CHAPTER I
Human beings, unlike eggs, are not more digestible when hard-boiled, Vincent often says. But he is old-fashioned, if cynical, and the modern fashion which awards praise and admiration to those who preserve an appearance of calm in the presence of bad morals, bad manners and bad art, does not appeal to him.
People who do not know Mr. Power wonder why Vincent and I admire him. It is easily explained. To continue the egg metaphor, you canāt judge how long one has been on by the look of the shell. We knew that Powerās apparent moral toughness was no more than a hard shell which covered a soft white.
For Power, in spite of his relentlessness as a pursuer of criminals, is a sound man. He is also a lawyer, and if a lawyer has no respect for the law he lives by, it is a sad thing. As a partner in a firm of solicitors, who on occasion deal with criminal cases, he undertakes some work more often dealt with by professional detectives.
He has been extremely successful, I must say, and as a result his firm have been consulted by various people who required defence, or asked to have investigations made to prove their own innocence, or other peopleās guilt.
After his successful investigation into the plague of poison-pen letters at Lush Mellish, he told us he was inundated with clients, but unfortunately, of a type he was not at all anxious to defend.
āI thought you fellows defended anyone,ā Vincent said to him.
Power grinned: āOnly the worthy, my dear man,ā he replied. āYour wife knows me better than that.ā
āI do,ā I said, āI am ashamed of Vincie. His anxiety to be funny is no excuse for slandering members of one of the finest professions in the world.ā
āThere,ā said Power, āthatās a testimonial, Mr. Mercer, which would be perfect, if it wasnāt so dashed sarcastic. Well, all I will say is that I havenāt any sleuthing to do at the moment. When I have, Iāll let you in on the ground floor, and you can put it in one of your books.ā
We saw him often enough during the next few months, but it was June in the following year before he was able to provide me with the promised material for a novel. Vincie wanted to do it, but as he was halfway through what was to prove later his most successful book: Mine Eyes Dazzle, I protested to Power, and edged my husband out.
We were sitting at home one evening, Vincie reading a novel he had to review, and myself darning one of his socks, when Power came in, greeted us cheerfully, and accepted a cigar. They were good cigars, my husband told him, and came from a famous author known as a good judge of everything but his own work. And they were the last he ever sent Vincie. They came to us just before the manās newest novel was published, and it was obvious later that he did not think the labourer had proved worthy of his hire.
āStill enjoying the common law, Power?ā my husband asked him, āI mean to say, no really juicy cases for Penny here?ā
Power grinned at me. He knows that my nickname is āPenny,ā and told Vincie once that it must be because I was wise.
āWell, I have, and I have not,ā he replied. āA suspended inquest is rather like suspended animation; it may end very soon, or come to life with a jump.ā
āAre you on the jury?ā I asked.
āNo. I donāt quite know where I am, but itās not on the jury, Mrs. Mercer. The fact is that we represent the next-of-kin.ā
āBe definite!ā Vincie said. āNext-of-kin to whom?ā
āTo a retired stockbroker, who passed away in his rural residence at Malpertuis (pronounced Malpert), Mercer. He had looked rather dickey for a month, but had not called in a doctor, or complained. Then he suddenly conked out. The local doctor didnāt like the look of him. He hadnāt attended him, you see, and did not feel prepared to sign the death certificate. So there was an inquest.ā
āWhat was his name?ā I asked.
āMontague Morgan, aged sixty-five, suffering from osteo-arthritis in his left knee, which rather immobilised him, if you will allow me to be so military.ā
āDo you die of arthritis?ā Vincie said.
āNo; but sometimes you wish you could,ā said Power. āIt used to be thought a form of rheumatism, but is really due to degenerative processes in the joint. Otherwise the gentlemanās corpus appeared to be fairly sound.ā
Thankfully I finished darning the largest hole in a sock, and put my materials away: āThere seems to be no good reason for killing a stockbroker,ā I murmured, āa financier, a share-pusher, yes; but not a stock-broker.ā
āNot an inside-broker, you mean,ā said Vincie. āAn outside broker, or a bucket-shop proprietor, comes up high in the list of those-who-ought-to-be-killed.ā
āBut why killed?ā Power asked, with his head on one side.
āDo they suspect suicide, on account of the chronic disease he suffered from?ā I asked.
āIt has to be taken into account,ā Power replied, ābut I admit that I think thatās a mistake. He had retired, had plenty of money, a nice house and garden, a butler, a cook and housemaid, and was very cheerful to the last. He left no last message saying that he was going on to see if he could do better elsewhere.ā
āPossibly insured,ā I said.
Vincie shook his head: āMy dear, a whitewashing verdict of suicide-being-merely-accident, does not legally compel the insurers to pay up.ā
āApart from the fact that he was not insured,ā Power said brightly. āHis house and furniture are, normally enough, but he had let his life policy run for many years, and then collected the surrender value. So that isnāt it.ā
āWho is your client?ā I asked.
āA nephew, Charles Gailey Sibbins, I understand. But he went to Africa last year to shoot a bongo, and is either still on its trail, or huffed by the beast itselfāwhatever it is.ā
āThe bongo does sound predatory,ā Vincie agreed. āMeanwhile, did the first sitting of the coroner dig up anything relevant to the cause of death?ā
āNo. They sent several organs to the Home Office pathologist to dig into. He is still busy, as far as I know.ā
āI presume you saw the local people?ā I said. āDid you visit the police?ā
āYes. I had a talk with Captain Hollick, the Chief Constable for the County, also the superintendent, who is a village constable writ large. I also saw the countyās detective-inspector, a very superior bloke, of whom they are very proud.ā
āHendon?ā I asked.
