Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

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**Now a major motion picture** It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucks. But on the first day of his senior year, Greg Gaines thinks he's figured it out. The answer to the basic existential question: How is it possible to exist in a place that sucks so bad? His strategy: remain at the periphery at all times. Keep an insanely low profile. Make mediocre films with the one person who is even sort of his friend, Earl.
This plan works for exactly eight hours. Then Greg's mother forces him to become friends with a girl who has cancer. This brings about the destruction of Greg's entire life.

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Publisher
Allen & Unwin
eBook ISBN
9781925267709
Year
2017

Table of contents

  1. COVER PAGE
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT PAGE
  4. DEDICATION
  5. CONTENTS
  6. CHAPTER 1: HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO EXIST IN A PLACE THAT SUCKS SO BAD
  7. CHAPTER 2: THE FIRST DAYOF SENIOR YEARIN CONVENIENTSCRIPT FORMAT
  8. CHAPTER 3: LET'S JUST GETTHIS EMBARRASSINGCHAPTER OUTOF THE WAY
  9. CHAPTER 4: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
  10. CHAPTER 5: THE DYING GIRL
  11. CHAPTER 6: PHONE SEX
  12. CHAPTER 7: THE GAINES FAMILY: A SUMMARY
  13. CHAPTER 8: PHONE SEX II
  14. CHAPTER 9: A MORE OR LESS TYPICAL CONVERSATION WITH EARL
  15. CHAPTER 10: I PUT THE “ASS” IN “CASANOVA”
  16. CHAPTER 11: I, THE WRATH OF GOD, WILL MARRY MY OWN DAUGHTER, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL START THE PUREST DYNASTY THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
  17. CHAPTER 12: I PUT THE “IDIOT“ IN ”VIDEOTAPE”
  18. CHAPTER 13: EVEN MORE EARL BACKSTORY
  19. CHAPTER14: CAFETERIORATION
  20. CHAPTER 15: GAINES/JACKSON: THE COLLECTED WORKS
  21. CHAPTER 16: HOPEFULLY THE END OF WHAT HAS BEEN A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF EARL BACKSTORY
  22. CHAPTER 17: MR. McCARTHY’S OFFICE
  23. CHAPTER 18: DRUGS ARE THE WORST
  24. CHAPTER 19: EARL BETRAYS OUR ENTIRE CREATIVE PARTNERSHIP WHILE I AM DISTRACTED BY THE MUNCHIES
  25. CHAPTER 20: BATMAN VERSUS SPIDER-MAN
  26. CHAPTER 21: TWO PONCY DUDES
  27. CHAPTER 22: SPIDER VERSUS WASP
  28. CHAPTER 23: GILBERT
  29. CHAPTER 24: PASTY TEEN HAS UNEVENTFUL DAY
  30. CHAPTER 25: A MORON’S GUIDE TO LEUKEMIA
  31. CHAPTER 26: HUMAN FLESH
  32. CHAPTER 27: YOU AND ME AND A PERPETUALLY EXPLODING TURKEY MAKES THREE
  33. CHAPTER 28. RACHEL THE FILM: BRAINSTORMING
  34. CHAPTER 29: RACHEL THE FILM: THE HALLMARK VERSION
  35. CHAPTER 30: RACHEL THE FILM: THE KEN BURNS VERSION
  36. CHAPTER 31: RACHEL THE FILM: THE SOCK PUPPET VERSION
  37. CHAPTER 32: RACHEL THE FILM: THE WALLACE & GROMIT VERSION
  38. CHAPTER 33: JESUS, NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
  39. CHAPTER 34: FIGHT CLUB, EXCEPT LAMER
  40. CHAPTER 35: DEADLINE
  41. CHAPTER 36: RACHEL THE FILM
  42. CHAPTER 37: THE ENDS OF OUR LIVES
  43. CHAPTER 38: AFTERMATH
  44. CHAPTER 39: AFTERMATH II
  45. CHAPTER 40: AFTERMATH III
  46. EPILOGUE
  47. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS