Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie
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Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

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Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

About this book

'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped piñata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.'

Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after his funeral.
Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again.

A hilarious adventure caper - if Ferris Bueller met Shaun of the Dead - all about friendship and being yourself . . . even if you're undead.

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Information

Publisher
Faber & Faber
eBook ISBN
9780571308101
Year
2014

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Landing Page
  3. Title Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Foreword
  7. Prologue
  8. 1: In Which I Get My Zombie On
  9. 2: In Which I Learn to Live with It
  10. 3: In Which I Get On with My Afterlife
  11. 4: In Which I Learn Something New About Ernesto
  12. 5: In Which I Finally Get to Talk to Corina Parker
  13. 6: In Which I Go Back to School (Of My Own Free Will)
  14. 7: In Which I Get the Assignment of My Afterlife
  15. 8: In Which I Go to the Office (For the First Time)
  16. 9: In Which I Recruit My New Best Friends
  17. 10: In Which I Take Lunch
  18. 11: In Which I Face the Football Team
  19. 12: In Which I Upset Dad (For a Good Cause)
  20. 13: In Which I Get Physic al in Maths
  21. 14: In Which I Return to Mecca
  22. 15: In Which I Go from Middle School to College
  23. 16: In Which I Find My Rhythm Again
  24. 17: In Which I Have a Date with Corina
  25. 18: In Which I Crush a Drug Dealer with Maximum Velocity
  26. 19: In Which I Show Off and Find Some Really Big Flowers
  27. 20: In Which I Uncover Evil
  28. 21: In Which I Make a Daring Escape (Thanks to Corina)
  29. 22: In Which I Discover My Superpower
  30. 23: In Which I Profess to Have Another Father
  31. 24: In Which I Get Retarded
  32. 25: In Which I Meet My Killer
  33. 26: In Which I Defile the National Anthem
  34. 27: In Which I Say Bye Bye Zombee
  35. 28: In Which I Face the PortaPotty
  36. 29: In Which I Lose My Grip
  37. 30: In Which I Confront the Queen
  38. 31: In Which I Stand Up to My Dad’s Enemy
  39. 32: In Which I Vow to Fight Evil
  40. Acknowledgements
  41. Q&A with Jeff Norton
  42. About the Author
  43. By the Same Author
  44. Copyright