āYou ought to know better, Mrs. Mercer! They have only just burst on the official world, and will be sub-station inspectors, the Hendonites. No. Inspector Kay is a son of the late Colonel Hepsey Kay. He joined the C.I.D. in London, rose to be sergeant, got asthma, saw a specialist, and was told that one cure was a change of scene and air. He applied to Captain Hollick who had been a subaltern in the colonelās regiment, and was transferred to the county force.ā
āDid they like him?ā said Vincie.
āThey did. Believe me, country policemen are not so snuffy as people imagine about men of education and rank coming into their force. In fact the superintendent down at Malpertuis was inclined to boast of their phoenix. But why this anxiety to know all about the brood of country bobbies?ā
āI was wondering if they told you anything?ā I said.
Power took another of our buckshi cigars, and lit it.
āNot exactly. The only odd thing I learned came from the local G.P. He wondered if Mr. Morgan doped.ā
We both started. āDoped?ā I said, ābut surely there are ways of knowing that?ā
āYes, decidedly, but as none of the tests and reactions acted, that was why the doctor wondered.ā
Vincie laughed. āIf there was nothing to prove it, it seems rather an idiotic suggestion for him to make.ā
Power puffed at his cigar for a moment or two. āHām. He found some traces of irritation in the nasal passages. There was nothing to show that the dead man had been suffering from a cold. In fact, his household staff said that he boasted that he never had a cold.ā
āThen what?ā said Vincie.
āWell, the G.P. had been a major, R.A.M.C., in the war, and had come in contact with some U.S.A. troops who had acquired the dangerous habit of snuffing snow.ā
āCocaine?ā I said.
āYes. Our doctor wondered if Morgan had got the habit. In that case it might possibly be that the man had snuffed-out through it. But as I said there were no other symptoms to suggest dope. The police, naturally, sent Kay over to have a look-see. He found no drugs in the house, except a liniment called Ethidol, which you rub on, and a small box of zinc ointment, also a bottle of aspirin tablets, which sufferers from arthritis find relieves pain to a certain extent.ā
āNominal aspirin, zinc ointment and liniment?ā I said.
āNo. Actual, Mrs. Mercer. They were analysed, and found to be what the labels said they were. So that cock wonāt fight.ā
āWhat about the state of the throat passages, Power?ā my husband asked.
āWell, the mucous lining is more or less coterminous with that of the nose, Mercer,ā was the reply, ābut a short length serves for the passage of food and drink, as well as air. Drink, liquid of any kind, would, of course, tend to wash off anything which might otherwise adhere.ā
āI see what you mean,ā I said, ābut the doctor evidently suspected that the poison, if it was poison, was administered via the nose. It could be, I suppose?ā
He smiled. āYes, granted certain conditions. Say the dead man took snuff, which was mixed with a poisonous powder. In that case it would have to be a poison he could not detect in the snuff, either because he had an insensitive nose, or was one of those people who donāt bother much about scents or flavours. The soluble powder might be carried into the pharynx, and so downwards, I think. The snuff would be sneezed out.ā
āThen snuff is not soluble?ā Vincie said.
āNot to any great extent, I imagine, if at all. Tobacco snuff certainly isnāt, and medicated snuffs are generally prepared so that they stick to the mucus lining, to stop irritation. There was no sign of nicotine action, for the man did not smoke.ā
āPeople like printers, who are not allowed to smoke at work, often take snuff as a substitute,ā I said; āIāve seen them.ā
āQuite. But no one ever saw Morgan snuff, there was no container for it, and if he snuffed regularly there would have been some staining in the nasal passages.ā
āI believe Mr. Power has something up his sleeve,ā I cried. āHe has a sort of mock humble air that tells of discovery in ambush.ā
Our visitor looked hurt. āMy dear Mrs. Mercer, I am the most candid man in London. It was not something up my sleeve, but something in Mr. Morganās button-hole that provoked to wonder.ā
That beat us both, and Mr. Power went on, when we failed to connect that link. āYes, he wore a rose in his button-hole. It was not more than a day old. The idea of a suicidal person decking himself out with flowers was another argument against the theory of suicide.ā
Vincie put down his own cigar, and looked thoughtfully at Power. āThe idea, of course, is that Mr. Morgan sniffed at the rose, and involuntarily inhaled something which had been put upon it. What colour was the flower?ā
āThe white flower of a blameless life.ā
āI see. Then that suggests a white powder, soluble in liquid?ā
āNot necessarily. Just as Whistler in the famous case said that a Symphony in F. was not all F.F. Fāfool! No offence meant, of course. A white rose is not all white. Frequently, the centre, into which one dips oneās proboscis, is pale yellow. And if there is any pollen in roses, it is there, it is there, it is there!ā
āHave you got the rose?ā I said, for it would be like Power to remove something he thought relevant to have a better look at it.
āNo, I handed it to the local superintendent. Curiously enough, he is not interested in flowers. Most country coppers are. So I had difficulty in getting him to take and inspect it.ā
āBut surely you only went down for the inquest?ā I said.
āYes, but when Morgan was undressed, his coat was hung up in the wardrobe....