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Party Like It's 2044
Finding the Funny in Life and Death
This book is available to read until 31st December, 2025
- 240 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub
Available until 31 Dec |Learn more
About this book
Author Joni B. Cole worries that Vlad the Impaler may be a distant cousin. She feuds with a dead medium. She thinks (or overthinks) about insulting birthday cards, power trips, and the real reason writers hate Amazon. And she wishes, really wishes, all those well-meaning people would stop talking about Guatemala. At once irreverent and thought provoking, Cole's collection is a joy ride through eclectic essays that arrives smack on that sweet spot between soul searching and social commentary, between humor and heft.
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Table of contents
- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Contents
- We’ll Never Have Guatemala
- The Other Woman
- Our Old House
- Dear Mr. Impaler
- Winning Women
- Let It Lie
- Party Like It’s 2044
- But Enough about Me
- Spirit Animal Tricks
- Like a Punch to the Kidneys
- Recalculating, Recalculating, Recalculating …
- The Seven-Year Bitch
- Why Cotton Mather Was a Hero: A Five-Paragraph Essay
- Flawsome!
- Hot as Hell
- The Grandpa Robe
- Dear Ex (Ex?) Friend
- Clearing the Air
- No Podium for Old Men: A Transcript of the Introductory Remarks at the “Diversity Enhancement Award” Ceremony at Walter S. Walters College
- Conversation Interruptus
- Lambies in Jammies!
- Testing Negative
- My Four-Mile Run: The Official, Ordinary Tour
- Queen Be
- 120 Seconds: A Too-Short Movie
- Will Work For …
- One Day at a Time
- Save the Date
- The Weird Place
- The Real Reasons Writers Hate Amazon
- The Age of Authenticity
- Social Grooming
- Appreciations
- About the Author