The Hotel Avocado
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The Hotel Avocado

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The Hotel Avocado

About this book

THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
CHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024

'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn' The Guardian
 
‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times 

WARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.

Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.
 
But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.
 
All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…
 
THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER

‘Sweet and funny’ Closer
 
‘A stunning sequel… It’s genuinely difficult to put this book down – you’ll be entranced by Mortimer’s humour and obvious story-telling skills’ Press Association
 
‘Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity’ Heat

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Information

Publisher
Gallery UK
Year
2024
eBook ISBN
9781398529632
Edition
0

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Chapter 1
  5. Chapter 2: Gary
  6. Chapter 3: Gary
  7. Chapter 4: Gary
  8. Chapter 5: Gary
  9. Chapter 6
  10. Chapter 7: Grace
  11. Chapter 8: Gary
  12. Chapter 9: Gary
  13. Chapter 10: Gary
  14. Chapter 11: Emily
  15. Chapter 12: Emily
  16. Chapter 13: Emily
  17. Chapter 14: Emily
  18. Chapter 15: Emily
  19. Chapter 16
  20. Chapter 17: Gary
  21. Chapter 18: Gary
  22. Chapter 19: Gary
  23. Chapter 20: Gary
  24. Chapter 21: Gary
  25. Chapter 22: Gary
  26. Chapter 23: Gary
  27. Chapter 24: Gary
  28. Chapter 25: Gary
  29. Chapter 26
  30. Chapter 27: Gary
  31. Chapter 28: Grace
  32. Chapter 29: Emily
  33. Chapter 30: Grace
  34. Chapter 31: Emily
  35. Chapter 32: Grace
  36. Chapter 33: Emily
  37. Chapter 34
  38. Chapter 35: Emily
  39. Chapter 36: Grace
  40. Chapter 37: Emily
  41. Chapter 38: Gary
  42. Chapter 39: Gary
  43. Chapter 40
  44. Chapter 41: Emily
  45. Chapter 42: Gary
  46. Chapter 43: Gary
  47. Chapter 44: Gary
  48. Chapter 45: Emily
  49. Chapter 46: Grace
  50. Chapter 47: Emily
  51. Chapter 48: Gary
  52. Chapter 49: Gary
  53. Chapter 50: Grace
  54. Chapter 51: Gary
  55. Chapter 52: Gary
  56. Chapter 53: Gary
  57. Chapter 54: Emily
  58. Chapter 55: Gary
  59. Chapter 56: Grace
  60. Chapter 57: Gary
  61. Chapter 58: Gary
  62. Chapter 59: Emily
  63. Chapter 60: Gary
  64. Postscript
  65. Pigeon Post
  66. Acknowledgements
  67. Copyright