eBook - ePub
It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens
Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age
- 192 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub
It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens
Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age
About this book
Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation
Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your feet. But then you remember you're not three.
Life is like a refrigerator--it offers us a lot of good things, but it can be smelly if left for too long.
Don't let life be a stinker. God provided the equipment to laugh--we just have to remember to use it. Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway show how they look on the bright side of life as they teach us creative ways to deal with telemarketers, remind us that we could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people, and explain why M&Ms are healthy. Where there's a will, there's a way, and Martha and Phil will help you find a way to laugh yourself back into a joyful life!
Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your feet. But then you remember you're not three.
Life is like a refrigerator--it offers us a lot of good things, but it can be smelly if left for too long.
Don't let life be a stinker. God provided the equipment to laugh--we just have to remember to use it. Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway show how they look on the bright side of life as they teach us creative ways to deal with telemarketers, remind us that we could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people, and explain why M&Ms are healthy. Where there's a will, there's a way, and Martha and Phil will help you find a way to laugh yourself back into a joyful life!
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Information
Publisher
Bethany House PublishersYear
2006eBook ISBN
9781441211101Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Contents
- About the Title
- Introduction
- Part One: Fridge Magnets (Bringing Joy Back to Life)
- Part Two: Smelly Cheese (I Could Cope With the World If It Wasnāt for the People)
- Part Three: Chill First, Then Serve (You Canāt Be a Smart Cookie If You Have a Crummy Attitude)
- Part Four: Empty Shelves (Overworked, Overstressed, Overwhelmed, and Underappreciatedāand Thatās the Good News)
- Part Five: Just Desserts (The Best Is Yet to Come)
- About the Authors
- Other Books by the Authors
- Back Ad
- Back Cover