- 368 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
Chloe Snow's Diary: Confessions of a High School Disaster
About this book
Basically all I did in junior high was text, straighten my hair, add to my Benedict Cumberbatch shrine, and worry about how to be more popular. Thinking about it makes me cringe.
I want to be different in high school. Like a new person.
And I want to make out with someone. It's so humiliating that I'm a kissing virgin at this advanced age. The longer I go un-smooched, the more freakish I feel. If I graduate high school without being kissed, I'll be too embarrassed to kiss anyone during college, and then I'll most likely die without ever even getting to second base. Something has to change fast. This I vow: I will kiss a guy before New Year's Eve. (Or maybe it'll happen ON New Year's Eve?)OK, this I vow: I will kiss a guy before New Year's Day. Vow TAKEN. Fourteen-year-old Chloe Snow is about to start ninth grade when her brilliant, beautiful, artistic mum announces she can't create great art in suburban Massachusetts, and goes to Mexico to work on her novel. Bewildered at being left behind with only her (socially awkward) dad as company, Chloe throws herself into a series of new pursuits, including auditioning for the school a cappella group, making new friends, and landing the lead in the school musical. In the course of these adventures, she attracts the attention of Mac Brody, the cuter half of THE Senior Couple, and Bernadette Sanz, the school's Meanest Senior Girl. And then things begin to go pretty seriously wrong. Can Chloe recover from a giganticmess of her own creation? And will her mum's Eat, Pray, Love-fest EVER end? Told in 365 diary entries, one for each day of the most seminal year of Chloe's life so far, this laugh-out-loudnovel is peppered with texts, lists, emailsand tweets, making it a modern take on the classic teen coming-of-age story.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Dedication
- Monday, August 10
- Tuesday, September 1
- Thursday, October 1
- Sunday, November 1
- Tuesday, December 1
- Friday, January 1
- Monday, February 1
- Tuesday, March 1
- Friday, April 1
- Sunday, May 1
- Wednesday, June 1
- Friday, July 1
- Monday, August 1
- Acknowledgments
- About Emma Chastain
- Copyright