The Bloke-a-saurus
eBook - ePub

The Bloke-a-saurus

Jokes for blokes, fair dinkum funnies and true blue Aussie wisdom

  1. 400 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

The Bloke-a-saurus

Jokes for blokes, fair dinkum funnies and true blue Aussie wisdom

About this book

Gargantuan gags.Goofs and giggles for your favourite fella.With royalties donated to support men's mental health. Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbordof their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back.Full of the Worland brothers' best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, lightbulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest joke in the world … and of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes. Through laughter and a tipping of the hat to the important things in life, The Bloke-a-Saurus also presents the wisdom of the ages with advice from the masters that helps grow boys into men, and stories that remind us that while we're all laughing, some blokes are doing it tougher than others. Royalties will be donated to Gotcha 4 Life Foundation to help fund the training of male crisis counsellors.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction: What makes a great joke?
  4. Dad Jokes: The good, the bad and the ugly
  5. Fatherhood: Jokes about dadhood and surviving the ankle-biters
  6. Love is Blind . . . And a Little Tone Deaf as Well: Funnies about the important things: love, marriage and, of course, mateship
  7. Hitting Sixes and Kicking Goals: Gags about sport, leisure and the media that is social
  8. Hard Yakka: Jokes about having a job and finding there might be too much work in your life balance
  9. Living the Dream: Gags about living and dying . . . but hopefully not for a while yet
  10. Bevvies and a Good Feed: Funnies about noshing down and drinking up
  11. Honour thy Father: Gags about the God-botherers – and we mean that in the nicest possible way
  12. All Creatures Vicious and Furry: All Hail Our Cuddly and Poisonous Friends
  13. The Longest & Shortest Jokes in the World
  14. The Best of Aussie Rhyming Slang
  15. The Last Gasp
  16. Epilogue: The importance of meeting your heroes
  17. About Gotcha 4 Life
  18. Help and Services
  19. Acknowledgements
  20. The Authors
  21. Copyright