
- 288 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
About this book
"[A] delightful read--Joe Nelms is a talent to watch!" --W. Bruce Cameron, author of The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man "A smart mix of humor and humanity... An energy drink for the funny bone." --Jane Wagner, author of The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe Brad Fingerman was an art director in the glamorous world of New York advertising. He had the respect of his peers, a beautiful wife, and a bright future. That is, his future was bright before he spectacularly nuked his career, discovered his wife's infidelity, and witnessed a high-profile Mafia hit in a Midtown elevator. Now Brad's unemployed, divorced, and the government's key witness in a major murder trial.Except Brad didn't actually see the murder.So Brad lied, joined the Witness Protection Program, and entrusted his new identity to an FBI agent with her career on the make and a frighteningly committed bodyguard. Now he has to fake his way through the trial of the century and try to reassemble a meaningful life as his fellow witnesses are methodically assassinated.
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Table of contents
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Brad
- Brad and Gracie
- Gracie, Champ, and the Vodka Job
- Frank âFancypantsâ Fortunato
- Brittany and Anfernee
- The Interview
- Project Fancypants
- Brad Gets Debriefed
- Back to Normal
- The New Brad
- Stump
- Brad, Stump. Stump, Brad.
- Brad Packs Up
- The Fortunato Thing
- The Secret Life of Stump
- Brad X
- Brad Fibs
- Nailed It
- Bullshit
- Squirrelhead versus Cougar
- Brad X . . . Still
- Tucson
- Brittanyâs Insurance
- Brad Pittâs New Job
- Inmate # 4-0-8-Z-G-Fucking-N
- Stalker Love
- Brittany Returns
- Nailed It Again
- Close Enough
- Bradâs Zygomaticus Major
- Assure
- Grand Jury
- Check, Check, and Check
- The New Guys
- Itâs Not You, Itâs the Nielsens
- Yo
- What Sal Heard
- Yo, Yo
- A Visit with Giggles
- Isnât It Bromantic?
- Sal Gets the Call
- Brad Kneels
- Brittany Calls Stump
- Malcolm and Lolaâs First Date
- Frank 1, Hot Dog Agent 0
- Chutzpah
- A Crisis of Incontinence
- Brad Wakes Up
- Frank 2, Brittanyâs Agents 0
- Things Look Brighter for the Lifer
- Malcolmâs Missed Cue
- The Fire Drill
- Frank 3, Holy Shit
- Crammers
- Meanwhile, at Bradâs House
- Hello, Rat
- Malcolmâs Sordid Past
- The Latest News
- Brittanyâs Pickle
- Happy Frank
- Bradâs Blowout
- Brad Fingerman Is Alive
- Malcolm and Lolaâs Third, Fourth, and Fifth Dates
- Brad Is Back
- The Morning After
- Brad Turns Chicken
- Brittany Stalls
- Hi, Owen
- Malcolmâs Bar Mitzvah
- Brad the Bailiff
- Brittany Gets a Little Clarity
- The Fingerman Issue
- Brad Testifies
- The Rest of the Trial
- One Year Later
- Acknowledgments
- Copyright