1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking
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1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

Fresh, Timely, Compelling Illustrations for Preachers, Teachers, and Speakers

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1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

Fresh, Timely, Compelling Illustrations for Preachers, Teachers, and Speakers

About this book

Lasso Them With LaughterThe way to your listeners' hearts is through their funny bones. Want to grab their attention? Do it with humor. Need to drive home a point they'll remember? Nothing does it better than a rib-tickling anecdote—like the ones in this book. 1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking is jam-packed with one-liners, jokes, humorous stories, and pithy proverbs for just about any subject or circumstance under the sun. Pick your topic. Appearances, Communication, Opportunity, Prayer, Self-Image, Sports . . . these and plenty more come to you conveniently alphabetized, numbered, and indexed for instant referencing. There's even a space for you to log what you use, so fresh nuttiness doesn't become old chestnuts.Tested by preachers and public speakers, this ensemble of humor is just the ticket to get your audience laughing—and listening.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Author’s Note
  3. Title Page
  4. Table of Contents
  5. Preface
  6. 1 TOPIC: Ability How She Looks
  7. 2 TOPIC: Ability Dogs and Bikes
  8. 3 TOPIC: Ability What I Can Do
  9. 4 TOPIC: Ability Seen the Dog Bowl
  10. 5 TOPIC: Ability One Could Get Hurt
  11. 6 TOPIC: Ability Milsap on Blindness
  12. 7 TOPIC: Abuse Getting Off in Buffalo
  13. 8 TOPIC: Abuse Completely Ignored
  14. 9 TOPIC: Acceptance Wanting to Kiss a Mule
  15. 10 TOPIC: Accidents Careless Cruise Control
  16. 11 TOPIC: Accidents The Golf Ball Missile
  17. 12 TOPIC: Accidents Just the Good News
  18. 13 TOPIC: Accidents Elderly Parking
  19. 14 TOPIC: Accomplishments Motion or Action
  20. 15 TOPIC: Accomplishments Speed of Death
  21. 16 TOPIC: Accomplishments Laying or Lying
  22. 17 TOPIC: Action Prayer Gets Some Help
  23. 18 TOPIC: Action Hit Home Runs–Then Talk
  24. 19 TOPIC: Adversity Wrong Drink
  25. 20 TOPIC: Adversity Adversity Follows
  26. 21 TOPIC: Advice Sharing Is Part of Community
  27. 22 TOPIC: Advice Spectators versus Active Participants
  28. 23 TOPIC: Advice Wise Requests
  29. 24 TOPIC: Advice Shark Pictures
  30. 25 TOPIC: Advice Finding Valuable Plants
  31. 26 TOPIC: Advice Removing Flies
  32. 27 TOPIC: Affection Can’t Sit on Its Lap
  33. 28 TOPIC: Affection Kissing Her Back
  34. 29 TOPIC: Age and Aging It’s All Relative
  35. 30 TOPIC: Age and Aging Too Much Sand
  36. 31 TOPIC: Age and Aging In a Nursing Home
  37. 32 TOPIC: Age and Aging Too Old to Fly?
  38. 33 TOPIC: Agreement Agreeable Person
  39. 34 TOPIC: Agreement Equal Opportunity Politics
  40. 35 TOPIC: Anger A Hard Ride
  41. 36 TOPIC: Anger Deaf–Not Blind
  42. 37 TOPIC: Anger Old Hockey Injury
  43. 38 TOPIC: Anger Germs and Jesus
  44. 39 TOPIC: Anger Slam the Cat
  45. 40 TOPIC: Anger Piece of Your Mind
  46. 41 TOPIC: Anger Standing as One
  47. 42 TOPIC: Appearances Sideways Gravity
  48. 43 TOPIC: Appearances Exhausting Child
  49. 44 TOPIC: Appearances Jumping to Conclusions
  50. 45 TOPIC: Appearances Magic Factory Whistle
  51. 46 TOPIC: Appearances Predisposed to Panic
  52. 47 TOPIC: Appearances Hearing Different Messages
  53. 48 TOPIC: Appearances Mixed Message
  54. 49 TOPIC: Appearances How Committed Are You?
  55. 50 TOPIC: Application Gonna Have a Wife
  56. 51 TOPIC: Appreciation Office Essentials
  57. 52 TOPIC: Appreciation Simple Kindness
  58. 53 TOPIC: Arguments Waste of Energy
  59. 54 TOPIC: Arguments Argumentative Theories
  60. 55 TOPIC: Arguments Tact and Enemies
  61. 56 TOPIC: Assistance Hung Up to Dry
  62. 57 TOPIC: Assistance Long-Term Assistance
  63. 58 TOPIC: Assistance Move the Rock
  64. 59 TOPIC: Assistance Throwing to Africa
  65. 60 TOPIC: Assumptions Dating Dinosaur Bones
  66. 61 TOPIC: Assumptions Frogs or God
  67. 62 TOPIC: Assumptions Blind Police Officer
  68. 63 TOPIC: Assumptions Look Again
  69. 64 TOPIC: Assumptions Stop While You’re Ahead
  70. 65 TOPIC: Attendance Members Are like Cars
  71. 66 TOPIC: Attendance Church on Fire!
  72. 67 TOPIC: Attendance The Parable of the Rattlesnake
  73. 68 TOPIC: Attendance Unwanted Sabbatical
  74. 69 TOPIC: Attendance The Boy God Made
  75. 70 TOPIC: Attitude Optimist in the Desert
  76. 71 TOPIC: Attitude Optimistic Attitude
  77. 72 TOPIC: Attitude Open or Vacant Mind
  78. 73 TOPIC: Authority Referee Aroma
  79. 74 TOPIC: Authority Driving through Texas
  80. 75 TOPIC: Baptism Broken Record
  81. 76 TOPIC: Baptism A New Name
  82. 77 TOPIC: Beauty Lady Lied to Mom
  83. 78 TOPIC: Beauty Don’t Kiss the Frog
  84. 79 TOPIC: Beauty Cheap Is Expensive
  85. 80 TOPIC: Beauty Ignored Warnings
  86. 81 TOPIC: Beauty The Real Me
  87. 82 TOPIC: Beauty Toward a More Colorful World
  88. 83 TOPIC: Beauty Age-Old Problem
  89. 84 TOPIC: Behavior Improvement Is Optional
  90. 85 TOPIC: Behavior Walk This Way
  91. 86 TOPIC: Behavior Notify the Next of Kin
  92. 87 TOPIC: Birth Breech Birth
  93. 88 TOPIC: Birth When God Overanswers
  94. 89 TOPIC: Birth Greens Fee
  95. 90 TOPIC: Birth A Father’s Compassion
  96. 91 TOPIC: Blame Shared Blame
  97. 92 TOPIC: Blame Whom to Blame
  98. 93 TOPIC: Budgets Budget Analysis
  99. 94 TOPIC: Budgets Economic Equation
  100. 95 TOPIC: Budgets Income for One
  101. 96 TOPIC: Caution Test with One Foot
  102. 97 TOPIC: Caution Crocodile Confusion
  103. 98 TOPIC: Caution Recalled by Maker
  104. 99 TOPIC: Caution Pandora’s Box Lesson
  105. 100 TOPIC: Change Creative Maturity
  106. 101 TOPIC: Change Change the Coffee
  107. 102 TOPIC: Change On the Right Track
  108. 103 TOPIC: Change Confusing Conversion
  109. 104 TOPIC: Change When Jesus Sticks Out
  110. 105 TOPIC: Character Understandable Bias
  111. 106 TOPIC: Character Close Scrutiny
  112. 107 TOPIC: Character Converted Annoyance
  113. 108 TOPIC: Cheating Attorney in Heaven
  114. 109 TOPIC: Cheating Playing with a Cheater
  115. 110 TOPIC: Cheating Almost Identical Answers
  116. 111 TOPIC: Cheating Dishonest Golf Buddies
  117. 112 TOPIC: Cheating One Dollar for Each Point
  118. 113 TOPIC: Cheating Double Standards
  119. 114 TOPIC: Children Pray for Me!
