Seeing Stars

Simon Armitage

• Publisher: Faber & Faber
• Year: 2010
• eBook ISBN: 9780571258376
• Edition: 0
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: European Poetry
• Index: Literature

Simon Armitage's new collection is by turns a voice and a chorus: a hyper-vivid array of dramatic monologues, allegories, parables and tall tales. Here comes everybody: Snoobie and Carla, Lippincott, Wittmann, Yoshioka, Bambuck, Dr Amsterdam, Preminger. The man whose wife drapes a border-curtain across the middle of the marital home; the English astronaut with a terrestrial outlook on life; an orgiastic cast of unreconstructed pie-worshipers at a Northern sculpture farm; the soap-opera supremacists at their zoo-wedding; the driver who picks up hitchhikers as he hurtles towards a head-on collision with Thatcherism; a Christian cheese-shop proprietor in the wrong part of town; the black bear with a dark secret, the woman who curates giant snowballs in the chest freezer. Celebrities and nobodies, all come to the ball.

I am a sperm whale. I carry up to 2.5 tonnes of an oil-like
balm in my huge, coffin shaped head. I have a brain the
size of a basketball, and on that basis alone am entitled to
my opinions. I am a sperm whale. When I breathe in, the
fluid in my head cools to a dense wax and I nosedive into
the depths. My song, available on audiocassette and
compact disc is a comfort to divorcees, astrologists and
those who have 'pitched the quavering canvas tent of their
thoughts on the rim of the dark crater'.
- from 'The Christening'

The storyteller who steps in and out of this human tapestry changes, trickster-style, from poem to poem, but retains some identifying traits: the melancholy of the less deceived, crossed with an undercover idealism. And he shares with many of his characters a star-gazing capacity for belief, or for being 'genuine in his disbelief'.

Language is on the loose in these poems, which cut and run across the parterre of poetic decorum with their cartoon-strip energies and air of misrule. Armitage creates world after world, peculiar yet always particular, where the only certainty is the unexpected.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Dedication
• Acknowledgements
• Table of Contents
• The Christening
• An Accommodation
• The Cuckoo
• Back in the Early Days of the Twenty-First Century
• Michael
• I’ll Be There to Love and Comfort You
• The English Astronaut
• Hop In, Dennis
• Upon Opening the Chest Freezer
• Seeing Stars
• Last Words
• My Difference
• The Accident
• Aviators
• 15:30 by the Elephant House
• An Obituary
• Knowing What We Know Now
• The Experience
• Collaborators
• Ricky Wilson Couldn’t Sleep
• The Knack
• The Practical Way to Heaven
• To the Bridge
• Beyond Huddersfield
• Cheeses of Nazareth
• Show and Tell
• Upon Unloading the Dishwasher
• Poodles
• The Personal Touch
• The Last Panda
• Sold to the Lady in the Sunglasses and Green Shoes
• The War of the Roses
• A Nativity
• The Delegates
• The Overtones
• The Sighting of the Century
• The Crunch
• Bringing It All Back Home
• Last Day on Planet Earth
• About the Author
• Copyright