Formerly Fingerman
eBook - ePub

Formerly Fingerman

A Novel

  1. 288 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Formerly Fingerman

A Novel

About this book

"[A] delightful read--Joe Nelms is a talent to watch!" --W. Bruce Cameron, author of The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man "A smart mix of humor and humanity... An energy drink for the funny bone." --Jane Wagner, author of The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe Brad Fingerman was an art director in the glamorous world of New York advertising. He had the respect of his peers, a beautiful wife, and a bright future. That is, his future was bright before he spectacularly nuked his career, discovered his wife's infidelity, and witnessed a high-profile Mafia hit in a Midtown elevator. Now Brad's unemployed, divorced, and the government's key witness in a major murder trial.Except Brad didn't actually see the murder.So Brad lied, joined the Witness Protection Program, and entrusted his new identity to an FBI agent with her career on the make and a frighteningly committed bodyguard. Now he has to fake his way through the trial of the century and try to reassemble a meaningful life as his fellow witnesses are methodically assassinated.

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Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Brad
  4. Brad and Gracie
  5. Gracie, Champ, and the Vodka Job
  6. Frank “Fancypants” Fortunato
  7. Brittany and Anfernee
  8. The Interview
  9. Project Fancypants
  10. Brad Gets Debriefed
  11. Back to Normal
  12. The New Brad
  13. Stump
  14. Brad, Stump. Stump, Brad.
  15. Brad Packs Up
  16. The Fortunato Thing
  17. The Secret Life of Stump
  18. Brad X
  19. Brad Fibs
  20. Nailed It
  21. Bullshit
  22. Squirrelhead versus Cougar
  23. Brad X . . . Still
  24. Tucson
  25. Brittany’s Insurance
  26. Brad Pitt’s New Job
  27. Inmate # 4-0-8-Z-G-Fucking-N
  28. Stalker Love
  29. Brittany Returns
  30. Nailed It Again
  31. Close Enough
  32. Brad’s Zygomaticus Major
  33. Assure
  34. Grand Jury
  35. Check, Check, and Check
  36. The New Guys
  37. It’s Not You, It’s the Nielsens
  38. Yo
  39. What Sal Heard
  40. Yo, Yo
  41. A Visit with Giggles
  42. Isn’t It Bromantic?
  43. Sal Gets the Call
  44. Brad Kneels
  45. Brittany Calls Stump
  46. Malcolm and Lola’s First Date
  47. Frank 1, Hot Dog Agent 0
  48. Chutzpah
  49. A Crisis of Incontinence
  50. Brad Wakes Up
  51. Frank 2, Brittany’s Agents 0
  52. Things Look Brighter for the Lifer
  53. Malcolm’s Missed Cue
  54. The Fire Drill
  55. Frank 3, Holy Shit
  56. Crammers
  57. Meanwhile, at Brad’s House
  58. Hello, Rat
  59. Malcolm’s Sordid Past
  60. The Latest News
  61. Brittany’s Pickle
  62. Happy Frank
  63. Brad’s Blowout
  64. Brad Fingerman Is Alive
  65. Malcolm and Lola’s Third, Fourth, and Fifth Dates
  66. Brad Is Back
  67. The Morning After
  68. Brad Turns Chicken
  69. Brittany Stalls
  70. Hi, Owen
  71. Malcolm’s Bar Mitzvah
  72. Brad the Bailiff
  73. Brittany Gets a Little Clarity
  74. The Fingerman Issue
  75. Brad Testifies
  76. The Rest of the Trial
  77. One Year Later
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. Copyright