  120. 115 TOPIC: Children More Theology Needed
  121. 116 TOPIC: Children The Honest Prayer
  122. 117 TOPIC: Children Booger Blooper
  123. 118 TOPIC: Children Better to Mow Indoors
  124. 119 TOPIC: Children Unpredictable Children
  125. 120 TOPIC: Christmas Born in a Barn
  126. 121 TOPIC: Christmas Turned Off Jesus
  127. 122 TOPIC: Christmas
  128. 123 TOPIC: Christmas
  129. 124 TOPIC: The Pushy Church
  130. 125 TOPIC: Christmas Watch Your Step
  131. 126 TOPIC: Church Which Side I Am On
  132. 127 TOPIC: Church Church Growth Equation
  133. 128 TOPIC: Church Your Niche
  134. 129 TOPIC: Church Fads and Popular Religions
  135. 130 TOPIC: Clergy Butchered Sermon
  136. 131 TOPIC: Clergy God Does Not Blabber
  137. 132 TOPIC: Clergy Private Prayer
  138. 133 TOPIC: Clergy Pastoral Preparation
  139. 134 TOPIC: Clergy Who Is Asleep?
  140. 135 TOPIC: Comfort House without Beds
  141. 136 TOPIC: Comfort Wet Pants Comfort
  142. 137 TOPIC: Comfort Comfortable Quest
  143. 138 TOPIC: Commitment Involved versus Committed
  144. 139 TOPIC: Commitment Get a Second Opinion
  145. 140 TOPIC: Communication Chandelier or Lights?
  146. 141 TOPIC: Communication Babblespeak
  147. 142 TOPIC: Communication Care about Terminology
  148. 143 TOPIC: Communication Floating Memo
  149. 144 TOPIC: Communication Humorous Headlines
  150. 145 TOPIC: Communication Windy and Thirsty
  151. 146 TOPIC: Communication Unfriendly Phones
  152. 147 TOPIC: Communication Punctuation Makes the Difference
  153. 148 TOPIC: Comparison Above the Green Grass
  154. 149 TOPIC: Comparison Armadillo Crossroad
  155. 150 TOPIC: Comparison Twisted Toast
  156. 151 TOPIC: Comparison Circular Forecasts
  157. 152 TOPIC: Complaints The Perfect Broom
  158. 153 TOPIC: Complaints Living with the Lions
  159. 154 TOPIC: Compliments Confident Wife
  160. 155 TOPIC: Concern Easy Objectivity
  161. 156 TOPIC: Concern Pseudo Concern
  162. 157 TOPIC: Conclusions Paratrooper’s Jump to Conclusion
  163. 158 TOPIC: Conclusions Brilliant Deduction
  164. 159 TOPIC: Confession A Rather Tenuous Forgiveness
  165. 160 TOPIC: Confession Fallen into Adultery
  166. 161 TOPIC: Confession Sin or Mistake
  167. 162 TOPIC: Confession Throwing Peanuts
  168. 163 TOPIC: Confidence Half the Confidence
  169. 164 TOPIC: Conflict Final Observation
  170. 165 TOPIC: Conflict Tied Down
  171. 166 TOPIC: Conflict Her Own Way
  172. 167 TOPIC: Conflict On the Losing Side
  173. 168 TOPIC: Conflict Unfair Advantage
  174. 169 TOPIC: Consequences Convince Them They Are Wrong
  175. 170 TOPIC: Consequences Which Foot in Mouth?
  176. 171 TOPIC: Consequences Cancer Cures
  177. 172 TOPIC: Consequences When He Came to Himself
  178. 173 TOPIC: Consequences Perfect Example
  179. 174 TOPIC: Consequences Cheap Giving
  180. 175 TOPIC: Consideration Too Many Barking Dogs
  181. 176 TOPIC: Consideration Nothing Good Enough
  182. 177 TOPIC: Consideration Tee Time for the Blind
  183. 178 TOPIC: Consideration Finding Your Way
  184. 179 TOPIC: Consideration All Taste the Same
  185. 180 TOPIC: Consistency Plant Doctor
  186. 181 TOPIC: Consistency Lost Golf Ball
  187. 182 TOPIC: Cooperation Trash Teamwork
  188. 183 TOPIC: Cooperation Wake-up Balls
  189. 184 TOPIC: Courage What You Need to Have Courage
  190. 185 TOPIC: Courage Wild Adventures
  191. 186 TOPIC: Courage Ostrich Safety
  192. 187 TOPIC: Credibility Chocolate Advantage
  193. 188 TOPIC: Credibility Suspicious Mother
  194. 189 TOPIC: Criticism Taking Advice
  195. 190 TOPIC: Criticism Variable Temperatures
  196. 191 TOPIC: Criticism Qualified to Complain
  197. 192 TOPIC: Dating The Ideal Male Combination
  198. 193 TOPIC: Death Child’s Logic
  199. 194 TOPIC: Death At the Noose
  200. 195 TOPIC: Death Subscriber Expired
  201. 196 TOPIC: Death What the Problem Was
  202. 197 TOPIC: Debts Solution for Unpaid Bills
  203. 198 TOPIC: Debts Credit Philosophy
  204. 199 TOPIC: Debts Revocable Award
  205. 200 TOPIC: Debts Sliding Fees
  206. 201 TOPIC: Debts Another Collection Agency
  207. 202 TOPIC: Debts Costly Advice
  208. 203 TOPIC: Debts Really Dead Debtors
  209. 204 TOPIC: Deception Best Liars
  210. 205 TOPIC: Deception Distortion Details
  211. 206 TOPIC: Deception Sand Smuggler
  212. 207 TOPIC: Deception Murder or Perjury
  213. 208 TOPIC: Deception Designated Decoy
  214. 209 TOPIC: Deception What Fish?
  215. 210 TOPIC: Deception Bad Mommy!
  216. 211 TOPIC: Decisions Yes or No
  217. 212 TOPIC: Decisions Dismal Crossroads
  218. 213 TOPIC: Decisions Bread and Water with Ketchup
  219. 214 TOPIC: Decisions Perspective Helps Decisions
  220. 215 TOPIC: Denominations Bury All the Baptists
  221. 216 TOPIC: Denominations Private Prayer
  222. 217 TOPIC: Denominations Rabbi’s Ham at the Priest’s Wedding
  223. 218 TOPIC: Denominations Bingo Prayer
  224. 219 TOPIC: Desire Too Long until Sundae
  225. 220 TOPIC: Desire Getting What You Want
  226. 221 TOPIC: Details Slightly Wrong
  227. 222 TOPIC: Details Blow the Dents Out
  228. 223 TOPIC: Details First Golf Lesson
  229. 224 TOPIC: Differences Crash Course in Integration
  230. 225 TOPIC: Differences Heaven or Hell
  231. 226 TOPIC: Direction Bat Turn
  232. 227 TOPIC: Direction Misplaced Mountain
  233. 228 TOPIC: Direction Height or Length
  234. 229 TOPIC: Direction Easier Direction
  235. 230 TOPIC: Direction Direction Prioritized
  236. 231 TOPIC: Discipline Tie Up Loose Ends
  237. 232 TOPIC: Discipline Strategic Name Change
  238. 233 TOPIC: Discipline Familial Enemies
  239. 234 TOPIC: Discovery Disorderly Delights
  240. 235 TOPIC: Discovery Federal Ostrich Studies
  241. 236 TOPIC: Divorce Marriage Enlistment
  242. 237 TOPIC: Divorce Barbie Gets Divorced
  243. 238 TOPIC: Divorce Never Hated That Much
  244. 239 TOPIC: Doctors Death from Waiting
  245. 240 TOPIC: Doctors Second Opinion
  246. 241 TOPIC: Doctors Doctors, Professors, and Mechanics
  247. 242 TOPIC: Doctors Doctors and Shingles
  248. 243 TOPIC: Doctors Standing for the Doctor
  249. 244 TOPIC: Drinking Unrighteous Indignation
  250. 245 TOPIC: Drinking Whiskey and a Snake
  251. 246 TOPIC: Drinking Mommy Hits the Bottle
  252. 247 TOPIC: Drinking Wake-up Call
  253. 248 TOPIC: Drinking Unhealthy Drunk
  254. 249 TOPIC: Drinking Golf and Scotch
  255. 250 TOPIC: Drinking Spiritual Gatherings
  256. 251 TOPIC: Drinking An Inopportune Drink
  257. 252 TOPIC: Driving Peaceful Way to Go
  258. 253 TOPIC: Driving Night Driver
  259. 254 TOPIC: Easter Make Room for the Easter Crowd
  260. 255 TOPIC: Easter Signs of Our Times
  261. 256 TOPIC: Education Education or Experience
  262. 257 TOPIC: Education Education or Ignorance
  263. 258 TOPIC: Education Hitting the Books
  264. 259 TOPIC: Education Ignorance Is Bliss
  265. 260 TOPIC: Education Sweep the Store
  266. 261 TOPIC: Education Halfway Through
  267. 262 TOPIC: Education College Teaches Everyone
  268. 263 TOPIC: Education Self–Taught Teachers
  269. 264 TOPIC: Effectiveness Quite Organized
  270. 265 TOPIC: Embarrassment Revealing Photo
  271. 266 TOPIC: Embarrassment Sock in the Mouth
  272. 267 TOPIC: Encouragement How’s Your Wife?
