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About this book
Older, Wiser, Funnier! Adjusting to middle age is a lot like getting into a hot bath. At first, it's painful. Then, you get acclimated and it feels comfortable, but after a while you're just lying there wondering how your skin got so pruned and why you're too tired to get up. Celebrate midlife and beyond with this joyful collection of wit and wisdom dedicated to both the serious and silly sides of aging. Bestselling author Stan Toler will help you face the inevitable march of time with a healthy sense of humor and a warm heart. Packed with entertaining anecdotes, good advice from God's Word, and smart suggestions for self-improvement, I've Never Been This Old Before will give you a fresh outlook on the second half of life and remind you that no matter your age, God isn't through growing you.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Acknowledgments
- Contents
- Introduction
- 1. Large, Extra Large, and Goodyear Blimp
- 2. Do You Have Something to Stop This Coffin?
- 3. My Funeral Is Prearranged, but My Death Is Pending
- 4. At My Age, Faith Takes a Lot of Works
- 5. Looking at My Artifacts Through Cataracts
- 6. Imbalance Is Better Than No Balance at All
- 7. If You Canāt Keep Up with the Joneses, Park Your Shopping Cart
- 8. Itās Hard to Be Positive When Youāre Chasing Pigs
- 9. Is There a Topical Cream for Worry Warts?
- 10. Does This Bible Make Me Look Too Young?
- About the Author
- How Much Do You Know About the Bible?
- Forging Ahead!
- Let Joy and Laughter Be in Your Journey
- Technology Is Frustratingā¦erā¦Fun, I Mean
- Age Aināt Nothinā But a Number!
- Coming Soon from Stan Toler
- About the Publisher