F.A.R.T.

Top Secret! No Kids Allowed!

Peter Bakalian

• Publisher: Aladdin
• Year: 2022
• eBook ISBN:
  9781534436206
• Print ISBN:
  9781534436190

When a young teen discovers a top-secret parenting manual, it's kids versus grown-ups in this kooky, illustrated middle grade thriller with nonstop, seat-of-your-pants action that will delight fans of Jarrett Lerner and Stuart Gibbs. When a tween boy [Codename: Furious Popcorn] picks up what he thinks is a cookbook and finds a diabolical parenting manual, his world turns upside down. The Ultimate Guide to Hacking Your Kids was written by an organization called F.A.R.T. (Families Against Rotten Teens), a secret society of grizzled parents whose origins date back to antiquity.FP is determined to get to the bottom of this, but when he begins investigating F.A.R.T., the manual goes missing, his parents deny knowing anything about any kind of book, and—maybe strangest of all—kids at school start listening to their parents and teachers. What kid would ever do that?F.A.R.T. proves to be more than just some gassy acronym and parental rules and regulations when FP and the Only Onlys, his best friends since preschool, discover F.A.R.T.'s grand plan: a brain modem that can turn kids into well-behaved zombies!This wacky crew has no choice but to find out who's behind the nefarious organization and save young people the world over from total F.A.R.T. domination!

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Dedication
• Diary 1: Ride at Your Own Risk
• Diary 2: The Only Onlys
• Diary 3: How I Found It
• Diary 4: Security
• Diary 5: What Would You Do?
• Diary 6: Know Your Enemy
• Diary 7: In or Out?
• Diary 8: Day of the Dumpster
• Diary 9: Madam Paklava Knows All
• Diary 10: Hey, Parents!
• Diary 11: F.A.R.T. Hacker
• Diary 12: This Changes Everything
• Diary 13: The Brain Modem
• Diary 14: One of Our Only Onlys is Missing
• Diary 15: A Secret History Lesson
• Diary 16: F.A.R.T. Hacker 2
• Diary 17: Who Do You Trust?
• Diary 18: Stealing Mrs. Puckowitz
• Diary 19: Ask Grandpa—He Knows
• Diary 20: Grandma Knows Too
• Diary 21: A Fresh Start
• Photographs
• About the Author
• Copyright