
Speech Therapy
65 Pick-Me-Ups to Get You Through Many of Life's What-the-F*cks
- 176 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
About this book
An expanded edition of the bestselling self-published self-help book, featuring 13 exclusive essays from creator and self-proclaimed instigator Kyle Creek, aka “The Captain.”
We all deal with bad days and hard times that leave us feeling frustrated, angry, and defeated. Bestselling author and self-proclaimed instigator “The Captain” is the funny and wise friend we need most in times like these: someone who tells it like it is and gives us the tough-love advice we need to get back up and meet our challenges head on.
In Speech Therapy, The Captain shares witty wisdom on a variety of difficult yet common situations, such as:
- Getting caught in a compromising situation
- Experiencing co-parenting conundrums
- Dealing with a bad roommate
- Hitting a creative wall
- Regretting parting ways with someone
- Becoming stranded on a deserted island
No matter the issue, you’ll find sage advice and insightful commentary to help you survive and overcome an ordeal before it ruins your mood, your day, or years of your life.
For those familiar with The Captain’s original self-published version, get ready for more wisdom and even more WTFs—this expanded edition features 13 brand new, never-before-seen essays and illustrations. With humor that both cuts and heals, this wise collection of life lessons is the relatable literary therapy that we all need from time to time.
Speech Therapy includes 65-75 black and white illustrations.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Disclaimer
- Dedication
- Contents
- Chapter 1: Down in the Dumps After Being Dumped
- Chapter 2: Buyerâs Remorse
- Chapter 3: Money Misery
- Chapter 4: A Furry Companion Destroys a Possession
- Chapter 5: Laid Off, Fired, and Lacking Desire
- Chapter 6: Youâre Not Perfect (and Nobody Else Is Either)
- Chapter 7: Somebody Cheated (and It Wasnât You)
- Chapter 8: Butting Heads
- Chapter 9: Your Favorite Plant Took a Dirt Nap
- Chapter 10: Damn It, Youâve Been Locked Down (Again)
- Chapter 11: Horrible Horoscope(s)
- Chapter 12: You Failed, Now What?
- Chapter 13: Car Trouble
- Chapter 14: Stranded on a Desert Island
- Chapter 15: Co-Parenting Conundrums
- Chapter 16: Homeowner Hell
- Chapter 17: HOA Horseshit
- Chapter 18: Dealing with a Bad Roommate
- Chapter 19: Your House Is Literally on Fire
- Chapter 20: Endlessly Embarrassed
- Chapter 21: Caught in a Compromising Situation
- Chapter 22: The Death of a Pet
- Chapter 23: You Have the Right to Remain Silent
- Chapter 24: Your Team Lost
- Chapter 25: Youâve Been Catfished
- Chapter 26: Ruined Your Favorite Outfit
- Chapter 27: A âSpecial Dateâ Mistake
- Chapter 28: FOMO: Focus On Moving On
- Chapter 29: Youâve Been âCancelledâ
- Chapter 30: Woke Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed
- Chapter 31: Youâve Hit a Creative Wall
- Chapter 32: Lost Luggage While Traveling
- Chapter 33: Youâve Been Rejected
- Chapter 34: Youâre Sick AF
- Chapter 35: Woke Up with a Hangover
- Chapter 36: Youâve Lost Your Shit
- Chapter 37: Online Arguments and Accusations
- Chapter 38: Youâve Been Robbed
- Chapter 39: Stuck in a Rut
- Chapter 40: Fell for a Financial Scam
- Chapter 41: Bitten by a Rattlesnake
- Chapter 42: Regret Parting Ways
- Chapter 43: Youâve Let Yourself Go
- Chapter 44: Leaked Nudes or a Sex Tape
- Chapter 45: Credit Fraud
- Chapter 46: Outnumbered or Unsupported
- Chapter 47: Sorry, Wrong Person
- Chapter 48: Triggered
- Chapter 49: Kink in Your Neck
- Chapter 50: Bamboozled by Somebody
- Chapter 51: So, Youâre Going to Be a Dad
- Chapter 52: When Court Is Your Only Option
- Chapter 53: Missed Your Shot
- Chapter 54: Youâre Late
- Chapter 55: Stepped in Dog Shit
- Chapter 56: A Sore Loser and a Sore Thumb
- Chapter 57: Got an STD (Maybe?)
- Chapter 58: Somebody Ate Your Leftovers
- Chapter 59: When You Gotta Go, You Gotta . . .
- Chapter 60: BFF Backstabbing
- Chapter 61: Just Canât Catch a Break
- Chapter 62: Abducted by Aliens
- Chapter 63: Disastrous Dating
- Chapter 64: Bugged Before Bedtime
- Chapter 65: Your Boat Has a Hole in It
- About the Author
- Copyright
- About the Publisher