Man. We could just watch this very funny episode, but instead we are going to metaphorically travel there with the family in the company of a dead Russian. Our dead Russian is Mikhail Bakhtin. It is doubtful that Bakhtin ever saw this particular television episode, mostly because he had been dead for thirty-two years when it first aired. Still, as we will see, some of Bakhtinâs ideas provide vivid insights into how the family members respond to the experiment in human creativity and freedom that is Burning Man.
Hal and Reese
Hal, Lois, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, and Jamie Wilkerson go to Burning Man in the RV Hal borrowed from his boss. Hal took his bossâs RV because he did a noble deed for his bossâhe took the blame for a fart in an elevator. That is how you win friends, influence people, and move up in the cutthroat business world of today. Hal is really looking forward to this vacation, but even so, he wants to make sure he can return his bossâs RV without a stain, smudge, smell, or dent. Hal also seems to have a rather imperfect understanding of Burning Man. After parking the RV, he rolls out a green, artificial turf carpet, notices the approaching festivalgoers, and promises to grill up for them the best burgers and dogs they have ever had. The festivalgoers, the people at Burning Man, are bewildered. As the episode goes on, more festivalgoers stop to observe Hal. Hal eventually comments to himself, âMention free food and they gather like flies.â Later in the episode, when Hal is sweeping some of the sand off of his artificial turf carpet, he wonders aloud to the onlookers, âWhat are you looking at?! Havenât you ever seen a man sweep his lawn with a broom before?â No, they havenât. They havenât seen a man at Burning Man acting the way Hal is.
Hal does not really understand the principles behind Burning Man. Hal does not see it as Malcolm described. For Hal it is not a âplace where youâre free to let go and really see what youâre capable of creating without worrying what anyone else thinks.â For Hal this is merely taking the family for a camping vacation in the desert. It is camping in the desert with a really nice RV. Some of the festivalgoers seem entranced by what Hal is doing. One confused onlooker asks another, âWhatâs he doing?â The second onlooker responds with a sly smile, âItâs performance art. Heâs skewering the empty banality of the modern suburban dad.â The festivalgoers take what Hal is doing as sarcastic parody. One says to another, âThis piece is as vicious as it is funny.â But while they see what Hal is doing as darkly humorous, Hal has no idea why they are staring at him. At one point in the show, right at a time when Halâs tired, confused, and frustrated with their staring, a Frisbee hits the side of the RV. Hal rushes to inspect the damage, worried that it may have left a mark. Grabbing the Frisbee and shaking it in his fist, Hal yells to the onlookers, âWhat the hell is wrong with you people?! Doesnât anybody have respect for personal property anymore? You can think about that for a few days until I give this back to you.â Halâs stereotypical angry-suburban-father punishment provokes loud and appreciative laughter from the onlookers. The onlookers are amused, and Hal, of course, is even more bewildered by their amusement.
At one point Hal tells Lois he really doesnât like this place. Th...