SEXY BEAST EPUB ED EB
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SEXY BEAST EPUB ED EB

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SEXY BEAST EPUB ED EB

About this book

Burdened with a face only a mother could love, Stan Cattermole determined to find a woman. Lugging his man-boobs along for the ride, Stan shows Bridget Jones how it's done in this hilarious, heart-wrenching and often outrageous account of his quest for love.

This is no misery memoir, but a tell-it-like-it-is account of Stan's trials, tribulations and small triumphs, in and out of the bedroom. One part love story, one part family saga, eight parts outrageous, laugh-out-loud tragicomedy – and then, just for luck, another part love story – The Intimate Adventures of an Ugly Man wrenches at the heart strings and the funny bone, and will drag you screaming with laughter through the whole gamut of human emotions.

CHORTLE! as Stan pops his cyber-cherry with the aid of a light sabre, a bowling ball and a large knob of butter.

GASP! as Stan is blindfolded, tied to a bed and abused with an IKEA spatula.

DESPAIR! as the pretty nose of yet another potential love interest wrinkles in utter, utter disgust.

The story of one man overcoming his hurdles and making something wonderful of a miserable life, this ever-hopeful tale will resonate with anyone who's suffered pain and rejection, anyone who's vowed to transform their life and anyone who's ever learned to laugh in the face of adversity.

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Information

Publisher
Collins
Year
2009
eBook ISBN
9780007355372
Topic
Social Sciences
Index
Social Sciences

Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Table of Contents
  6. Introduction
  7. Chapter One Nobody, not Even the Rain
  8. Chapter Two Whiskers of Immorality
  9. Chapter Three Bag of Elbows
  10. Chapter Four Like a Leopard on a Dove
  11. Chapter Five Being is Other People
  12. Chapter Six Picking Up
  13. Chapter Seven Sally Valentine
  14. Chapter Eight Love is Natural and Real
  15. Chapter Nine Sick
  16. Chapter Ten Payback
  17. Chapter Eleven Everybody's Free (to Wear A Paper Bag)
  18. Chapter Twelve Everybody's Blogging Nowadays: no Hard Feelings
  19. Chapter Thirteen Lost Weekend
  20. Chapter Fourteen Life & Death
  21. Chapter Fifteen Love Handles
  22. Chapter Sixteen Bad to the Bone
  23. Chapter Seventeen Brains
  24. Chapter Eighteen Welcome to Peckham
  25. Chapter Nineteen Snapshots
  26. Chapter Twenty Pablo, Pablo, Burning Bright
  27. Chapter Twenty-one a Fresh Start: Audrey Tautou
  28. Chapter Twenty-two Speed Dating: Our Time is Running out
  29. Chapter Twenty-three Bestial Oblivion
  30. Chapter Twenty-four Fuck Buddies
  31. Chapter Twenty-five Act of God
  32. Chapter Twenty-six Box of Frogs
  33. Chapter Twenty-seven Love 2.0
  34. Chapter Twenty-eight London to Brighton
  35. Chapter Twenty-nine all That David Copperfield Kind of Crap
  36. Chapter Thirty Turn and Face the Strange
  37. Chapter Thirty-one My Parents and Other Anomalies
  38. Chapter Thirty-two There is No Sanity Clause
  39. Chapter Thirty-three His Name is Stanley Cattermole
  40. Chapter Thirty-four Glad all Over
  41. Chapter Thirty-five Wee Timorous Beasties
  42. Chapter Thirty-six Positive Mental Attitude
  43. Chapter Thirty-seven Throw Your Arms Around the World
  44. Chapter Thirty-Eight the Scottish Play
  45. Chapter Ninety-Nine Hidden Track: Ps I Lied to You
  46. Acknowledgements
  47. Copyright
  48. About the Publisher