Miss Coote's Confession: The Voluptuous Experiences of an Old Maid
Anonymous ., My Old Classics, My Old Classics
- 142 pages
- English
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Miss Coote's Confession: The Voluptuous Experiences of an Old Maid
Anonymous ., My Old Classics, My Old Classics
About This Book
Miss Coote's Confession: The Voluptuous Experiences of an Old Maid by Anonymous: My Dear Girl, I know I have long promised you an account of the reason of my penchant for the rod, which, in my estimation, is one of the most voluptuous and delicious institutions of private life, especially to a supposed highly respectable old maid like your esteemed friend. Treaties must be carried out, and promises kept, or how can I ever hope for the pleasure of making you taste my little green tickler again. Writing, and especially a sort of confession of my voluptuous weakness, is a most unpleasant task, as I feel as shamefaced in putting these things on paper as when my grandfather's housekeeper first bared my poor blushing little bottom to his ruthless attack. My only consolation at commencing is the hope that I shall warm to the subject as it progresses, in my endeavour to depict, for your gratification, some of the luscious episodes of my early days.My grandfather, as you well know, was the celebrated Indian General, Sir Eyre Coote, almost as well known for his eight-penny fiasco with the Bluecoat boys as for his services to the Hon. E. I. Company.