Speech Therapy
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Speech Therapy

65 Pick-Me-Ups to Get You Through Many of Life's What-the-F*cks

  1. 176 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Speech Therapy

65 Pick-Me-Ups to Get You Through Many of Life's What-the-F*cks

About this book

An expanded edition of the bestselling self-published self-help book, featuring 13 exclusive essays from creator and self-proclaimed instigator Kyle Creek, aka “The Captain.”

We all deal with bad days and hard times that leave us feeling frustrated, angry, and defeated. Bestselling author and self-proclaimed instigator “The Captain” is the funny and wise friend we need most in times like these: someone who tells it like it is and gives us the tough-love advice we need to get back up and meet our challenges head on.

In Speech Therapy, The Captain shares witty wisdom on a variety of difficult yet common situations, such as:

  • Getting caught in a compromising situation
  • Experiencing co-parenting conundrums
  • Dealing with a bad roommate
  • Hitting a creative wall
  • Regretting parting ways with someone
  • Becoming stranded on a deserted island

No matter the issue, you’ll find sage advice and insightful commentary to help you survive and overcome an ordeal before it ruins your mood, your day, or years of your life.

For those familiar with The Captain’s original self-published version, get ready for more wisdom and even more WTFs—this expanded edition features 13 brand new, never-before-seen essays and illustrations. With humor that both cuts and heals, this wise collection of life lessons is the relatable literary therapy that we all need from time to time.

Speech Therapy includes 65-75 black and white illustrations.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Disclaimer
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Chapter 1: Down in the Dumps After Being Dumped
  7. Chapter 2: Buyer’s Remorse
  8. Chapter 3: Money Misery
  9. Chapter 4: A Furry Companion Destroys a Possession
  10. Chapter 5: Laid Off, Fired, and Lacking Desire
  11. Chapter 6: You’re Not Perfect (and Nobody Else Is Either)
  12. Chapter 7: Somebody Cheated (and It Wasn’t You)
  13. Chapter 8: Butting Heads
  14. Chapter 9: Your Favorite Plant Took a Dirt Nap
  15. Chapter 10: Damn It, You’ve Been Locked Down (Again)
  16. Chapter 11: Horrible Horoscope(s)
  17. Chapter 12: You Failed, Now What?
  18. Chapter 13: Car Trouble
  19. Chapter 14: Stranded on a Desert Island
  20. Chapter 15: Co-Parenting Conundrums
  21. Chapter 16: Homeowner Hell
  22. Chapter 17: HOA Horseshit
  23. Chapter 18: Dealing with a Bad Roommate
  24. Chapter 19: Your House Is Literally on Fire
  25. Chapter 20: Endlessly Embarrassed
  26. Chapter 21: Caught in a Compromising Situation
  27. Chapter 22: The Death of a Pet
  28. Chapter 23: You Have the Right to Remain Silent
  29. Chapter 24: Your Team Lost
  30. Chapter 25: You’ve Been Catfished
  31. Chapter 26: Ruined Your Favorite Outfit
  32. Chapter 27: A “Special Date” Mistake
  33. Chapter 28: FOMO: Focus On Moving On
  34. Chapter 29: You’ve Been “Cancelled”
  35. Chapter 30: Woke Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed
  36. Chapter 31: You’ve Hit a Creative Wall
  37. Chapter 32: Lost Luggage While Traveling
  38. Chapter 33: You’ve Been Rejected
  39. Chapter 34: You’re Sick AF
  40. Chapter 35: Woke Up with a Hangover
  41. Chapter 36: You’ve Lost Your Shit
  42. Chapter 37: Online Arguments and Accusations
  43. Chapter 38: You’ve Been Robbed
  44. Chapter 39: Stuck in a Rut
  45. Chapter 40: Fell for a Financial Scam
  46. Chapter 41: Bitten by a Rattlesnake
  47. Chapter 42: Regret Parting Ways
  48. Chapter 43: You’ve Let Yourself Go
  49. Chapter 44: Leaked Nudes or a Sex Tape
  50. Chapter 45: Credit Fraud
  51. Chapter 46: Outnumbered or Unsupported
  52. Chapter 47: Sorry, Wrong Person
  53. Chapter 48: Triggered
  54. Chapter 49: Kink in Your Neck
  55. Chapter 50: Bamboozled by Somebody
  56. Chapter 51: So, You’re Going to Be a Dad
  57. Chapter 52: When Court Is Your Only Option
  58. Chapter 53: Missed Your Shot
  59. Chapter 54: You’re Late
  60. Chapter 55: Stepped in Dog Shit
  61. Chapter 56: A Sore Loser and a Sore Thumb
  62. Chapter 57: Got an STD (Maybe?)
  63. Chapter 58: Somebody Ate Your Leftovers
  64. Chapter 59: When You Gotta Go, You Gotta . . .
  65. Chapter 60: BFF Backstabbing
  66. Chapter 61: Just Can’t Catch a Break
  67. Chapter 62: Abducted by Aliens
  68. Chapter 63: Disastrous Dating
  69. Chapter 64: Bugged Before Bedtime
  70. Chapter 65: Your Boat Has a Hole in It
  71. About the Author
  72. Copyright
  73. About the Publisher