Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp

Jeff Norton

• Publisher: Faber & Faber
• eBook ISBN:
  9780571311897
• Year: 2015

You'll laugh until you die!


Adam Meltzer, the world's most neurotic teenager, who just happens to be a zombie, is back! After solving the mystery of the zombees, Adam and his friends Corina (a vegan vampire) and Ernesto (a reluctant chupacubra) head off to summer camp for a well-earned break from detective work. But the countryside in their hometown of Croxton is just as weird and wonderful and soon they are investigating something deadly dangerous in the deep, dark woods...

Table of contents

• Cover
• Landing Page
• Title Page
• Contents
• 1: In Which I Say Goodbye to Seventh Grade
• 2: In Which I Choose Life
• 3: In Which I Find Myself Homeless
• 4: In Which I Face My Fate
• 5: In Which I Catch the Bus of Doom
• 6: In Which We Invade Canada
• 7: In Which We Go into the Woods
• 8: In Which I Eat a Feast
• 9: In Which Corina Tastes Blood
• 10: In Which the Campers Take a Bow
• 11: In Which I Find Too Many Shoes
• 12: In Which I Am Awoken by a Moose (Story)
• 13: In Which I Become a Happy Camper
• 14: In Which I Get Taken Out of the Ball Game
• 15: In Which I Win A Prize
• 16: In Which I Learn the Truth
• 17: In Which I Plot Our Escape
• 18: In Which We Take to the Sea (Well, the Lake)
• 19: In Which We Get Our Moose On
• 20: In Which We Hit the Road
• 21: In Which We Ride a Tree
• 22: In Which We Sneak Back into Canada
• 23: In Which We Have a Barrel of Fun (Invading America)
• 24: In Which We Return Home
• 25: In Which We Get Vampiric!
• 26: In Which I Get Caged
• 27: In Which I Make My Vampire Debut
• 28: In Which We Fly North
• 29: In Which We Get Our Camp On
• Epilogue: In Which We Drive Home
• Acknowledgements
• Dedication
• About the author
• By the same author
• Last Train from Kummersdorf
• Five Children on the Western Front
• The Spy’s Handbook
• Faber Children’s Classics
• About Faber and Faber
• Copyright