  273. 268 TOPIC: Enthusiasm Excitement or Resurrection
  274. 269 TOPIC: Evangelism Waiting Too Long
  275. 270 TOPIC: Exaggeration An Oral Exaggeration
  276. 271 TOPIC: Exaggeration A Car like That
  277. 272 TOPIC: Excellence The Way They Used To
  278. 273 TOPIC: Excellence Anything for a Grade
  279. 274 TOPIC: Excuses Dead Excuse
  280. 275 TOPIC: Excuses Previous Giving
  281. 276 TOPIC: Excuses Clever Excuses
  282. 277 TOPIC: Excuses Defensive Speeding
  283. 278 TOPIC: Excuses Can We Deceive God?
  284. 279 TOPIC: Excuse Seeing-Eye Chihuahua
  285. 280 TOPIC: Excuses We All Manufacture
  286. 281 TOPIC: Exercise Tai Chi
  287. 282 TOPIC: Exercise Age-Old Bargain
  288. 283 TOPIC: Exercise Far-Reaching Weight Loss
  289. 284 TOPIC: Exercise Working Out Revenge
  290. 285 TOPIC: Exercise Folly of Fitness
  291. 286 TOPIC: Expectations Not Too Picky
  292. 287 TOPIC: Experts Economic Employment
  293. 288 TOPIC: Experts Bird Expert
  294. 289 TOPIC: Experts Confidence Builder
  295. 290 TOPIC: Experts Weather Logic
  296. 291 TOPIC: Experts Native American Meteorology
  297. 292 TOPIC: Experts Four Engineers and One Broken Car
  298. 293 TOPIC: Experts Definition of an Auditor
  299. 294 TOPIC: Experts Build It or Plan It
  300. 295 TOPIC: Failure Just Missed by Plenty
  301. 296 TOPIC: Failure Equal Opportunity Robbers
  302. 297 TOPIC: Failure Pitcher’s Predicament
  303. 298 TOPIC: Failure Winning Point
  304. 299 TOPIC: Faith Christian Jargon
  305. 300 TOPIC: Faith Get Ready
  306. 301 TOPIC: Faith Loch Ness Monster and God
  307. 302 TOPIC: Faithfulness Found Someone Else
  308. 303 TOPIC: Faithfulness Mommy’s Victory
  309. 304 TOPIC: Family No Single Virtues
  310. 305 TOPIC: Fathers Ideal Father
  311. 306 TOPIC: Fathers Devil Dad
  312. 307 TOPIC: Fathers Picture of a Father
  313. 308 TOPIC: Fathers Dad’s Favorite Gift
  314. 309 TOPIC: Fathers Daddy Got Two Shots
  315. 310 TOPIC: Fathers Dad’s Math
  316. 311 TOPIC: Fear Not Fit to Drink
  317. 312 TOPIC: Fear We Need One Another
  318. 313 TOPIC: Fear Afraid of Only Mom
  319. 314 TOPIC: Finances Budget Ring
  320. 315 TOPIC: Finances Save a Little Money
  321. 316 TOPIC: Finances Simple Rules for Investing
  322. 317 TOPIC: Fishing Shark Fishing
  323. 318 TOPIC: Fishing Pews Harder Than Rocks?
  324. 319 TOPIC: Fishing He’s Got a License to Run
  325. 320 TOPIC: Fishing Teaching Worms to Swim
  326. 321 TOPIC: Fishing Special Scales for Fisherman
  327. 322 TOPIC: Fishing Slow Boat to Ice Fishing
  328. 323 TOPIC: Fishing Not Going Fishing
  329. 324 TOPIC: Fishing Magnetic Fishing
  330. 325 TOPIC: Flexibility Business Is Business
  331. 326 TOPIC: Focus Fanatic Focus
  332. 327 TOPIC: Focus Am I Driving?
  333. 328 TOPIC: Food Miss Piggy on Eating
  334. 329 TOPIC: Food Source of Stress
  335. 330 TOPIC: Food Baskin’ Robins
  336. 331 TOPIC: Food Both Pieces of Pie
  337. 332 TOPIC: Food Hear the Onion Rings
  338. 333 TOPIC: Food A Fly a Day
  339. 334 TOPIC: Food Daddy’s Decimal Points
  340. 335 TOPIC: Food Cajun Zoos
  341. 336 TOPIC: Food Peanuts without Chocolate
  342. 337 TOPIC: Food Blinding Sweets
  343. 338 TOPIC: Foolishness Fool’s Money
  344. 339 TOPIC: Foolishness Specialty Nails
  345. 340 TOPIC: Foolishness Double or Nothing
  346. 341 TOPIC: Foolishness Naive Water
  347. 342 TOPIC: Forgiveness Even Better Than Mother
  348. 343 TOPIC: Forgiveness Complete Forgiveness
  349. 344 TOPIC: Friends Good Sam Strategy
  350. 345 TOPIC: Friends Affair with Toupee
  351. 346 TOPIC: Friends Gum Sisters
  352. 347 TOPIC: Frugality Air Glutton
  353. 348 TOPIC: Frugality Choose Your Friends Very Carefully
  354. 349 TOPIC: Frugality Let’s Talk Aggravation
  355. 350 TOPIC: Frugality Why Jesus Walked on Water
  356. 351 TOPIC: Future Psychic Frog Line
  357. 352 TOPIC: Gambling Math Tax
  358. 353 TOPIC: Gambling The Loser Is Five Bucks Richer
  359. 354 TOPIC: Gambling Psychic Limitations
  360. 355 TOPIC: Gambling Were You Gambling?
  361. 356 TOPIC: Gambling ATM Winnings
  362. 357 TOPIC: Gender Heart of a True Father
  363. 358 TOPIC: Gender Men and Computers
  364. 359 TOPIC: Gender Simply Irresistible
  365. 360 TOPIC: Gender Of Cats and Men
  366. 361 TOPIC: Gender Better Verbal Skills
  367. 362 TOPIC: Gender Quick Wit
  368. 363 TOPIC: Gifts Gift Wrap It?
