Part One
Fun Ways to Make Money
You can find fun in any workāalthough I don't recall finding any as a real estate agent. Of course, some ways of making money are more entertaining and exciting than others, and which ones they are depends on who you are. I enjoyed tracking people down when I was a process server, and I even made some money playing chess. Currently I have a lot of fun writing on my favorite subjects.
This section covers work ranging from bounty hunting to making a hatful of dollar bills as a street performer. The focus is on the fun, but many of the following activities hold real potential for making big moneyāif you approach them with the right attitude. Making beer for a brewpub is just a nice job, for example, but with experience and a few of your own recipes you can start a new brand. Some craft brewers have built multimillion-dollar companies from small starts. And tearing down or blowing up buildings might be a blast as a $12-per-hour job, but you can also use the experience to start your own successful demolition company.
Nevette Michael, Craps Dealer
Nevette Michael works at Turtle Creek Casino in northern Michigan. I worked with her many years ago (at another casino), but even after weeks of training I couldn't handle craps, so I dealt blackjack and roulette. Nevette not only can handle her job but also clearly loves the work, as you'll see in this interview:
What did you do before casino work, and how did you become a craps dealer?
Do you still enjoy the work?
How much do you make now, and what do starting dealers typically make?
As far as you know, do most casinos still do their own training of dealers?
Is dealing blackjack or craps something anyone can learn to do?
Have you had opportunities for promotion to pit boss or other positions?
There are opportunities to deal casino games on cruises or in exotic locations. Have you considered working elsewhere, and have many of your coworkers done so?
What advice do you have for a person who wants to be a casino dealer?
Chapter 1
Stealing Cars for Fun and Profit
Auto Repossession
āIt's just the repo man,ā he told his son.
āBut, Daddy, why is he taking our car?ā the little boy asked. His mother was digging out a mitten frozen to the floor of the trunk.
āSon, we didn't make the payments, and when you can't pay for it, you don't get to keep it,ā he explained, and then he handed me the keys. It was rare for an owner to handle a repossession that well, and even rarer to see it made into a teaching moment for his children. This was one of the first repossessions I did during my brief stint as a repo man more than 20 years ago.
Often, cars were not handed over voluntarily. I snuck into driveways, yards, and parking lots to take them with keys or by tow truck. I was chased and I had guns pulled on meāall part of the adventure. It had to be fun, since the boss paid me just $15 per car. The job pays better these days, but conflict is still common.
Money
Some companies pay their agents a percentage of the repossession fee or bonuses in addition to hourly wages, so if you become good at what you do you can boost your income. To make big money, though, you have to treat the job as insider training, with the goal of owning your own company. You can do repossessions as a sideline to a normal towing business or as your specialty. Additional sources of revenue come from related services. With a fenced area to store cars for clients, you can charge a daily fee. You can also auction cars for clients, taking a percentage of the sale or a flat fee.
Some sources peg the average annual income of repossession agents at about $15,000, although this may reflect the part-time nature of many positions. Tow truck drivers average $42,000 annually, and often do repossessions. Owners of repossession or towing companies can make much more, of course, with a handful in the United States currently topping $5 million in annual revenue.
How to Get Started
Many repossession businesses don't have web sites, so look in the yellow pages under āauto repossession.ā Call towing companies, too, because car repossessions are often a sideline to towing. Smaller companies may be open to your offer to help out for free on a job or two, to prove you can do the work. In fact, some outfits might require you to ride along on a few repossession jobs before you are put on payroll in any case, just to see if you really want the job and can handle it.
If you want to start part-timeāwhether as a way to decide if you like the work or to learn about the business before investingāa small company can be perfect. Some towing companies do just a few repossessions per week. And if you are interested in repossessions as a business, it is best to work as an employee for a few months.
Resources
- www.repoman.com: Phone numbers and links to many repossession companiesāa good place to start a job search. Also has information for business owners.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repossession: Covers the basics of the business and the relevant laws; the latter varies from state to state.
- www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/pubs/consumer/autos/aut14.shtm: More detail on the laws involved in repossession, although from a consumer perspective.
- www.campingcompanies.com: An example of a successful repossession company, and a good place to get a job (employees get full benefits).
Chapter 2
Drinking on the Job
Specialty Beer Brewer
Yes, a brewer, sometimes known as a brewmaster, really does have to taste-test the beer he makes. If you like that idea, here is more good news: Beer-making jobs in small pubs and microbreweries have become available across the country in the past decade. In addition to drinking on the job, another benefit is the exercise. Unloading and carrying sacks of grain and hops will keep you in shape. The job also requires malting, milling, mashing, boiling, fermenting, conditioning, filtering, and packaging that beer.
Large breweries often require a degree in chemistry and hire only brewers with years of experience. Microbreweries are usually satisfied with certification from one of the good craft brewing schools, such as Siebel or the Institute for Brewing Studies. Some certification courses can be completed online in as little as three monthsāalthough you should look for one that also offers on-site training for a few weeks.
There are different ways to work in brewing. Some microbreweries now have hundreds of employees and positions for brewers and assistant brewers. It is probably easier to get hired at small brewpubs though. You can also work as ...