The House of Rural Realness
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The House of Rural Realness

  1. 273 pages
  2. English
  3. PDF
  4. Available on iOS & Android
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The House of Rural Realness

About this book

Peter Thompkin is in need of a public image overhaul after his vicious clapback against the most popular gay in school goes viral. When his best friend Alan, aka teen drag queen Aggie Culture, announces the first public drag performance by The House of Rural Realness, Peter steps forward as their producer. It might be the only way he can escape the rumors following him everywhere in his small country town. Peter leads the queens as they survive bigoted backlash and survive one another. But will Mason County' s Drag Extravaganza drop dead before they make their first death drop? And will Peter and Alan' s friendship even survive past curtain call? Touching, sharply funny and a little absurd, The House of Rural Realness explores the pains and pleasures of queer community through one teen' s stumbling journey towards self-acceptance.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Praise for The House of Rural Realness
  3. Author Biography
  4. Dedication and Imprint Page
  5. Title Page
  6. Chapter One: Middle-Aged Man-Baby
  7. Chapter Two: Party Killer
  8. Chapter Three: Pimply Third Wheel
  9. Chapter Four: The Guy Who Said the Very Bad Thing
  10. Chapter Five: An Effeminate Gopher
  11. Chapter Six: A Destitute Vole in a Tacky Pair of Cargo Shorts
  12. Chapter Seven: Creature From the Problematic Lagoon
  13. Chapter Eight: Waterlogged Pool Goblin
  14. Chapter Nine: Homo Humpty Dumpty
  15. Chapter Ten: A Vicious, Fat Velociraptor
  16. Chapter Eleven: A Temper-Deficient Toddler Who Just Incited a Hate Crime
  17. Chapter Twelve: A Resentful Hobgoblin
  18. Chapter Thirteen: A Fumbling Capybara
  19. Chapter Fourteen: Swiss Cheese on Legs
  20. Chapter Fifteen: Pockmarked Sissy
  21. Chapter Sixteen: A Bacne-Ridden Sea Lion Waiting for His Slop
  22. Chapter Seventeen: Vile Hate-Spewing Rage Machine
  23. Chapter Eighteen: Sausage-Fingered Nancy Boy
  24. Chapter Nineteen: Tubby Little Jack-in-the-Box
  25. Chapter Twenty: A Perpetual Motion Machine of Narcissistic Cynicism
  26. Chapter Twenty-One: The Incredibly Off-Putting Young Man
  27. Chapter Twenty-Two: Unspeakably Horrific Laboratory Mulligan
  28. Chapter Twenty-Three: Anna Mossity
  29. Chapter Twenty-Four: A Set of Fangs
  30. Chapter Twenty-Five: Sellout Hit Maker
  31. Chapter Twenty-Six: Mason County’s Most Interesting Virgin
  32. Chapter Twenty-Seven: An Idiot With a Purpose
  33. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Peter Thompkin, Artistic Producer
  34. Acknowledgments