  369. 364 TOPIC: Gifts Looking for a Gun
  370. 365 TOPIC: Giving Give Them Our Aunt
  371. 366 TOPIC: Giving Tied Up in Five Brooms
  372. 367 TOPIC: Giving Story behind the Gift
  373. 368 TOPIC: Goals Chasing Two Hares
  374. 369 TOPIC: Goals Lost Faster
  375. 370 TOPIC: Goals Realistic Goals
  376. 371 TOPIC: God God’s Picture
  377. 372 TOPIC: God On Hold with God
  378. 373 TOPIC: God What God Can Do
  379. 374 TOPIC: Golf Secret of Good Golf
  380. 375 TOPIC: Golf Good Golf Day
  381. 376 TOPIC: Golf Taking a Second Shot
  382. 377 TOPIC: Golf Hitting Fewer Spectators
  383. 378 TOPIC: Golf No Game like Golf
  384. 379 TOPIC: Golf Extra Golf Pants
  385. 380 TOPIC: Golf Doctor’s Privilege
  386. 381 TOPIC: Golf Golf Speed
  387. 382 TOPIC: Golf Patience in Golfing
  388. 383 TOPIC: Golf Too Many Golf Strokes
  389. 384 TOPIC: Golf Golf Sermons
  390. 385 TOPIC: Golf Tossing for Tee Time
  391. 386 TOPIC: Golf Put or Putt
  392. 387 TOPIC: Golf Perfect Shot Too Short
  393. 388 TOPIC: Gossip Gossip Confusion
  394. 389 TOPIC: Gossip As a Matter of Fact
  395. 390 TOPIC: Gossip Squashing Rumors
  396. 391 TOPIC: Gossip Interesting Gossip
  397. 392 TOPIC: Gossip Shorter Story
  398. 393 TOPIC: Government Bureaucratic Accomplishments
  399. 394 TOPIC: Government On the Committee
  400. 395 TOPIC: Government Political Economy
  401. 396 TOPIC: Grace Getting What She Deserves
  402. 397 TOPIC: Grace God Is Watching the Apples
  403. 398 TOPIC: Greed If You Think about It, Things Are Tough
  404. 399 TOPIC: Greed We’re in the Money
  405. 400 TOPIC: Greed Owning a Man’s Company
  406. 401 TOPIC: Greed Source Not Important
  407. 402 TOPIC: Guidance Not Dead Yet
  408. 403 TOPIC: Guidance Golfing Tips
  409. 404 TOPIC: Guidance The Voice from Above
  410. 405 TOPIC: Guilt Principal’s Daughter
  411. 406 TOPIC: Guilt Maternal Guilt
  412. 407 TOPIC: Guilt Due Process
  413. 408 TOPIC: Habits Getting Off the Tiger
  414. 409 TOPIC: Habits Overactive Fork
  415. 410 TOPIC: Habits Just One Drink
  416. 411 TOPIC: Habits Addictions and Stopping Them
  417. 412 TOPIC: Happiness Man without Mirth
  418. 413 TOPIC: Happiness Make Someone Happy
  419. 414 TOPIC: Happiness Happiness and Marriage
  420. 415 TOPIC: Happiness Too Much Good
  421. 416 TOPIC: Happiness Delighted Lightning Bug
  422. 417 TOPIC: Hatred Disliked Dictator
  423. 418 TOPIC: Healing Acupuncture and Porcupines
  424. 419 TOPIC: Healing Destructive Healing
  425. 420 TOPIC: Healing Pray Informed Prayers
  426. 421 TOPIC: Healing Something for the Cough
  427. 422 TOPIC: Health Diet to Die For
  428. 423 TOPIC: Health Realistic Dental Care
  429. 424 TOPIC: Health 424 Tooth Fairy Nightmare
  430. 425 TOPIC: Health Finely Tuned Body
  431. 426 TOPIC: Health Smooth Cupcakes
  432. 427 TOPIC: Health Toothbrush Hygiene
  433. 428 TOPIC: Health Killer in the Cure
  434. 429 TOPIC: Health Human Self-Sufficiency
  435. 430 TOPIC: Health Wealth or Health
  436. 431 TOPIC: Heaven The Sure Sign
  437. 432 TOPIC: Hell Enough, Already
  438. 433 TOPIC: Hell Anything Is Better
  439. 434 TOPIC: Hell Wrong Bus
  440. 435 TOPIC: Honesty When a Man Keeps His Word
  441. 436 TOPIC: Honesty Candor by the Dentist
  442. 437 TOPIC: Honesty Ethics Test
  443. 438 TOPIC: Honesty Relative Honesty
  444. 439 TOPIC: Honesty Hard Dress to Iron
  445. 440 TOPIC: Hope False Hope
  446. 441 TOPIC: Hope Shoveling for a Horse
  447. 442 TOPIC: Hope Veal Cutlets and Pancakes
  448. 443 TOPIC: Humility Who Goes First?
  449. 444 TOPIC: Humility World Was Here First
  450. 445 TOPIC: Humility Can You Top This?
  451. 446 TOPIC: Humility Too Clean or Not Too Clean
  452. 447 TOPIC: Humility Wiser Today
  453. 448 TOPIC: Humility Standing Room Only
  454. 449 TOPIC: Humor So Easily Provoked
  455. 450 TOPIC: Humor Ha, Ha, Ha, Plop
  456. 451 TOPIC: Hunting Follow the Tracks
  457. 452 TOPIC: Hunting Meatless Definition
  458. 453 TOPIC: Hunting Bird Calls Attract Cats
  459. 454 TOPIC: Hunting Dynamic Retriever
  460. 455 TOPIC: Hunting Bearly Hunting
  461. 456 TOPIC: Husbands First Baby or Husband
  462. 457 TOPIC: Husbands Husband Role
  463. 458 TOPIC: Hypocrisy Acting like Orphans
  464. 459 TOPIC: Hypocrisy Hypocrisy Defined
  465. 460 TOPIC: Hypocrisy Hypocrite
  466. 461 TOPIC: Identity Old Sherman
  467. 462 TOPIC: Identity Obvious Clues
  468. 463 TOPIC: Identity Old Enough but Not Smart Enough
  469. 464 TOPIC: Identity Parrot and the Plumber
  470. 465 TOPIC: Identity False Impressions
  471. 466 TOPIC: Identity Early Identity
  472. 467 TOPIC: Identity Small Phone Holes
  473. 468 TOPIC: Impact/Influence Self-Made the Easy Way
  474. 469 TOPIC: Impact/Influence Not a Bit of Influence
  475. 470 TOPIC: Impact/Influence Evaluating Your Efforts
  476. 471 TOPIC: Impact/Influence Pig in the Parlor
  477. 472 TOPIC: In-laws Pigs in the Family
  478. 473 TOPIC: In-laws Outlaws Don’t Promise
  479. 474 TOPIC: In-laws Convincing Proof of Hell
  480. 475 TOPIC: Insults Fine Line Called the Rio Grande
  481. 476 TOPIC: Insults Comparative Thankfulness
  482. 477 TOPIC: Insults Wrong Man–Wrong Finger
  483. 478 TOPIC: Insults Insulting Alligators
  484. 479 TOPIC: Insults Apology Included
  485. 480 TOPIC: Insurance Replacement Insurance
  486. 481 TOPIC: Insurance How Do You Start a Flood?
