CHAPTER 1
On a brilliant day in May, in the year 1868, a gentleman was reclining at his ease on the great circular divan which at that period occupied the centre of the Salon Carre, in the Museum of the Louvre. This commodious ottoman has since been removed, to the extreme regret of all weak-kneed lovers of the fine arts, but the gentleman in question had taken serene possession of its softest spot, and, with his head thrown back and his legs outstretched, was staring at Murilloâs beautiful moon-borne Madonna in profound enjoyment of his posture. He had removed his hat, and flung down beside him a little red guide-book and an opera-glass. The day was warm; he was heated with walking, and he repeatedly passed his handkerchief over his forehead, with a somewhat wearied gesture. And yet he was evidently not a man to whom fatigue was familiar; long, lean, and muscular, he suggested the sort of vigor that is commonly known as âtoughness.â But his exertions on this particular day had been of an unwonted sort, and he had performed great physical feats which left him less jaded than his tranquil stroll through the Louvre. He had looked out all the pictures to which an asterisk was affixed in those formidable pages of fine print in his Badeker; his attention had been strained and his eyes dazzled, and he had sat down with an aesthetic headache. He had looked, moreover, not only at all the pictures, but at all the copies that were going forward around them, in the hands of those innumerable young women in irreproachable toilets who devote themselves, in France, to the propagation of masterpieces, and if the truth must be told, he had often admired the copy much more than the original. His physiognomy would have sufficiently indicated that he was a shrewd and capable fellow, and in truth he had often sat up all night over a bristling bundle of accounts, and heard the cock crow without a yawn. But Raphael and Titian and Rubens were a new kind of arithmetic, and they inspired our friend, for the first time in his life, with a vague self-mistrust.
An observer with anything of an eye for national types would have had no difficulty in determining the local origin of this undeveloped connoisseur, and indeed such an observer might have felt a certain humorous relish of the almost ideal completeness with which he filled out the national mould. The gentleman on the divan was a powerful specimen of an American. But he was not only a fine American; he was in the first place, physically, a fine man. He appeared to possess that kind of health and strength which, when found in perfection, are the most impressiveâthe physical capital which the owner does nothing to âkeep up.â If he was a muscular Christian, it was quite without knowing it. If it was necessary to walk to a remote spot, he walked, but he had never known himself to âexercise.â He had no theory with regard to cold bathing or the use of Indian clubs; he was neither an oarsman, a rifleman, nor a fencerâhe had never had time for these amusementsâand he was quite unaware that the saddle is recommended for certain forms of indigestion. He was by inclination a temperate man; but he had supped the night before his visit to the Louvre at the Cafe Anglaisâsome one had told him it was an experience not to be omittedâand
he had slept none the less the sleep of the just. His usual attitude and carriage were of a rather relaxed and lounging kind, but when under a special inspiration, he straightened himself, he looked like a grenadier on parade. He never smoked. He had been assuredâsuch things are saidâthat cigars were excellent for the health, and he was quite capable of believing it; but he knew as little about tobacco as about homeopathy. He had a very well-formed head, with a shapely, symmetrical balance of the frontal and the occipital development, and a good deal of straight, rather dry brown hair. His complexion was brown, and his nose had a bold well-marked arch. His eye was of a clear, cold gray, and save for a rather abundant mustache he was clean-shaved. He had the flat jaw and sinewy neck which are frequent in the American type; but the traces of national origin are a matter of expression even more than of feature, and it was in this respect that our friendâs countenance was supremely eloquent. The discriminating observer we have been supposing might, however, perfectly have measured its expressiveness, and yet have been at a loss to describe it. It had that typical vagueness which is not vacuity, that blankness which is not simplicity, that look of being committed to nothing in particular, of standing in an attitude of general hospitality to the chances of life, of being very much at oneâs own disposal so characteristic of many American faces. It was our friendâs eye that chiefly told his story; an eye in which innocence