Don't Kiss Girls and Other Silly Stories
eBook - ePub

Don't Kiss Girls and Other Silly Stories

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Don't Kiss Girls and Other Silly Stories

About this book

A laugh-aloud collection of stories about cricket, kissing and school from award-winning children's author Pat Flynn. Tony Ross is an ordinary 13-year-old boy with big dreams: he wants to prove he's as good as his best mate Kane and he wants to kiss Ashleigh Simpkin – the love of his life. But dreams don't always go the way we see them in our head. Tony finds this out when he ends up dead. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you'll be amazed at the crazy stunts that Tony pulls to win a cricket match and capture a girl's heart.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Author biography
  3. Also by Pat Flynn
  4. Title page
  5. Dedication
  6. Introduction
  7. Funniest Things That Teachers Have Yelled at Me
  8. Remote-Controlled Helicopter
  9. It’s Just Not Cricket
  10. Kane’s Favourite Pick-Up Lines
  11. The Musical, the Girl, and MPme
  12. Love Triangle
  13. How to Write a Love Letter
  14. The Old Yawn Trick and Other Essential First-Date Information
  15. Don’t Kiss Girls
  16. My Favourite Excuses for Forgetting My Homework
  17. How to Get a Job and Lose It in One Day
  18. Counciling and My Brush with the Emotional Side
  19. What Are the Odds?
  20. The Caddy versus Psycho Man
  21. Operation Get Rich Quick
  22. My Last Report Card
  23. Lunchtimes from Hell
  24. The Wrong Environment
  25. Poetry in Motion
  26. New Girl
  27. Best Night of My Life
  28. Being Dead
  29. Acknowledgements
  30. Imprint page