I've Never Been This Old Before
eBook - ePub

I've Never Been This Old Before

The Dawn of the Golden Years

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  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

I've Never Been This Old Before

The Dawn of the Golden Years

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About this book

Older, Wiser, Funnier! Adjusting to middle age is a lot like getting into a hot bath. At first, it's painful. Then, you get acclimated and it feels comfortable, but after a while you're just lying there wondering how your skin got so pruned and why you're too tired to get up. Celebrate midlife and beyond with this joyful collection of wit and wisdom dedicated to both the serious and silly sides of aging. Bestselling author Stan Toler will help you face the inevitable march of time with a healthy sense of humor and a warm heart. Packed with entertaining anecdotes, good advice from God's Word, and smart suggestions for self-improvement, I've Never Been This Old Before will give you a fresh outlook on the second half of life and remind you that no matter your age, God isn't through growing you.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Acknowledgments
  6. Contents
  7. Introduction
  8. 1. Large, Extra Large, and Goodyear Blimp
  9. 2. Do You Have Something to Stop This Coffin?
  10. 3. My Funeral Is Prearranged, but My Death Is Pending
  11. 4. At My Age, Faith Takes a Lot of Works
  12. 5. Looking at My Artifacts Through Cataracts
  13. 6. Imbalance Is Better Than No Balance at All
  14. 7. If You Can’t Keep Up with the Joneses, Park Your Shopping Cart
  15. 8. It’s Hard to Be Positive When You’re Chasing Pigs
  16. 9. Is There a Topical Cream for Worry Warts?
  17. 10. Does This Bible Make Me Look Too Young?
  18. About the Author
  19. How Much Do You Know About the Bible?
  20. Forging Ahead!
  21. Let Joy and Laughter Be in Your Journey
  22. Technology Is Frustrating…er…Fun, I Mean
  23. Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number!
  24. Coming Soon from Stan Toler
  25. About the Publisher