  487. 482 TOPIC: Insurance Blessed Insurance
  488. 483 TOPIC: Insurance Preexisting Idiot
  489. 484 TOPIC: Intelligence Slow Laugh
  490. 485 TOPIC: Intelligence Losing His Load
  491. 486 TOPIC: Intelligence Primate Intelligence
  492. 487 TOPIC: Intelligence Length of Life
  493. 488 TOPIC: Intelligence Really a Blonde
  494. 489 TOPIC: Intelligence Anatomical Vowels
  495. 490 TOPIC: Interpretation Wine versus Grape Juice
  496. 491 TOPIC: Interpretation Out of the Mouths of Babes
  497. 492 TOPIC: Interpretation Lot’s Flea
  498. 493 TOPIC: Interpretation Matzo Braille
  499. 494 TOPIC: Interpretation Wrong First Lady
  500. 495 TOPIC: Interpretation Lopsided Tale of Two Cities
  501. 496 TOPIC: Interpretation Tarzan and the Lion’s Den
  502. 497 TOPIC: Interpretation Flipping the Presidents
  503. 498 TOPIC: Interpretation Whole East Coast
  504. 499 TOPIC: Interpretation Logic Lapses
  505. 500 TOPIC: Interpretation The Bible Says Jump
  506. 501 TOPIC: Interpretation Noah’s Business Venture
  507. 502 TOPIC: Jobs Job Insecurity
  508. 503 TOPIC: Jobs Church Staff Job Descriptions
  509. 504 TOPIC: Jobs Sunday School Hours
  510. 505 TOPIC: Jobs Be Sure Your Sins Will Boomerang
  511. 506 TOPIC: Jobs What New Job Lingo Really Means
  512. 507 TOPIC: Jobs Pilots and Chopits
  513. 508 TOPIC: Jobs Vice President of Peas
  514. 509 TOPIC: Joy A Joyful Old Heart
  515. 510 TOPIC: Joy Promise to Smile
  516. 511 TOPIC: Justice Riding Alone
  517. 512 TOPIC: Justice All Cut the Same Size
  518. 513 TOPIC: Justice Disarming Defense
  519. 514 TOPIC: Justice Generous Big-City Lawyer
  520. 515 TOPIC: Kindness Oil of Kindness
  521. 516 TOPIC: Knowledge Reading Is Not Enough
  522. 517 TOPIC: Knowledge Facts Are Misleading
  523. 518 TOPIC: Knowledge Count on Math
  524. 519 TOPIC: Knowledge Reading Lion
  525. 520 TOPIC: Language Say Something in French
  526. 521 TOPIC: Language In an Emergency
  527. 522 TOPIC: Laws Lawyer Laws
  528. 523 TOPIC: Laws Decalogue-Bargaining
  529. 524 TOPIC: Laws Theater Etiquette
  530. 525 TOPIC: Laws My Bible Doesn’t Say That!
  531. 526 TOPIC: Laws Average Fugitive
  532. 527 TOPIC: Laws No Voodoo Curse
  533. 528 TOPIC: Laws Some Rules Are Tougher Than Others
  534. 529 TOPIC: Lawyers Take Your Pick
  535. 530 TOPIC: Lawyers Jury of Lawyers
  536. 531 TOPIC: Lawyers Research Lawyers
  537. 532 TOPIC: Lawyers Lawyer and a Thief
  538. 533 TOPIC: Lawyers Father of Lawyers
  539. 534 TOPIC: Lawyers In the Hands of a Lawyer
  540. 535 TOPIC: Lawyers The Unused Heart
  541. 536 TOPIC: Lawyers Marvelous Discovery
  542. 537 TOPIC: Lawyers Truth and Compliments
  543. 538 TOPIC: Leadership Baseball Managers
  544. 539 TOPIC: Leadership Anatomy of a Committee
  545. 540 TOPIC: Leadership Leaders and Followers
  546. 541 TOPIC: Leadership To Feed a Dog
  547. 542 TOPIC: Leadership Jack Benny on Scouting
  548. 543 TOPIC: Lies Mark 17
  549. 544 TOPIC: Lies Not Drunk
  550. 545 TOPIC: Lies So Lost
  551. 546 TOPIC: Lightbulb Jokes Lightbulb Jokes Keep Changing
  552. 547 TOPIC: Lightbulb Jokes Lightbulb Changers–A Collection
  553. 548 TOPIC: Lightbulb Jokes Marxist Lightbulbs
  554. 549 TOPIC: Lightbulb Jokes Lawyer Lightbulbs
  555. 550 TOPIC: Lightbulb Jokes Surreal Changes
  556. 551 TOPIC: Lightbulb Jokes Law Professors and Lightbulbs
  557. 552 TOPIC: Listening Listen and Flatter
  558. 553 TOPIC: Listening Good Listeners
  559. 554 TOPIC: Listening Jumping the Gun
  560. 555 TOPIC: Logic Let’s Be Reasonable
  561. 556 TOPIC: Logic Unending Logic
  562. 557 TOPIC: Logic Edison’s Persistence
  563. 558 TOPIC: Logic Economic Contradictions
  564. 559 TOPIC: Logic Double-Duty Thermos
  565. 560 TOPIC: Logic A Ticket to Ride
  566. 561 TOPIC: Loss Spilled Milk Response
  567. 562 TOPIC: Loss Real Losses
  568. 563 TOPIC: Loss Did God Lose Someone?
  569. 564 TOPIC: Loss Trail Lost
  570. 565 TOPIC: Loss Unbreakable Toys
  571. 566 TOPIC: Love Child’s View of Love
  572. 567 TOPIC: Love Ocean of Emotion
  573. 568 TOPIC: Loyalty Loyalty to the End
  574. 569 TOPIC: Loyalty A Loyal Custodian
  575. 570 TOPIC: Marriage Preferred Spouse
  576. 571 TOPIC: Marriage Wedding Ring Changes
  577. 572 TOPIC: Marriage Heavy Metal Rings
  578. 573 TOPIC: Marriage Happy Married Couple
  579. 574 TOPIC: Marriage A Charming Wife
  580. 575 TOPIC: Marriage Mysterious Marriage Decision
  581. 576 TOPIC: Marriage Complete or Finished?
  582. 577 TOPIC: Maturity Repetitive History
  583. 578 TOPIC: Maturity Fanatic Balance
  584. 579 TOPIC: Maturity Admitting and Acting
  585. 580 TOPIC: Memory Focused Direction
  586. 581 TOPIC: Memory Always Read Instructions
  587. 582 TOPIC: Memory Signs of Bad Memory
  588. 583 TOPIC: Memory Forgetful Conscience
  589. 584 TOPIC: Memory Film for the Memory
  590. 585 TOPIC: Messages Extra Arf
  591. 586 TOPIC: Messages Clear the Ear
  592. 587 TOPIC: Messages Untimely Disaster
  593. 588 TOPIC: Messages Reason for Voice Mail
  594. 589 TOPIC: Miracles Some Trick
  595. 590 TOPIC: Miracles Candid Prayer
  596. 591 TOPIC: Miracles Martini Miracle
  597. 592 TOPIC: Miracles Special Walking Water
  598. 593 TOPIC: Mistakes Tough Initiation
  599. 594 TOPIC: Mistakes Great Vision
  600. 595 TOPIC: Mistakes Misplaced Space
  601. 596 TOPIC: Mistakes Quick Stop at Victoria Station
  602. 597 TOPIC: Mistakes The Right Verdict
  603. 598 TOPIC: Mistakes Mistakes and Laughs
  604. 599 TOPIC: Mistakes What a Hot Dog!
