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The Hotel Avocado
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THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
CHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024
'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn' The Guardian
‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times
WARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.
Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.
But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.
All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…
THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER
‘Sweet and funny’ Closer
‘A stunning sequel… It’s genuinely difficult to put this book down – you’ll be entranced by Mortimer’s humour and obvious story-telling skills’ Press Association
‘Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity’ Heat
CHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024
'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn' The Guardian
‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times
WARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.
Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.
But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.
All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…
THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER
‘Sweet and funny’ Closer
‘A stunning sequel… It’s genuinely difficult to put this book down – you’ll be entranced by Mortimer’s humour and obvious story-telling skills’ Press Association
‘Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity’ Heat
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2: Gary
- Chapter 3: Gary
- Chapter 4: Gary
- Chapter 5: Gary
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7: Grace
- Chapter 8: Gary
- Chapter 9: Gary
- Chapter 10: Gary
- Chapter 11: Emily
- Chapter 12: Emily
- Chapter 13: Emily
- Chapter 14: Emily
- Chapter 15: Emily
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17: Gary
- Chapter 18: Gary
- Chapter 19: Gary
- Chapter 20: Gary
- Chapter 21: Gary
- Chapter 22: Gary
- Chapter 23: Gary
- Chapter 24: Gary
- Chapter 25: Gary
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27: Gary
- Chapter 28: Grace
- Chapter 29: Emily
- Chapter 30: Grace
- Chapter 31: Emily
- Chapter 32: Grace
- Chapter 33: Emily
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35: Emily
- Chapter 36: Grace
- Chapter 37: Emily
- Chapter 38: Gary
- Chapter 39: Gary
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41: Emily
- Chapter 42: Gary
- Chapter 43: Gary
- Chapter 44: Gary
- Chapter 45: Emily
- Chapter 46: Grace
- Chapter 47: Emily
- Chapter 48: Gary
- Chapter 49: Gary
- Chapter 50: Grace
- Chapter 51: Gary
- Chapter 52: Gary
- Chapter 53: Gary
- Chapter 54: Emily
- Chapter 55: Gary
- Chapter 56: Grace
- Chapter 57: Gary
- Chapter 58: Gary
- Chapter 59: Emily
- Chapter 60: Gary
- Postscript
- Pigeon Post
- Acknowledgements
- Copyright
