Cooking (for A**holes)
eBook - ePub

Cooking (for A**holes)

Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.

  1. 204 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Cooking (for A**holes)

Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.

About this book

The garage may be on fire, but hey, at least dinner's good.

Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like food. Take it from noted asshole Zach Golden. He's discovered an important asshole loophole: If you put a delicious meal on the table, everybody will forget you're an unspeakably terrible person...until you do something else terrible. But hey, that's why there's dessert. From Pork and Chive Dumplings to Veal Ossobuco to Coconut Macaroons, Golden is guaranteed to have a dish up his sleeve that will undo any bad deed. He also probably has something sharp and potentially rusty up his sleeve, too, so don't make any sudden motions. Cooking (for A**holes) serves up 50 unbelievable (but true) stories of subterfuge, malfeasance, and impropriety, and the delicious recipes to help any asshole out of a bind.

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Information

Publisher
Adams Media
Year
2014
Print ISBN
9781440580734
eBook ISBN
9781440580741

Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Introduction
  5. Chapter 1: Work
  6. Chapter 2: Friends
  7. Chapter 3: (in)Significant Others
  8. Chapter 4: Intercourse
  9. Chapter 5: Education
  10. Chapter 6: The Law
  11. Chapter 7: Special Occasions
  12. Chapter 8: Children
  13. Chapter 9: Drugs and/or Alcohol
  14. Chapter 10: “God”
  15. About the Author
  16. Copyright