Let My People Laugh
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Let My People Laugh

Greatest Jewish Jokes of All Time!

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eBook - ePub

Let My People Laugh

Greatest Jewish Jokes of All Time!

About this book

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Table of contents

  1. FRONT COVER
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. COPYRIGHT PAGE
  5. TABLE OF CONTENTS
  6. INTRODUCTION
  7. GREATEST JEWISH JOKES FOR A . . .
  8. #1 CAPTURED BY CANNIBALS
  9. #2 BEGGARS AT THE VATICAN
  10. #3 THE JEWISH SAMURAI
  11. #4 THE TOP HAT
  12. #5 WHO’S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON?
  13. #6 RABBI’S SECRET
  14. #7 THE FORTUNE TELLER
  15. #8 THE TELEVISION SET
  16. #9 THE NEWSPAPER
  17. #10 CAR ACCIDENT
  18. #11 MAX’S FINAL WORDS
  19. #12 GENIE IN A BOTTLE
  20. #13 THE RABBI IN HAWAII
  21. #14 MAX’S CARDIOLOGIST
  22. #15 BEFORE YOU I AM NOTHING
  23. #16 THE SECOND WIFE
  24. #17 THE POKER GAME
  25. #18 BACK IN THE U.S.S.R.
  26. #19 THE INTERFAITH CONFERENCE
  27. #20 THREE BROTHERS, THREE BEERS
  28. #21 THE GREAT DEBATE
  29. #22 BLIND MAN ON PASSOVER
  30. #23 THE RABBI AND THE CABBIE
  31. #24 THE NEW SON-IN-LAW
  32. #25 THE MOM AND THE SHRINK
  33. #26 SPEED GOLF
  34. #27 BABY BLESSING
  35. #28 WIVES AND GOLF
  36. #29 THE SERMON
  37. #30 THE CONVERSION SPECIAL
  38. #31 THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR
  39. #32 THE BUILDING CAMPAIGN
  40. #33 YITZY’S RANCH
  41. #34 THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
  42. #35 THE FIANCÉ
  43. #36 THE FLOOD
  44. #37 GOLDBERG’S SLED
  45. #38 THE BIG WAVE
  46. #39 THE LOTTERY
  47. #40 HAM SANDWICH
  48. #41 THE NEW SHARON
  49. #42 THE OLD MAN CONFESSES
  50. #43 JEWISH TELEGRAM
  51. #44 THE YOM KIPPUR TICKET
  52. #45 DESERT ISLAND
  53. #46 THE PLANE RIDE
  54. #47 MARTIN WATERS III
  55. #48 SAUL’S FINAL WISH
  56. #49 NEW GUY AT THE POOL
  57. #50 A PIECE OF CAKE
  58. #51 WRONG WAY DRIVER
  59. #52 ALL IN GOOD TIME
  60. #53 HEIR SEEKS WIFE
  61. #54 THE BEEF BARLEY SOUP
  62. #55 THE SUCCESSFUL MAN
  63. #56 A HEALTHY DIET
  64. #57 A BUMPY FLIGHT
  65. #58 THE NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY
  66. #59 SHMULY AND THE LAMPPOST
  67. #60 A DATE FOR LAZER
  68. #61 DON’T DRINK, DON’T SMOKE
  69. #62 HER NEW APARTMENT
  70. #63 SELLING TIES TO THE TALIBAN
  71. #64 SHE WAS ALWAYS BY HIS SIDE
  72. #65 PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING
  73. #66 THE PRETZEL LADY
  74. #67 HER NEW SON-IN-LAW
  75. #68 DIRECTIONS IN THE OLD CITY
  76. #69 THE DOCTOR & THE LAWYER
  77. #70 THE DOCTOR OF CHELM
  78. #71 THE HAIRCUT
  79. #72 LATE FOR HEBREW SCHOOL
  80. #73 THE COUPLE THAT NEVER FOUGHT
  81. #74 THE KOSHER DELI
  82. #75 THE JEWISH OPTIMIST
