My Inner Child Wants to Murder Mindfully
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My Inner Child Wants to Murder Mindfully

the latest darkly comic internationally bestselling thriller, now a major Netflix series

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eBook - ePub

My Inner Child Wants to Murder Mindfully

the latest darkly comic internationally bestselling thriller, now a major Netflix series

About this book

No more corpses. At least, that was the plan.

THE MULTIMILLION-COPY INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER RETURNS

Lawyer turned murderer Björn wants to stop killing. Unfortunately, the prisoner in his basement is getting restless, the parents' committee at his daughter's preschool is clamouring for his attention, and to cap it all, he's also being blackmailed.

To manage all this stress, he turns to a mindfulness coach to learn about the unmet needs of his inner child. As he begins listening to this inner child, he finds it doesn't just have needs, but solutions: creative ways he can solve his problems. All of them.

The trouble is, they involve murder.

NOW A MAJOR NETFLIX SERIES

READERS LOVE MURDER MINDFULLY:
'Funny, intelligent, can't wait for the next part.' ????? reader review

'Loved the intelligent spin on mindfulness and organised crime. Also, the pay off at the end is beautiful.' ????? reader review

'Real good read. Before I knew it, I was trying to be mindful myself!' ????? reader review

AND YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHORS DO TOO:

'What a breath of fresh air! Dark, very funny, totally engaging.' CRAIG RUSSELL, author of HYDE

'A razor-sharp satire on stressed-out modern society, a darkly comic and hugely entertaining crime thriller and - believe it or not - also a handy guide to improving your life through mindfulness.' ROBBIE MORRISON, author of EDGE OF THE GRAVE

'A violent, feel-good rampage of a book where the pace and positivity never let up. Twisted and hilarious!' CALLUM MCSORLEY, author of SQUEAKY CLEAN

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Table of contents

  1. Landing Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Prologue
  6. 1: The Inner Child
  7. 2: Holiday
  8. 3: Other People
  9. 4: Blaming Yourself
  10. 5: Childhood Photos
  11. 6: Childhood Memories
  12. 7: Basic Trust
  13. 8: Reality
  14. 9: Mental Walk-Through
  15. 10: Creativity
  16. 11: Bad Bank
  17. 12: Minimalism
  18. 13: Childlike and Childish
  19. 14: Time Travel
  20. 15: Parents
  21. 16: Core Beliefs
  22. 17: Armour
  23. 18: Childhood Needs
  24. 19: Overwriting
  25. 20: Your Child’s Inner Child
  26. 21: Missing Information
  27. 22: Hazards
  28. 23: Time Capsule
  29. 24: Leadership
  30. 25: Knowledge
  31. 26: Feelings
  32. 27: Coincidences
  33. 28: Real and Unreal
  34. 29: Doubts
  35. 30: Irritations
  36. 31: Working Through
  37. 32: Dialogue
  38. 33: Confidentiality
  39. 34: Energy
  40. 35: Authority
  41. 36: The Past
  42. 37: Wisdom
  43. 38: Understanding
  44. 39: Monotony
  45. 40: Morality
  46. 41: Mistakes
  47. 42: Gift
  48. 43: Distraction
  49. 44: Roundabouts
  50. 45: Surprises
  51. 46: Identity
  52. 47: Childhood
  53. 48: Support
  54. 49: Destruction
  55. 50: Traces
  56. Acknowledgements
  57. About the Author
  58. By the Same Author
  59. Copyright