QI: Advanced Banter
eBook - ePub

QI: Advanced Banter

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eBook - ePub

QI: Advanced Banter

About this book

The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI.

'You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.' Steve Martin; 'You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.' Chinese proverb; 'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.' Victor Lewis-Smith; 'Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.' Mark Twain; 'Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit.' R.E. Shay; 'If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of 'what-ho's!'' P. G.Wodehouse

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Information

Publisher
Faber & Faber
Year
2008
eBook ISBN
9780571248230
Edition
0

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Landing Page
  3. Title Page
  4. CONTENTS
  5. PROLOGUE | Stephen Fry
  6. PROVERB | Alan Davies
  7. PREAMBLE | John Lloyd and John Mitchinson
  8. A
  9. B
  10. C
  11. D
  12. E
  13. F
  14. G
  15. H
  16. I
  17. J
  18. K
  19. L
  20. M
  21. N
  22. O
  23. P
  24. Q
  25. R
  26. S
  27. T
  28. U
  29. V
  30. W
  31. Y
  32. Z
  33. INDEX
  34. About the Authors
  35. Also by John Lloyd and John Mitchinson
  36. Copyright