  83. #76 FISH HEADS MAKE YOU SMARTER
  84. #77 JOSH & THE BIKER
  85. #78 THE PICKLE MAN
  86. #79 HOW A TALMUDIST THINKS
  87. #80 THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY
  88. #81 SAGES UNDER THE STARS
  89. #82 THE MOST DISCREET PERSON
  90. #83 IF YOU ONLY KNEW
  91. #84 UNDER THE BED
  92. #85 UNCONVENTIONAL MEDICINE
  93. #86 A PHONE CALL FROM MOM
  94. #87 THE SUPREME LEADER
  95. #88 SHOE REPAIR
  96. #89 THE PRAYING PARROT
  97. #90 WHO SAID MY FATHER DIED?
  98. #91 THE MEMORIAL WALL
  99. #92 TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD
  100. #93 SAM GOES TO CHURCH
  101. #94 THE FATHERLAND
  102. #95 THE CONCERT HALL
  103. #96 THAT’S A LOT OF PILLS!
  104. #97 BUSINESS EXPERIENCE
  105. #98 EINSTEIN’S THEORY OF RELATIVITY
  106. #99 RABBI, PRIEST, & POLITICIAN
  107. #100 THE AISLE SEAT
  108. #101 NAPOLEON’S JEWISH COMMANDER
  109. #102 THE RICHEST MAN IN TOWN DIES
  110. #103 THE GURU
  111. #104 ANTISEMITE WALKS INTO A BAR
  112. #105 THE BUST OF LENIN
  113. #106 TWO BURGLARS AND A CHIMNEY
  114. #107 THE BROTHERS & BARON ROTHSCHILD
  115. #108 THE COMING FLOOD
  116. #109 THE RABBI’S WATCH
  117. #110 LADY, I’M NOT A NICE MAN
  118. #111 THE MONEY CLIP
  119. #112 COMPLAINING CONGREGANT
  120. #113 3,000-YEAR-OLD MUMMY
  121. #114 DEAR LORD, LEND ME STRENGTH!
  122. #115 SHABBAT WITH THE MAYOR
  123. #116 PRAYING FOR RAIN
  124. #117 THE DEBUTANTE BALL
  125. #118 A GOOD SERMON
  126. #119 THE LEMON BET
  127. #120 THE ROWING TEAM
  128. #121 FOUR NUNS
  129. #122 DRIVING THROUGH ISRAEL
  130. #123 AN EL AL HOLIDAY FLIGHT
  131. #124 THE PARKING SPOT
  132. #125 TRY THE HAM
  133. #126 SHABBOS WITH A NEW HUSBAND
  134. #127 LAST MEAL & TESTAMENT
  135. #128 ARE YOU JEWISH?
  136. #129 DRIVING THE FAMILY CAR
  137. #130 SHIMON’S NOT JEWISH
  138. #131 THE ATHEIST
  139. #132 FOUR BUBBIES
  140. #133 THE LUMBERJACK
  141. #134 THE PRAYER
  142. #135 THE BRISKET
  143. #136 DRINKING IN THE MOUNTAINS
  144. #137 THE FIRING SQUAD
  145. #138 THE SEEING-EYE DOG
  146. #139 THE AIRPLANE PART
  147. #140 THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS
  148. #141 FEMME FATALE
  149. #142 DOUBLE POSITIVE
  150. #143 MEETING NEIL ARMSTRONG
  151. #144 THE NEW SUIT
  152. #145 LOST IN THE MALL
  153. #146 A VISIT FROM THE KGB
  154. #147 PASSOVER CLEANING
  155. #148 WHAT’S IN A NAME?
  156. #149 A DAY AT THE ZOO
  157. #150 THE SHIKSA
  158. #151 THE RACETRACK
  159. #152 THE HOTLINE
  160. #153 THE NEW RESTAURANT
  161. #154 HEAVENLY LINKS
  162. #155 DOG GONE
  163. #156 STRANDED
  164. #157 NOW HEAR THIS
  165. #158 DUE IN THE MORNING
  166. #159 THE BIG GAME
  167. #160 THE BALL GAME
  168. #161 WE NEED YOU NOW, STANLEY!
  169. #162 SILENT DEBATE
  170. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  171. ABOUT THE AUTHOR