Toy Fights
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Toy Fights

A Boyhood - 'A classic of its kind' William Boyd

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eBook - ePub

Toy Fights

A Boyhood - 'A classic of its kind' William Boyd

About this book

Exquisitely sharp, deeply humane and brutally hilarious, Toy Fights is a future classic from one of the greatest writers of his generation.

'Devastatingly funny.' Geoff Dyer
'Thought-provoking, hilarious, sardonic and scarily brilliant' Scotsman
'Laugh-out-loud funny' Herald on Sunday

This is a book about family, money and music but also about schizophrenia, hell, narcissists, debt and the working class, anger, swearing, drugs, books, football, love, origami, the peculiar insanity of Dundee, sugar, religious mania, the sexual excesses of the Scottish club band scene and, more generally, the lengths we go to not to be bored.

Don Paterson was born in Dundee, Scotland, in 1963. He spent his boyhood on a council housing estate. When he wasn't busy dreading his birthdays, dodging kids who wanted to kill him in a game of Toy Fights, working with his country-and-western singer dad, screwing up in the Boys' Brigade, obsessing over God, origami, The Osmonds, stamps, sex or Scottish football cards, he was developing a sugar addiction, failing his exams, playing guitar, falling in love, dodging employment and descending into madness. While he didn't manage to figure out who he was meant to be, the first twenty years of his life - before he took a chance, packed his guitar and boarded a train to London - did, for better or worse, shape who he would become.

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Table of contents

  1. Landing Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Contents
  6. 1. Pre Face
  7. 2. The Man with the Blue Guitar
  8. 3. The Ball of Clava
  9. 4. All I Can Remember Before 1967
  10. 5. Happy Birthday to Me
  11. 6. I’m Out with The Inn Folk
  12. 7. Nickety Nackety Noo
  13. 8. From Secret Admire
  14. 9. Bungopolis
  15. 10. The Lore and Anguish of Schoolchildren
  16. 11. Got Any Swetchies
  17. 12. Metric Mental
  18. 13. Bus Did Flatten Batten Roo
  19. 14. Dr Jekyll and Stanley Gibbons
  20. 15. Donald Is Seeking Fellow Paper-Folders
  21. 16. A Man in Uniform
  22. 17. Farm of the Warrior
  23. 18. Your Time Is Up
  24. 19. Heinz Fry Dry Fear
  25. 20. If with His Skirt He Do Touch Bread or Pottage
  26. 21. For the Love of God Amen
  27. 22. Absolutely Tragic
  28. 23. Oombara Coombara
  29. 24. Your Representative
  30. 25. Nowhere Fast
  31. 26. Stairwell to Heaven
  32. 27. Un-American Activities
  33. 28. A New Jerusalem
  34. 29. Party Fears
  35. 30. Aieeee Banzai
  36. 31. Black Sheep
  37. 32. It’ll No Be You Then
  38. 33. Straight Box
  39. 34. A Knock from Below
  40. 35. Adventures in Clubland
  41. 36. You Are a Dundee United
  42. 37. Kammakammakammakammakamma
  43. 38. The One Note
  44. 39. Let’s Get Horsin’
  45. 40. Near by Dundee and the Bonnie Magdalen Green
  46. Acknowledgements
  47. About the Author
  48. By the Same Author
  49. Copyright