Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2, 548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: āW. C. Fields: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
ā George Burns: " "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." And many more.

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Publisher
TouchstoneeBook ISBN
9780743277556
Year
2004Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- Introduction
- The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Sources, References, and Notes
- Principal Sources of Artwork
- Index of Authors
- Index of Subjects and Key Words