God is Crazy About YouHot Mess and All! If you're anything like Kerri Pomarolli, you've read Proverbs 31 and thought, ';Who is this woman? And what kind of magic unicorn, Energizer Bunny juice does she have on IV?' And you thought social media standards were hard to live up to! As a sought-after comedian living in LA, Kerri knows about impossible standards. ';I don't plow, and I don't rise early. When it says she gathers her food from afar, does that mean takeout?' In Confessions of a Proverbs 32 Woman, Kerri fearlessly shares the messiness of her own life with wit and honesty. Join her as she delves into the struggles of the modern woman tired of trying and failing to live up to Pinterest-looking, air-brushed, and insta-filtered ';real life' role models telling her she's not quite good enough. And learn the two things you can hold onto for longer than your smartphone: genuine self-awareness and humble God-awareness. Kerri is a self-proclaimed hot mess for Jesus who has learned that God never said our lives would be mess-less, but He also never intended for us to wallow forever without a way through. When you're at your most hopeless, God and His Word will meet youthere, where you'll find, as Kerri has, that this #hotmess4Jesus thing really can be the best possible life to live.
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Theology & ReligionTable of contents
- Cover
- Endorsements
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Acknowledgments
- Contents
- Introduction: Confession Time
- Quiz: Are You a Proverbs 31 or Proverbs 32 Woman?
- 1. Jazz Class Groupon
- 2. 22 Minutes
- 3. My Nine-Year-Old Is Way More Christian Than I Am
- 4. Fasting, Praying, and Captain Crunch
- 5. Africa Wrecked Me…Sort Of
- 6. In Defense of Martha
- 7. One Is the Loneliest Number
- 8. I’m Failing First Grade
- 9. Daddy Issues
- 10. Dear Diary, Oh Diary
- 11. The Grass Is Always Greener, Even When It’s Fake
- 12. My Heart Is Breaking for Hollywood
- 13. Mean Girls
- About the Author
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