GIRL WITH LOWER BACK TATTOO EB
eBook - ePub

GIRL WITH LOWER BACK TATTOO EB

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

GIRL WITH LOWER BACK TATTOO EB

About this book

The highly anticipated first book from award-winning comedian, writer, producer and actress, Amy Schumer.

In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy shares stories about her family, her relationships, her career, good – and bad – sex, recounting the experiences that have shaped who she is today: from the riches to rags story of her childhood to her teenage quest for popularity (and boys) to becoming one of the most sought-after comedians on the planet and an outspoken advocate for women's rights.

Whether she's experiencing lust at first sight in the queue at the airport, discovering her boot camp instructor's secret bad habit, or candidly discussing her father's multiple sclerosis, Amy Schumer proves to be a fearless, original, and always entertaining storyteller. Her book will move you, make you laugh, catch you completely off guard, and answer this burning question: is it okay for a 35 year-old woman to still sleep with her childhood teddy bears?

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Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. A Note to My Readers
  6. An Open Letter to My Vagina
  7. My Only One-Night Stand
  8. I Am an Introvert
  9. On Being New Money
  10. An Introduction to My Stuffed Animals
  11. Dad
  12. Excerpt from My Journal in 1994 (Age Thirteen) with Footnotes from 2016
  13. Officially a Woman
  14. Camp Anchor
  15. How I Lost My Virginity
  16. Things You Don’t Know About Me
  17. Can’t Knock the Hustle
  18. Excerpt from My Journal in 1999 (Age Eighteen) with Footnotes from 2016
  19. Faked It ’Til I Maked It
  20. Excerpt from My Journal in 2001 (Age Twenty) with Footnotes from 2016
  21. Beautiful and Strong
  22. Excerpt from My Journal in 2003 (Age Twenty-Two) with Footnotes from 2016
  23. How to Become a Stand-up Comedian
  24. Times It’s Okay for a Man to Not Make a Woman Come During Sex
  25. The Worst Night of My Life
  26. Things That Make Me Insanely Furious
  27. Athletes and Musicians
  28. Letter to the Editor
  29. Secret Bad Habits
  30. Mom
  31. NYC Apartments
  32. Blackouts and Stem Cells
  33. An Exciting Time for Women in Hollywood
  34. Mayci and Jillian
  35. Things That Make Me Happy
  36. The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow
  37. What I Want People to Say at My Funeral
  38. Rider for the Funeral of Amy Schumer
  39. Forgiving My Lower Back Tattoo
  40. Picture Section
  41. Acknowledgments
  42. Ending Gun Violence
  43. About the Publisher