and experience were singularly blended. It was full of contradictory suggestions, and though it was by no means the glowing orb of a hero of romance, you could find in it almost anything you looked for. Frigid and yet friendly, frank yet cautious, shrewd yet credulous, positive yet skeptical, confident yet shy, extremely intelligent and extremely good-humored, there was something vaguely defiant in its concessions, and something profoundly reassuring in its reserve. The cut of this gentlemanâs mustache, with the two premature wrinkles in the cheek above it, and the fashion of his garments, in which an exposed shirt-front and a cerulean cravat played perhaps an obtrusive part, completed the conditions of his identity. We have approached him, perhaps, at a not especially favorable moment; he is by no means sitting for his portrait. But listless as he lounges there, rather baffled on the aesthetic question, and guilty of the damning fault (as we have lately discovered it to be) of confounding the merit of the artist with that of his work (for he admires the squinting Madonna of the young lady with the boyish coiffure, because he thinks the young lady herself uncommonly taking), he is a sufficiently promising acquaintance. Decision, salubrity, jocosity, prosperity, seem to hover within his call; he is evidently a practical man, but the idea in his case, has undefined and mysterious boundaries, which invite the imagination to bestir itself on his behalf.
As the little copyist proceeded with her work, she sent every now and then a responsive glance toward her admirer. The cultivation of the fine arts appeared to necessitate, to her mind, a great deal of byplay, a great standing off with folded arms and head drooping from side to side, stroking of a dimpled chin with a dimpled hand, sighing and frowning and patting of the foot, fumbling in disordered tresses for wandering hair-pins. These performances were accompanied by a restless glance, which lingered longer than elsewhere upon the gentleman we have described. At last he rose abruptly, put on his hat, and approached the young lady. He placed himself before her picture and looked at it for some moments, during which she pretended to be quite unconscious of his inspection. Then, addressing her with the single word which constituted the strength of his French vocabulary, and holding up one finger in a manner which appeared to him to illuminate his meaning, âCombien?â he abruptly demanded.
The artist stared a moment, gave a little pout, shrugged her shoulders, put down her palette and brushes, and stood rubbing her hands.
âHow much?â said our friend, in English. âCombien?â
âMonsieur wishes to buy it?â asked the young lady in French.
âVery pretty, splendide. Combien?â repeated the American.
âIt pleases monsieur, my little picture? Itâs a very beautiful subject,â said the young lady.
âThe Madonna, yes; I am not a Catholic, but I want to buy it. Combien? Write it here.â And he took a pencil from his pocket and showed her the fly-leaf of his guide-book. She stood looking at him and scratching her chin with the pencil. âIs it not for sale?â he asked. And as she still stood reflecting, and looking at him with an eye which, in spite of her desire to treat this avidity of patronage as a very old story, betrayed an almost touching incredulity, he was afraid he had offended her. She simply trying to look indifferent, and wondering how far she might go. âI havenât made a mistakeâpas insulte, no?â her interlocutor continued. âDonât you understand a little English?â
The young ladyâs aptitude for playing a part at short notice was remarkable. She fixed him with her conscious, perceptive eye and asked him if he spoke no French. Then, âDonnez!â she said briefly, and took the open guide-book. In the upper corner of the fly-leaf she traced a number, in a minute and extremely neat hand. Then she handed back the book and took up her palette again.
Our friend read the number: â2,000 francs.â He said nothing for a time, but stood looking at the picture, while the copyist began actively to dabble with her paint. âFor a copy, isnât that a good deal?â he asked at last. âPas beaucoup?â
The young lady raised her eyes from her palette, scanned him from head to foot, and alighted with admirable sagacity upon exactly the right answer. âYes, itâs a good deal. But my copy has remarkable qualities, it is worth nothing less.â
The gentleman in whom we are interested understood no French, but I have said he was intelligent, and here is a good chance to prove it. He apprehended, by a natural instinct, the meaning of the young womanâs phrase, and it gratified him to think that she was so honest. Beauty, talent, virtue; she combined everything! âBut you must finish it,â he said. âFINISH, you know;â and he pointed to the unpainted hand of the figure.