  605. 600 TOPIC: Mistakes Fresh Evasion
  606. 601 TOPIC: Mistakes Grab a Skunk and Run
  607. 602 TOPIC: Money Too Much Thrift
  608. 603 TOPIC: Mothers Mom Too Helpful
  609. 604 TOPIC: Mothers Aspirin Instructions
  610. 605 TOPIC: Mothers The Strategic Role of the Successful Mother
  611. 606 TOPIC: Mothers Tell Me about Your Mother
  612. 607 TOPIC: Mothers Mothers and Evolution
  613. 608 TOPIC: Mothers Chance to Rest
  614. 609 TOPIC: Motivation Employment Incentive
  615. 610 TOPIC: Motivation Misplaced Motivation
  616. 611 TOPIC: Motivation The Gift of Motivation
  617. 612 TOPIC: Motivation Untimely Announcement
  618. 613 TOPIC: Motivation Excellent Explanation
  619. 614 TOPIC: Music Gifts—Assessing the Blame
  620. 615 TOPIC: Music Music and Spinach
  621. 616 TOPIC: Music Vocational Hymns
  622. 617 TOPIC: Music Voicing Perspectives
  623. 618 TOPIC: Names The Cob in the Cobweb
  624. 619 TOPIC: Names German Walter
  625. 620 TOPIC: Names Riding on Sunday
  626. 621 TOPIC: Names Burger King Pronounced
  627. 622 TOPIC: Names Chews a Name
  628. 623 TOPIC: Names Unliked Short Cummings
  629. 624 TOPIC: Needs Bring Home the Bacon
  630. 625 TOPIC: Needs When Junk Is Needed
  631. 626 TOPIC: Nuisances Things That Last
  632. 627 TOPIC: Nuisances Alarming Clock
  633. 628 TOPIC: Nuisances A Questionable Muscular Solution
  634. 629 TOPIC: Obedience Time to Go Home
  635. 630 TOPIC: Obedience Not Oprah Winfrey
  636. 631 TOPIC: Obedience Don’t Forget the Water
  637. 632 TOPIC: Obedience Don’t Mention It
  638. 633 TOPIC: Obedience Stop First
  639. 634 TOPIC: Offerings Meditate on Heat
  640. 635 TOPIC: Offerings Offering Announcements
  641. 636 TOPIC: Offerings Offerings Disperse Crowds
  642. 637 TOPIC: Offerings Offering for the Heathen
  643. 638 TOPIC: Offerings Ties and Offerings
  644. 639 TOPIC: Opinions Marriage—How to Get Along
  645. 640 TOPIC: Opinions Middle-Aged Changes
  646. 641 TOPIC: Opportunity Put Your Body Where Your Mouth Is
  647. 642 TOPIC: Opportunity Open and Ready to Learn
  648. 643 TOPIC: Opportunity Assertive Fund Raising
  649. 644 TOPIC: Opportunity Sin of Wrong Perspective
  650. 645 TOPIC: Opportunity Get Rich Quick
  651. 646 TOPIC: Opportunity No Better Time
  652. 647 TOPIC: Optimism An Optimistic Harvest
  653. 648 TOPIC: Optimism Locking Gas Cap
  654. 649 TOPIC: Pain Hurt All Over
  655. 650 TOPIC: Pain Severe Surgery
  656. 651 TOPIC: Pain Dental Diet
  657. 652 TOPIC: Parents Hereditary Parenting
  658. 653 TOPIC: Parents Child Statistics
  659. 654 TOPIC: Parents Grandparent’s Reward
  660. 655 TOPIC: Parents Bowling Children
  661. 656 TOPIC: Parents Testing—One, Two, Three
  662. 657 TOPIC: Participation Church and Poker
  663. 658 TOPIC: Participation Absent Creed
  664. 659 TOPIC: Patience Backseat Scenery
  665. 660 TOPIC: Patience Reading Even the Begats
  666. 661 TOPIC: Perception Annals of Sheep
  667. 662 TOPIC: Perception One-Seater Bathroom
  668. 663 TOPIC: Perception Loud New Rattle
  669. 664 TOPIC: Perception Twelve Thoughts on Accomplishment
  670. 665 TOPIC: Perception Sound in a Vacuum
  671. 666 TOPIC: Persistence The Snail Made It
  672. 667 TOPIC: Persistence Other Bright Lights and Dim Bulbs
  673. 668 TOPIC: Perspective Loyal Opposition
  674. 669 TOPIC: Perspective All in Your Point of View
  675. 670 TOPIC: Perspective Don’t Forget the Coffee
  676. 671 TOPIC: Perspective Submarine Tour
  677. 672 TOPIC: Persuasion Political Alternatives
  678. 673 TOPIC: Persuasion Inside or Out
  679. 674 TOPIC: Pessimism Almost Worldwide Flood
  680. 675 TOPIC: Pessimism Getting It Done
  681. 676 TOPIC: Pessimism Funeral Flowers
  682. 677 TOPIC: Pets Parachuting Blind
  683. 678 TOPIC: Pets Parakeet Pad
  684. 679 TOPIC: Pets Snake Tail
  685. 680 TOPIC: Pets The Cat That Boiled
  686. 681 TOPIC: Pets Burial for Two
  687. 682 TOPIC: Pets Meals on Wheels
  688. 683 TOPIC: Pets Wag a Dog’s Tail
  689. 684 TOPIC: Pets Too Dark to Read
  690. 685 TOPIC: Pets Cat Experiences
  691. 686 TOPIC: Pets Valued Pet
  692. 687 TOPIC: Politics Both Parties Are Worse
  693. 688 TOPIC: Politics Politics Minus Politics
  694. 689 TOPIC: Politics Art of Politics
  695. 690 TOPIC: Politics The Money, Bible, or Whiskey?
  696. 691 TOPIC: Politics Stakes Are So Small
  697. 692 TOPIC: Politics Quick Response
  698. 693 TOPIC: Potential Impossible Caution
  699. 694 TOPIC: Poverty Protected by Poverty
  700. 695 TOPIC: Power Hawk, Lion, and Stinker
  701. 696 TOPIC: Power Powerless Cape
  702. 697 TOPIC: Power Strength in Wisdom
  703. 698 TOPIC: Power Name That Weapon
  704. 699 TOPIC: Power Get Your Own Dirt
  705. 700 TOPIC: Power When Nobody but the Lord Will Do
  706. 701 TOPIC: Pragmatism Live Dragons
  707. 702 TOPIC: Pragmatism Job Sense
  708. 703 TOPIC: Praise Praise Overcomes Fear
  709. 704 TOPIC: Prayer Prayer’s Focus
  710. 705 TOPIC: Prayer Old-Fashioned Prayer
  711. 706 TOPIC: Prayer Instant Answers
  712. 707 TOPIC: Prayer No Time to Pray
  713. 708 TOPIC: Prayer Deli Bread: Lord’s Prayer Mutilated
  714. 709 TOPIC: Prayer Powerful Prayer
  715. 710 TOPIC: Preferences Moving the Farm South
  716. 711 TOPIC: Preferences Bad Barney Movie
  717. 712 TOPIC: Preferences Daddy Has Standards
  718. 713 TOPIC: Prejudice Local Perspectives
  719. 714 TOPIC: Preparation To Kill a Snake
  720. 715 TOPIC: Preparation Politics and Thought
  721. 716 TOPIC: Preparation Carry the Car Door
  722. 717 TOPIC: Prices Small Wonder
  723. 718 TOPIC: Prices Just Ribbing!
  724. 719 TOPIC: Prices Home Improvement Strategy
  725. 720 TOPIC: Prices Pay through the Nose
  726. 721 TOPIC: Prices Diamond Cut
  727. 722 TOPIC: Prices Tiny Turtle Ears
  728. 723 TOPIC: Prices Wet Plate Special
  729. 724 TOPIC: Prices Nothing Left Over
  730. 725 TOPIC: Pride Too Much Improvement
  731. 726 TOPIC: Pride Related to King Kong
  732. 727 TOPIC: Pride Irreplaceable You
  733. 728 TOPIC: Priorities Money or Your Life
  734. 729 TOPIC: Priorities Wrong God
  735. 730 TOPIC: Priorities Wrong Purse
  736. 731 TOPIC: Problems Bad Time for a Jew
  737. 732 TOPIC: Problems An Early Start
  738. 733 TOPIC: Problems No Refills
  739. 734 TOPIC: Problems Clear Communication
  740. 735 TOPIC: Problems Two Red Ears
  741. 736 TOPIC: Procrastination None of These Days
  742. 737 TOPIC: Procrastination Securely Behind
  743. 738 TOPIC: Providence Keep Praying
  744. 739 TOPIC: Providence Did God Send the Pastor?
  745. 740 TOPIC: Punishment Prayerful Revenge
  746. 741 TOPIC: Puns Roaming Catholics
  747. 742 TOPIC: Puns Vulture Airlines
  748. 743 TOPIC: Puns Cereal Killer
  749. 744 TOPIC: Puns Uncollared
  750. 745 TOPIC: Puns Noah’s Floodlights
  751. 746 TOPIC: Puns Ears and Udders
  752. 747 TOPIC: Puns Solomon’s Temple
  753. 748 TOPIC: Puns Garbage Dump Guard
  754. 749 TOPIC: Puns Little Rude Riding Hood
  755. 750 TOPIC: Puns A Prophecy
  756. 751 TOPIC: Puns Heat Your Kayak Too
  757. 752 TOPIC: Puns Bacon Tree or Ham Bush?
