They Never Taught Us That
eBook - ePub

They Never Taught Us That

Educator Andrea's Guide to Teaching, Managing the Chaos, and Keeping Your Sanity

  1. 224 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

They Never Taught Us That

Educator Andrea's Guide to Teaching, Managing the Chaos, and Keeping Your Sanity

About this book

Everything inexperienced first-year teachers need to manage the chaos of the modern classroom

They Never Taught Us That is your friendly (and slightly frazzled) guide to the hilarious realities of the classroom that teacher training left out. Veteran educator Andrea Forcum, PhD, combines laugh-out-loud anecdotes from the trenches with practical tools and strategies for everything from surviving the first day to building trust with parents and other stakeholders. The best practices in this book from experienced educators who taught before, during, and after the pandemic help readers supplement their training without having to rely solely on the break room—which sometimes ends up being an echo chamber of discontent—or unvetted online resources.

In this book, readers will learn how to:

  • Establish classroom rules that won't get trampled
  • Create a captivating lesson plan and collaborate on Individual Education Programs (IEPs)
  • Document parent contact, student behavior, grades (including failing assignments), and more
  • Navigate the paperwork avalanche without turning into a sleep-deprived zombie
  • Facilitate collaborative parent-teacher conferences

They Never Taught Us That is an essential resource (literally, essential) for early career-year teachers who are all too often scrambling for purchase on the slippery, moving, mucous-covered treadmill that is public education (said with love, of course).

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Information

Publisher
Jossey-Bass
Year
2026
Print ISBN
9781394316823
eBook ISBN
9781394316830

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Praise for They Never Taught Us That
  4. Title Page
  5. Copyright
  6. Dedication
  7. Introduction
  8. 1 Three Words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer… Merciless, Insatiable
  9. 2 OMG You Got an Interview!
  10. 3 Doomsday Prepping
  11. 4 Icebreakers on the Titanic
  12. 5 Be the Fun Aunt Who Snitches
  13. 6 Trauma: The Musical
  14. 7 Becoming the Ringleader of Your Own Circus
  15. 8 A Plan Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
  16. 9 I Guess We Should Know What We're Doing Today
  17. 10 Testy, Aren't We?
  18. 11 Chaos and Snacks
  19. 12 Unprepared?
  20. 13 The Magical Circle Filing Cabinet
  21. 14 It's the LAW
  22. 15 CYA
  23. 16 Learning in a New Language
  24. 17 Ya Done Messed Up
  25. 18 The Good, the Bad, the Phone Numbers Don't Work
  26. 19 Yes, Chef
  27. 20 Squad Up
  28. 21 Are You Really Sick?
  29. 22 Do What You Can
  30. 23 You're Not a Teacher in a Movie
  31. 24 Emergency!
  32. 25 I Have Great News for You!
  33. 26 Because Crime Is Frowned Upon
  34. 27 When to Hold Em, Fold Em, and When to Walk Away
  35. 28 Defiantly Hopeful
  36. Glossary of Teacherisms
  37. Appendix of Resources
  38. About the Author
  39. Acknowledgments
  40. Index
  41. End User License Agreement

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