âOh, it shall be finished in perfection; in the perfection of perfections!â cried mademoiselle; and to confirm her promise, she deposited a rosy blotch in the middle of the Madonnaâs cheek.
But the American frowned. âAh, too red, too red!â he rejoined. âHer complexion,â pointing to the Murillo, âisâmore delicate.â
âDelicate? Oh, it shall be delicate, monsieur; delicate as Sevres biscuit. I am going to tone that down; I know all the secrets of my art. And where will you allow us to send it to you? Your address?â
âMy address? Oh yes!â And the gentleman drew a card from his pocket-book and wrote something upon it. Then hesitating a moment he said, âIf I donât like it when it itâs finished, you know, I shall not be obliged to take it.â
The young lady seemed as good a guesser as himself. âOh, I am very sure that monsieur is not capricious,â she said with a roguish smile.
âCapricious?â And at this monsieur began to laugh. âOh no, Iâm not capricious. I am very faithful. I am very constant. Comprenez?â
âMonsieur is constant; I understand perfectly. Itâs a rare virtue. To recompense you, you shall have your picture on the first possible day; next weekâas soon as it is dry. I will take the card of monsieur.â And she took it and read his name: âChristopher Newman.â Then she tried to repeat it aloud, and laughed at her bad accent. âYour English names are so droll!â
âDroll?â said Mr. Newman, laughing too. âDid you ever hear of Christopher Columbus?â
âBien sur! He invented America; a very great man. And is he your patron?â
âMy patron?â
âYour patron-saint, in the calendar.â
âOh, exactly; my parents named me for him.â
âMonsieur is American?â
âDonât you see it?â monsieur inquired.
âAnd you mean to carry my little picture away over there?â and she explained her phrase with a gesture.
âOh, I mean to buy a great many picturesâbeaucoup, beaucoup,â said Christopher Newman.
âThe honor is not less for me,â the young lady answered, âfor I am sure monsieur has a great deal of taste.â
âBut you must give me your card,â Newman said; âyour card, you know.â
The young lady looked severe for an instant, and then said, âMy father will wait upon you.â
But this time Mr. Newmanâs powers of divination were at fault. âYour card, your address,â he simply repeated.
âMy address?â said mademoiselle. Then with a little shrug, âHappily for you, you are an American! It is the first time I ever gave my card to a gentleman.â And, taking from her pocket a rather greasy porte-monnaie, she extracted from it a small glazed visiting card, and presented the latter to her patron. It was neatly inscribed in pencil, with a great many flourishes, âMlle. Noemie Nioche.â But Mr. Newman, unlike his companion, read the name with perfect gravity; all French names to him were equally droll.
âAnd precisely, here is my father, who has come to escort me home,â said Mademoiselle Noemie. âHe speaks English. He will arrange with you.â And she turned to welcome a little old gentleman who came shuffling up, peering over his spectacles at Newman.
M. Nioche wore a glossy wig, of an unnatural color which overhung his little meek, white, vacant face, and left it hardly more expressive than the unfeatured block upon which these articles are displayed in the barberâs window. He was an exquisite image of shabby gentility. His scant ill-made coat, desperately brushed, his darned gloves, his highly polished boots, his rusty, shapely hat, told the story of a person who had âhad lossesâ and who clung to the spirit of nice habits even though the letter had been hopelessly effaced. Among other things M. Nioche had lost courage. Adversity had not only ruined him, it had frightened him, and he was evidently going through his remnant of life on tiptoe, for fear of waking up the hostile fates. If this strange gentleman was saying anything improper to his daughter, M. Nioche would entreat him huskily, as a particular favor, to forbear; bu...