  758. 753 TOPIC: Puns Funny Tasting
  759. 754 TOPIC: Purpose Knowing Your Limits
  760. 755 TOPIC: Purpose Contagious Joy
  761. 756 TOPIC: Purpose How to Win a Race
  762. 757 TOPIC: Questions Practical Philosophy
  763. 758 TOPIC: Questions Dumb Questions
  764. 759 TOPIC: Questions Laughing Cows
  765. 760 TOPIC: Questions Permanent Pressed Irons
  766. 761 TOPIC: Questions Drive-Up Question
  767. 762 TOPIC: Questions That One Museum
  768. 763 TOPIC: Reasons Why Poison Ivy?
  769. 764 TOPIC: Reasons Cause of Baldness
  770. 765 TOPIC: Reasons Friend for Sale
  771. 766 TOPIC: Rebellion Season Pass to Dorms
  772. 767 TOPIC: Rebellion Surefire Obedience
  773. 768 TOPIC: Rebellion Grow Up to Be God
  774. 769 TOPIC: Rebellion Quick Interest
  775. 770 TOPIC: Rebellion Fickle Authorities
  776. 771 TOPIC: Regret Prior Proposals
  777. 772 TOPIC: Relevance Making It Personal
  778. 773 TOPIC: Relevance Express Pulpits
  779. 774 TOPIC: Relevance Obvious Ads
  780. 775 TOPIC: Relevance Application Is Almost Everything
  781. 776 TOPIC: Religion Communicating Truth through the Family Tree
  782. 777 TOPIC: Religion Joy in Religion
  783. 778 TOPIC: Religions Cross-Bred Atheist
  784. 779 TOPIC: Religions Assembling Jehovah’s Witnesses
  785. 780 TOPIC: Repentance Acquitted But…
  786. 781 TOPIC: Repentance Partly Sorry for Sins
  787. 782 TOPIC: Repentance Hearing Confessions
  788. 783 TOPIC: Respect Only to Old Ones
  789. 784 TOPIC: Respect Blind (but Cordial) Zeal
  790. 785 TOPIC: Respect Presidents Are Winners
  791. 786 TOPIC: Responses Clarifying the Message
  792. 787 TOPIC: Responses Facing the Electric Chair
  793. 788 TOPIC: Responses Improving Response Time
  794. 789 TOPIC: Responsibility Middle Age
  795. 790 TOPIC: Responsibility Who’s in Charge?
  796. 791 TOPIC: Results Blind Hog Results
  797. 792 TOPIC: Results One Love Letter a Day
  798. 793 TOPIC: Results Two Tied Losers
  799. 794 TOPIC: Results Fighting Fire with Fire
  800. 795 TOPIC: Results Plant the Potatoes
  801. 796 TOPIC: Results Percentage Prayers
  802. 797 TOPIC: Revenge Active Prayer Life
  803. 798 TOPIC: Revenge Living Revenge
  804. 799 TOPIC: Revenge Hit Him with a Bat
  805. 800 TOPIC: Revenge The Other Person’s Candle
  806. 801 TOPIC: Risk Remember the Averages
  807. 802 TOPIC: Risk Safe Fall
  808. 803 TOPIC: Risk Sistine Risk
  809. 804 TOPIC: Romance When Love Is Gone
  810. 805 TOPIC: Sacrifice You Be Jesus
  811. 806 TOPIC: Sales Just Start Selling
  812. 807 TOPIC: Sales Bad Advertising
  813. 808 TOPIC: Sales Dual Purpose Obituary
  814. 809 TOPIC: Sales The Math That Counts
  815. 810 TOPIC: Salvation Teamwork with God
  816. 811 TOPIC: School Count the Cost of Higher Education
  817. 812 TOPIC: School Both Sides of the Slides
  818. 813 TOPIC: School Teacher and Parent Pact
  819. 814 TOPIC: School Geography or Spelling
  820. 815 TOPIC: School Soliloquy to Finals
  821. 816 TOPIC: Secrets Feeling Important
  822. 817 TOPIC: Self Quoting Self
  823. 818 TOPIC: Self Ego Focus
  824. 819 TOPIC: Self Wrong Hero
  825. 820 TOPIC: Self Child-O-Centric Music
  826. 821 TOPIC: Self-Control Cuss Words Come Back
  827. 822 TOPIC: Self-Control Self-Controlled Beggar
  828. 823 TOPIC: Self-Control Prayer or Swear
  829. 824 TOPIC: Self-Image Look at Something Bigger
  830. 825 TOPIC: Self-Image Importance Is Relative
  831. 826 TOPIC: Sermons Sermonic Threat
  832. 827 TOPIC: Sermons On Sermonizing
  833. 828 TOPIC: Sermons Preaching Just Seems Long
  834. 829 TOPIC: Sermons Church of Ostriches
  835. 830 TOPIC: Sermons Just a Poor Preacher
  836. 831 TOPIC: Sermons Real Fire and Brimstone
  837. 832 TOPIC: Service Back in Ten
  838. 833 TOPIC: Sexuality Babies and Turning
  839. 834 TOPIC: Sexuality Thumb Sucking and Pregnancy
  840. 835 TOPIC: Sharing Everything Is Fifty-Fifty
  841. 836 TOPIC: Signs For the Sick
  842. 837 TOPIC: Signs Amish Carriage
  843. 838 TOPIC: Signs Preacher Parking Only
  844. 839 TOPIC: Signs Roadkill Possum
  845. 840 TOPIC: Silence More Power for Light
  846. 841 TOPIC: Silence Keep Your Mouth Shut
  847. 842 TOPIC: Silence In Too Deep
  848. 843 TOPIC: Sin Preaching against Sin
  849. 844 TOPIC: Sin Raw Deal for the Devil
  850. 845 TOPIC: Sin Prodigal Son in the Key of F
  851. 846 TOPIC: Sin Betrayed by the Light
  852. 847 TOPIC: Sin You Can’t Hide the Evidence
  853. 848 TOPIC: Size A Fitting Fish
  854. 849 TOPIC: Size Fat Goalies
  855. 850 TOPIC: Size Short Bible Men
  856. 851 TOPIC: Size Conquering Spirit
  857. 852 TOPIC: Sleep Bean Counter Tries Counting Sheep
  858. 853 TOPIC: Sleep Sleeping like Babies
  859. 854 TOPIC: Sleep Stop the Snoring like Spiders
  860. 855 TOPIC: Sleep Comforting Sermons
  861. 856 TOPIC: Sleep Concerted Alarm
  862. 857 TOPIC: Sleep How It All Began
  863. 858 TOPIC: Sleep Sleep Talk
  864. 859 TOPIC: Society Progress?
  865. 860 TOPIC: Solutions Deflating Solution
  866. 861 TOPIC: Solutions Love Your Neighbor
  867. 862 TOPIC: Solutions Creative Solution
  868. 863 TOPIC: Speech Having and Speaking Less
  869. 864 TOPIC: Speech Try It on Her Mother
  870. 865 TOPIC: Speeches Nothing like a Good Rain
  871. 866 TOPIC: Speeches One Faithful Listener
  872. 867 TOPIC: Speeches Dangerous Tricks
  873. 868 TOPIC: Speeches If the Shoe Fits
  874. 869 TOPIC: Speeches Nice Guys Finish Fast
  875. 870 TOPIC: Speeches Speeches Are like Babies
  876. 871 TOPIC: Sports Competitive to the End
  877. 872 TOPIC: Sports Skiing Downhill
  878. 873 TOPIC: Sports Psycho-Coach
  879. 874 TOPIC: Sports Self-Disciplined Sports Fans
  880. 835 TOPIC: Sports Home of the Cardinals
  881. 876 TOPIC: Sports Dog Football
  882. 877 TOPIC: Sports Faint Saints
  883. 878 TOPIC: Sports Watching for Landry’s Smile
  884. 879 TOPIC: Sports World Series
  885. 880 TOPIC: Statistics Meaningless Statistics
  886. 881 TOPIC: Stewardship Let the Church Walk, Pastor, Let Her Walk!
  887. 882 TOPIC: Stewardship Safe Investment
  888. 883 TOPIC: Stress Verbal Stress
  889. 884 TOPIC: Stress Sleeping like a Baby
  890. 885 TOPIC: Success Mark of Real Success
  891. 886 TOPIC: Success Serious Subjects
  892. 887 TOPIC: Success Reason for Success
  893. 888 TOPIC: Success Success Hangs On
  894. 889 TOPIC: Success Secret of Success
  895. 835 TOPIC: Success Still a Winner
  896. 891 TOPIC: Tax Depreciating Wife
  897. 892 TOPIC: Tax Audited by the IRS
  898. 893 TOPIC: Tax Taxation Power
  899. 894 TOPIC: Tax Taxing the Whole World
  900. 895 TOPIC: Technology Computer Crashes and Car Crashes
  901. 896 TOPIC: Technology Before Remotes
  902. 897 TOPIC: Technology Capital Idea
  903. 898 TOPIC: Technology Abort, Retry, Ignore?
  904. 899 TOPIC: Technology Technology Not So New
  905. 900 TOPIC: Technology Light Speed Travel Troubles
  906. 901 TOPIC: Technology God Supplies the RAM
  907. 902 TOPIC: Teens Teen Wisdom
  908. 903 TOPIC: Teens Teen Tele-Monopoly
  909. 904 TOPIC: Teens Motivating Teenagers
  910. 905 TOPIC: Teens Chickens or Owls
  911. 906 TOPIC: Teens Teen Sacrifice
  912. 907 TOPIC: Teens Free Radio
  913. 908 TOPIC: Teens Sound Advice
  914. 909 TOPIC: Teens Short Bulletin
  915. 910 TOPIC: Temptation An Open Reason
  916. 911 TOPIC: Temptation Wine, Women, and Song
  917. 912 TOPIC: Temptation Untried Evil
  918. 913 TOPIC: Temptation Dealing with Temptation
  919. 914 TOPIC: Temptation In Two Places
  920. 915 TOPIC: Tests Contingent Answer
  921. 916 TOPIC: Tests Grandma’s Colors
  922. 917 TOPIC: Tests Same Questions, Different Answers
  923. 918 TOPIC: Tests Three Times Three
  924. 919 TOPIC: Tests Animal Tests
  925. 920 TOPIC: Thanksgiving Gobble Prophecy
  926. 921 TOPIC: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving as a Family
  927. 922 TOPIC: Thanksgiving Mom Knows
  928. 923 TOPIC: Thanksgiving What’s for Lunch?
  929. 924 TOPIC: Thanksgiving Be Thankful
  930. 925 TOPIC: Thanksgiving In the Eye of the Beholder
  931. 926 TOPIC: Thanksgiving Sleep Counts
  932. 927 TOPIC: Thanksgiving Most Valuable Word Is Thanks
  933. 928 TOPIC: Time Living Longer Lives
  934. 929 TOPIC: Time Time’s Timing
  935. 918 TOPIC: Time Value of Tomorrow
  936. 931 TOPIC: Time 24-Hour Banks
  937. 932 TOPIC: Time Time in Life
  938. 933 TOPIC: Time Truth: The Irreducible Minimum
  939. 934 TOPIC: Time Do-It-Over Time
  940. 935 TOPIC: Time An A.M. Radio
  941. 936 TOPIC: Time Trouble with the Future
  942. 937 TOPIC: Travel Airport Locations
  943. 938 TOPIC: Travel The Only Planet Visited
  944. 939 TOPIC: Travel Wish You Were Here
  945. 940 TOPIC: Travel Rough Landing
  946. 941 TOPIC: Travel Stop Buying Hotels
  947. 942 TOPIC: Trials Things Can Get Worse
  948. 943 TOPIC: Trials Impossible Challenge
  949. 944 TOPIC: Trials Talking Back to God
  950. 918 TOPIC: Trouble Things Are Going Wrong When…
  951. 946 TOPIC: Trouble A Worst-Case Scenario
  952. 947 TOPIC: Trouble Partial Coverage
  953. 948 TOPIC: Trouble Through the Rough Spots
  954. 949 TOPIC: Trust Counting Ribs
  955. 950 TOPIC: Trust Hold the Bigger Hand
  956. 951 TOPIC: Truth Power of the Scales
  957. 952 TOPIC: Truth Truth Will Set You Free
  958. 953 TOPIC: Truth Precious Truth
  959. 954 TOPIC: Understanding Understanding Christianity
  960. 955 TOPIC: Understanding Something to Do with Russia
  961. 956 TOPIC: Understanding Brightening Their Day
  962. 957 TOPIC: Unity Vultures Will Win
  963. 958 TOPIC: Unity If We All Think Alike
  964. 959 TOPIC: Unity Island Churches
  965. 960 TOPIC: Unity One with Everything
  966. 961 TOPIC: Unity Digging the English Channel
  967. 962 TOPIC: Vacation Picture of Happiness
  968. 963 TOPIC: Vacation In Tough Times
  969. 964 TOPIC: Vacation Our Wimp Culture
  970. 965 TOPIC: Values Don’t Forget the Penny
  971. 966 TOPIC: Values Alligators and Oysters
  972. 967 TOPIC: Violence Violent Mood Ring
  973. 968 TOPIC: Violence Works That Follow Faith
  974. 969 TOPIC: Violence Ways to Skin a Cat
  975. 970 TOPIC: Vision Blind Luck
  976. 971 TOPIC: Vision The Eye of Faith
  977. 972 TOPIC: Vision Irish Vision
  978. 973 TOPIC: Wages Oops—Too Late
  979. 974 TOPIC: Wages Inspired to Pay
  980. 975 TOPIC: War Nuclear War Sameness
  981. 976 TOPIC: War Pick Your Kind of War
  982. 977 TOPIC: Wealth Everything Has Its Price
  983. 978 TOPIC: Weddings Enough Said
  984. 979 TOPIC: Weddings Not Losing a Daughter
  985. 980 TOPIC: Weddings First and Last Marriage
  986. 981 TOPIC: Wisdom Collected Wisdom
  987. 982 TOPIC: Wives Why One Wife?
  988. 983 TOPIC: Wives Too Willing to Help
  989. 984 TOPIC: Words Baby or Moose?
  990. 985 TOPIC: Words Fewer Words Better
  991. 986 TOPIC: Words Daffynitions
  992. 987 TOPIC: Words Three Wives
  993. 988 TOPIC: Work Ideas and Work
  994. 989 TOPIC: Work Sad Commentary
  995. 990 TOPIC: Work Lucky Boss
  996. 991 TOPIC: Work Disadvantage of Doing Nothing
  997. 992 TOPIC: Work The Long and Winding Work
  998. 993 TOPIC: Work Footprints That Work
  999. 994 TOPIC: Work Working Dog
  1000. 995 TOPIC: Worry Time of Worry
  1001. 996 TOPIC: Worry Swallowed a Horse
  1002. 997 TOPIC: Worry Worry or Work
  1003. 998 TOPIC: Worship Heave Quietly
  1004. 999 TOPIC: Worship Playing with Anticipation
  1005. 1000 TOPIC: Youth Too Old to Know It All
  1006. 1001 TOPIC: Youth Forever Young
  1007. 1002 TOPIC: Zoo Life Why Are We Here?
  1008. List of Sources
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  1010. Other Books by Michael Hodgin
  1011. Copyright
  1012. About the Publisher
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