Table of contents

1. Cover
2. Copyright
3. CONTENTS
4. I.
5. Ganymede’s dog
6. In blazing black and white
7. That everything’s unfair has a certain justice to it
8. That nothing’s fair has a certain justice to it
9. That nothing’s fair has a certain justice to it
10. Only as good as the team managing your brand
11. Realist paradise
12. The Dancing Plague of 1518
13. Quirk earnings
14. Three hunky punks and one true gargoyle
15. The disposition of angels
16. Wings
17. Goya’s dog
18. II.
19. Introduction of Budweiser to the gods
20. Metronome dependent
21. The beauty of the way, the goodness of the wayfarers
22. Charming spot, inspiring prospects
23. Collapse of the wave function
24. Russian doll prison
25. The obscure charms of the lately extinct cunning folk of New Brunswick
26. Lest ye be
27. Maybe if i shout at you you’ll trustin what i’m saying
28. The Darkest Before Dawn Daycare
29. Listening injury
30. Breeding habits of the Spectacled Tyrant
31. The New Vague
32. Nimroddery
33. The hour between wolf and dog
34. First casualty of the Canadian Ketchup Wars
35. How to survive the next Great Canadian Name Famine
36. The minced oath
37. III.
38. The playfulness of skeletons, the sadness of bones
39. Santa Anna’s lost leg
40. The Kazooist of Tiddlesworth
41. Cynics
42. Out-riddling the judge
43. From your lips to Christ’s ears
44. The traditional piñata
45. The standard lay of the case
46. I am making all things new
47. Hercules and the Moon Men
48. The privilege of youth and beauty
49. Draco’s law
50. Conversation in an unremarkable stairwell of the Met
51. Shocking tales of redundancy
52. The final decision of Gaius Petronius Arbiter
53. IV.
54. A short necessary treatise on humility
55. I prefer the person talking herself out of something over him talking himself in
56. Crazy wisdom
57. The Museum of Clarity
58. Drinking fountain tour of the city
59. But god plain forms with elegance does crown
60. You forget it in people
61. The final renovation
62. Takes a lot of pills to make Jesus
63. Typical toxic playbook
64. Young cuckoo seeks nest, bring own feathers
65. The Greeks regretting the invention of theatre
66. Translated to bird
67. Sky burial
68. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS